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[Naturegirl1999]

It is wonderful how the words are being used in others; definitions, we could probably end up making a world out of this
Glomtom: A slime that takes the form of a tomcat
Steeplump; A plump sample of steel
Kizerain: A rain that consists of Kize
Kize: a blueish greenish liquid that smells like steel and tastes like grape jelly. Whether or not it is poisonous is still unknown
Spusious: a proportional measure of how much of an area is filled with potatoes. This can be expressed using percentages or fractions. “This area is 90% spusious, we can barely move due to all of the potatoes.”

[MeimieFan88]

Didrow - An unknown number between 13 and 29.
Includiagram - A diagram showing what is included.
Nevalways - Either never or always, but not anywhere in between.
Kizereactive - When something has a unique reaction to Kize.
Idiff - An area that is at least 95% spusious.
Hypoblutic - When an area is less than 5% blue due to a lack of gleblus.

[Bumber]

Luezoid - Term for "loser".
Chesture - When you gesture with your pectoral muscles.
Yammoe - Having strong affections towards yams.
Mofoblitz - When you pwn a n00b fast and hard.
Pepelexa - The mythical book of all Pepe memes, past and future.
Noodile - A long, skinny crocodillian.
Norrisology - Study of Chuck Norris.
Zestybus - A food cart carrying flavorful foods.
Sexatoo - A parrot that tries to shag your head.
Lazap - The sound a laser makes.
Dododox - When you doxx people for being idiots.
Ahoy-wut - When you greet someone and they respond with "What?".
Boxscape - A landscape composed entirely of cardboard boxes.

Stepjump: well, this is self explanatory, Stepjumping is when you jump every step. Kinda like a skip

Could also be where you skip as many steps as possible on the stairs.

"First it was the cinnamon and Tide-pods! Now those stupid kids are at it again with the Stepjump Challenge!"

[delphonso]

The Stepjump challenge was basically middle school for me and my friends.

Perplexa - any action performed by an Alexa or similar device which is beyond reckoning.
Nudile - a particulalry sexy large reptile.

[Naturegirl1999]

Can you give an example of a Purplexa? Has one happened with you?

Voquev: A question that is so vague it could be about anything
Resaix: when you saix something again
Saix: programming an AI with a base 6 coding system

[delphonso]

Not personally, but my mother said her Alexa said, "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that." At 4 in the morning in a silent house.

[Naturegirl1999]

I mean, if nothing was said, she couldn’t catch anything

Novanoid: Something that is like a Novan
Novan: A cube that destroys vans on contact
Nekmit: a procedure to mitigate Nek
Nek: A disease that causes the victim’s cells to gradually turn into Novans
Yeinydd: A yellow powder that causes those who inhale, ingest, sniff, or otherwise get in inside themselves to always see yellow, no matter what they are looking at

[scriver]

Also known as a boar

[MeimieFan88]

Irresistile - When a nudile does a chesture
Bisaixual - When code is accessible to both binary and base 6
Perplexazap - When Alexa mistakes a Lazap as a voice command
Wut-quev - A case of an Ahoy-wut where a greeting is misinterpreted as a voquev
Yesvan - A cube that turns anything it contacts into vans
Yesvangelism - The converting of the world into vans via public distribution of yesvans
Mofoblitzcon - A convention of expert mofoblitzers that meets up every didrow days at 13:37. Typically takes place in a boxscape.

[bloop_bleep]

Vanadize: verb

To imbue something with vanadium that would otherwise not have it.
“Don’t eat that bread, it has been vanadized.”

There's something about the specificity of this and the absurdity of the example sentence that made me laugh.

[delphonso]

Ayetheist - someone who believes that there is probably a god.
Eyetheist - someone who believes god exists in the eye of the beholder.
Eightheist - someone who believes that god exists in a diminuitive form - one eighth of a god.
Heytheist - someone who believes god is a friendly fellow.
Acetheist - someone who believes god exists in a deck of cards.
Idifftheist - someone who is 95% spusius about god.

[Naturegirl1999]

Spudtheist: Someone who believes God’s preferred form of life is the potato, or believes that God takes the form of a potato
Octotheist: someone who believes there are eight gods
Vantrilitheist: Someone who believes all life are puppets being controlled by one or more deities
Zestpond: A pond full of a liquid that makes anything zesty

[Eschar]

Cantabulate

(I don't have a definition, I just liked the sound, feel free to provide one)

[Naturegirl1999]

Cantabulate

(I don't have a definition, I just liked the sound, feel free to provide one)

Cantabulate: when a cantaloupe bulates
Bulate: to alternate between swelling then shriveling cyclically

[MeimieFan88]

Cryptocantabulate - When a cantaloupe bulates chaotically, causing zestogenesis
Zestogenesis - Spontaneous creation of zestponds