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[Naturegirl1999]

Yes

The button ensures that you spell everything correctly when you write/type, but every time you speak, you pronounce every word wrong

[MeimieFan88]

No.

The button lets you see very far into the future, however you will forget everything about the past (including who you are, etc).

[Naturegirl1999]

Yes, I’m curious about the future

This button will let you see the origin of life on Earth, however you will not be able to travel back to the present

[Supernerd]

No. Shortly after witnessing abiogenesis I would die due to a complete and total lack of any food. Assuming the atmosphere of the time wouldn't kill me first.

This button will cause your next vote to be the deciding vote in an election, but you will be blamed for the problems the elected official might cause.

[Naturegirl1999]

No. If I’m gonna be blamed for problems, they need to be problems I caused, not that I would intentionally cause problems. What I’m saying is I don’t want to be blamed for other people’s problems

This button will revive everyone who died from the NCOV2019 Coronavirus, but a new viral disease starts in Greenland

[Enemy post]

No. There's no way to know how deadly the new disease is, and we won't be able to contain it in time because nobody will believe that I resurrected the dead. Also, it's entirely possible that the magic virus won't look like anything we've prepared to deal with before.

This button will make a Hollywood-budget movie out of one of your D&D campaigns, but you won't see any of the profits and it won't be very good.

[helmacon]

No. There's no way to know how deadly the new disease is, and we won't be able to contain it in time because nobody will believe that I resurrected the dead. Also, it's entirely possible that the magic virus won't look like anything we've prepared to deal with before.

This button will make a Hollywood-budget movie out of one of your D&D campaigns, but you won't see any of the profits and it won't be very good.

Yes. I don't have any D&D campaigns, but I do like to press buttons.

The button will provide humanity with a working interstellar colony ship, but will also ensure the Earth will be destroyed within 10 years. You are guaranteed a spot on the ship.

[Stirk]

No. We don't have any real goal for a starship to settle, are unlikely to find one in 10 years. Even if we where able to get enough copies that everyone on Earth could get one we wouldn't have anywhere to go. We'd just be kinda stuck as interstellar hobos.

We discover a new alien race, but it is low tech and clearly hostile likely leading to an eventual war.

[King Zultan]

No

You get a free car, but there's something wrong with it and you don't get to know what the problem is.

[MeimieFan88]

............

Y-- No. Seems to be just looking for trouble, lol.

The button turns water rainbow-colored, but you are no longer allowed to wear hats on Thursdays.

[Naturegirl1999]

Yes, I don’t wear hats often anyways
The button allows you to understand every language, but you can no longer speak

[CABL]

No, while body language can get me a long way, I'd prefer to still be able to speak on the phone.

The button will allow you to play Dwarf Fortress 1.0 right now, but an anvil will drop on your head the moment you stand up from your chair, causing brain damage but not killing you.

[helmacon]

No?

The button will allow you to control your dreams in entirety, to do whatever you want, but you will never be *fully* rested in the morning again.

[Naturegirl1999]

Yes
The button allows you to see ultraviolet light, however you can feel radio waves passing through you constantly

[King Zultan]

No

The button allows you to live forever, but you can never leave your house and if you do you die instantly.