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[Spriggans]

Yes ! Vodkaaa !!

[King Zultan]

Vodka shall fuel our dwarves!

[Murr2]

I enjoy that nobody questions my choice to use a literal child as the overseer.

very fun 

I will try to finish up my turn today.

[auzewasright]

I enjoy that nobody questions my choice to use a literal child as the overseer.

very fun 

I will try to finish up my turn today.

We had an alpaca run the fort. Twice. One of the times, it wasn’t even alive.

[recon1o6]

I enjoy that nobody questions my choice to use a literal child as the overseer.

very fun 

I will try to finish up my turn today.

Well this fort's overseers haven't exactly been the most...normal

We've had:

• The smallest dwarf in existence
• A religious architect
• A forgotten beast observer
• A dwarf so traumatised by zombies they had a name change
• Emotionless ghoul
• Reclaimation agent on behalf of HM the insane queen
• The keeper of bees and graves
• The sole survivor and echnida hater
  
• A dwarven major general
• Paranoid haulier
• An alpaca engineer
• A captured necromancer
• No longer emotionless ghoul
• Pressganged ghoul
• Dictator bartender
• Disguised group of bees
• A murderous scientist
• Undead alpaca engineer
• An eternal ghoul
• Body swapping Bartender turned Dictator
• The sanest noble: the sole survivor
• Mad scientist on thin ice

So a child wouldn't exactly be out of the realm of possibility. Aside from the fact smallhands tended to uh...lose its children

[King Zultan]

Than we must do our upmost to protect this child, but not the other ones as they aren't as important.

[Spriggans]

This child is the only pure thing this cursed fort has !
We must care for him, protect him. His sanity must endure for at least 3 months

Keep him away from the booze stockpile !

EDIT : If we really cared for him, he should be tossed in a dirt hole and sealed from everything else. Throw him some drinks/food, and it should be fine. Add dogs and echidnaes if you want.

[Secretdorf]

PTW for now and maybe participate later when I get a better idea about What the hell this is? It certainly looks interesting. I might take a turn but I am not experienced in DF things like minecarts, necros and military dorfs and it looks like traps might not work here.

[Murr2]

Shoot, I sadly might have to quit because of the stupidest reason I could probably have imagined:
I somehow lost my mouse so I can't actually get into the game 

[recon1o6]

you can navigate any computer interface with a keyboard, its fiddly but it works

[delphonso]

Fitting to be defeated by the smallest tool.

Let me know how it's going. I can squeak in play in the mornings while baby and wife are still snoozing, so should get through my turn quick

[recon1o6]

Shoot, I sadly might have to quit because of the stupidest reason I could probably have imagined:
I somehow lost my mouse so I can't actually get into the game 

oh btw, you can get a usb mouse very cheap, just order off your phone or something

[King Zultan]

Some of the dollar stores can have a cheap USB mouse.

[Murr2]

I have since found the mouse but I think ill pass, due to school, a bit of a lack of motivation, etc.

Sorry about that 

[delphonso]

No worries! I'll dig into it this week.