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Author Topic: Smallhands - nearly 40 years and still tiny!  (Read 441402 times)

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Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« Reply #1350 on: December 15, 2021, 02:14:17 am »

A legendary fort in a legendary age.
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« Reply #1351 on: December 15, 2021, 02:51:59 am »

I'd likebto take it, yes. I can play Friday.
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Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« Reply #1352 on: December 15, 2021, 09:40:53 pm »

Wow! The Age of Legends! Great work on a well-written and exceptionally violent turn! Spriggans, do you want to take it?

As an extra thing I noticed while creating a nice dining room for my dwarf, the dwarves carved a set of five engravings on the wall. From left to right they depict:

  • Lorsith Weevilmessiah.
  • Ikud the blind demon killing a dwarf.
  • The symbol of Smallhands.
  • The symbol of the Mint Sack, our civilization.
  • A table cut gem.

So on one side we have Lorsith and their evil minions, and on the other the Mint Sack and their treasure. The only thing standing between them is Smallhands. Quite a lot of meaning for some random engravings.

I love this interpretation so much.
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Hear hear!

That was quite a turn, getting tested like that right in the opening days.
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Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« Reply #1353 on: December 17, 2021, 08:42:08 am »

Dwarves. We are legendary.




I'm proud of you. Smallhands is legendary. Our strength is known world-wide.
Even the great Goblin threat is affraid of us.


Look at these cowards ! Sending their cattle to war.

Yes.
Dwarves. I am proud of you.

But I fear I will need to cleanup a lot of mess this year !
I will spend my year tidying up Smallhands, finishing uncompleted projects, and making things look nice.
I know the endless corridors are a mess to track for instance. And the workshops are scattered left and right...



Hoo ! Also ! I want to investigate on why we don't have more than 2 forlorn ghouls in our populace.


The forlorn ghouls...
SmallHands' taled pride.
Where did the bulk of them go ? What happened to the other ghouls ?

Almost all gone ! I must remedy that ! We need more ! How can I produce more ?

I will investigate the process that rises corpses.
From past overseers, I think the specimen needs to be extra fresh for resurection. My future experimentations should confirm that.
But I must study carefully the biomechanics of resurection if I want to bring Smallhands to the next level.
I will need a steady supply of corpses for this. Thanksfully, being in a now 30 years old dwarven fort, I should have plenty available.


The year begins
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Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« Reply #1354 on: December 17, 2021, 12:33:46 pm »

I was somehow in charge of smallhands.
I had to find a way to produce more ghouls. BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
I would not waste my precious time with mere skeletons or zombies.
I had to find a way to acquire ghouls on a predictable basis.
Any lesser undead would be disposed of, via a crushing bridge.



I started by doing some work on the fortress ghosts problem.
I really don't think I can bring ghosts back to a satisfactory life form, even though some claim to have done it.

Hence, I erased the ghosts by placing a large amount of slabs down in the crypt.
It looks like a decently sized necropolis got built here in the past.



I have to say the sheer number of corpses hidden there makes me impatient.
I really hope the preservation conditions of the tissues in these coffins are acceptable.
It would be such a shame for these specimens to be wasted !




Today, I located a large pile of unused biomass.



This was Smallhand's previous war pit, or something like that.
It was apparently no longer used, and the dwarves told me these were "ennemies of the past".

The corpses were not in a perfect state of freshness, nor were they complete. Some lacked body parts, and the blood was all dried out.
They were specimens for me to study nonetheless.
I had to know if the lack of, for instance, head would still allow the ghoulification process to occur.



Goblins, Dwarves, Elves, Trolls, and random animals.
This represented a lot of tissues. The potential was great.
I moved them upstairs near the Necromancer chamber.



The specimens were in place.
The Necromancer was ready to work his magic.
It HAD to work !

...


As I was about to trigger the experiment, I heard a dwarf, named Salmeuk, yelling after somebody !





A fight happened !
Looks like this elven diplomat said something he should not have...



(OOC : the fact that "the Elf-lover" gets the kill is amazing :) )

...

WONDERFUL !
A fresh corpse ! Bring him to me !



I know for a fact that elves lack intelligence. This diplomat probably won't rise as a forlorn ghoul.
But the extra freshness of the corpse was not something to be wasted.
I added the diplomat to the biomass pile.

I pulled the lever, the Necromancer worked his magic !


...


I hesitated a little.
But after the smoke cleared, I must admit I definitely brought things back to life.

But, sadly, as expected ...



The elven diplomat became an uninterresting zombie...



The crude sentient bodies did not rise...
Only small parts and boring animals did move a little.


Sadly, all these beings lacked proper intelligence.
I believe the state of freshness is essential for the ressurection of sentient beings.

Next time, it is mandatory I acquire freshly k...
WAIT ! WHAT IS THAT ?!



Huuuu ?!



I DID IT !
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Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« Reply #1355 on: December 17, 2021, 04:42:31 pm »

wha. . .

so, we have a pair of semi-intelligent bird people? who eat brains?

I watched young frankenstein for the first time the other day, and this post gave me flashbacks
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Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« Reply #1356 on: December 18, 2021, 01:39:52 am »

Imagine if they joined the fort.

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Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« Reply #1357 on: December 18, 2021, 02:58:47 am »

Intelligent bird zombies, maybe they're good for something!
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Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« Reply #1358 on: December 19, 2021, 06:50:23 am »

curious, i never known if the birb men were hostile or not.

I'm surprised spriggans isnt enthralling everyone from the tower again. Maybe its because he went insane
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Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« Reply #1359 on: December 20, 2021, 07:37:05 am »

Before I begin, I would like to clarify something.

This :



is NOT me.

This is Spriggans the Sparkly. A great dwarf. One of the greatest to live.
He has been gifted the great Power of ressurection.
But fever and depression melted his (and his necromancers friends) brain.
He now lacks any intelligence, and only raises corpses on instinct.

I am not at all like Spriggans.
I am not stupid, nor can I revive dead things.
I am just a mere student. Trying my best to use Spriggans' power to understand the ghoulification process.
This process, could I master it, would greatly benefit dwarven-kind.


Now back at it !



Summer has been productive.


I was really really not expecting the Osprey men to move at all.
Dwarven records state that their carcasses were several years old !
They were in a very dry state, and should really not have risen.
Yet here they are, skinless, muscleless, lacking fleshy tissues and organs :




Even without eyes, the birds have the intelligent cyan glow in their orbits.
They even OPENED THE DOOR by themselves (the cage traps I placed prooved useful there).
They look intelligent.
They are intelligent.

This is a success ! I produced forlorn ghoul !
Could it be concluded that the state of freshness of the corpse is not of primal importance ?

But I must admit these birds still look like beasts to me. They are wild, and un-civilised.
The next specimens will need to be of a civilised specie for more interresting results.







I placed the bird men in a cozy room designed especially for them.
I will give them time to recover after years without moving.
I'll let them stabilize before interrogation. I hope they communicate. But I have little hope, as they lack any organs.

Maybe the state of freshness WAS important after all...




A few months have passed.
The birds were mute and deaf.
Interrogation was unproductive. In the end, they were just animals.
Intelligent animals, granted. But birds anyway.
The dwarves refuse to tame or train them.
The birds are useless...


Yet, this experiment was not a complete failure.
The lack of organs, (esp. the lack of lungs) of the risen birds made me realise something.
Undeads do not breathe...
I would turn this to my advantage.




I started working on a little project which would help me acquire deceased specimens of satisfactory quality.
This is Smallhands' tree-farm-water-supply :



It is conviniently placed near the Surface.
I asked the dwarves to build a little contraption for me near the bargaining area.



It will be used when given the chance.
I must acquire more interresting studying material.



During the last months, I searched our fortress for ANY supply of interresting biomass I could get my hands into.

Apart from boring dead animals, the only accessible materials I could get were :
- N : Racon. A wormy titan. Not at all dangerous. But unique enough to warrant study.
- Ñ : Kol Rimtarbuzat. A "yellow tainted" dwarf. Strangely, the dwarves were afraid of him.





- Experimentations on the body of Racon prooved fruitless.
The worm raised as a mere crude and mindless animated flesh.



Was I really expecting a worm to be intelligent ?
Such a waste of my time !


Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)



On the other hand, on the body of Kol, my knowledge prooved sucessful !



I did it again !
This time, it was not a fluke !


Welcome back agonst the living, Kol, my friend.
My dear, intelligent friend.




I will escort him in a resting room for a while. Let him regain his senses.
I realize his body was not perfectly fresh, having been drying out under the Sun for who knows how long.
Still, I have good hope he will be more compliant than the birds.
I will soon examine his body. I must know if his organs are intact.
Interrogations will have to happen.



This summer was productive



I think I begin to understand ghoulification better.
But I need to test things further !
I am about to make a breakthrough that would benefit all dwarven-kind.
My work has to continue.

The time has come to test the process on a larger scale.
Smallhands corpses are lacking, but I have to get more !
I must find a much, MUCH larger supply of fresh corpses.






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« Reply #1360 on: December 20, 2021, 08:00:08 am »

Overseer's Log, Year 178.



For anyone wondering, Kol attacked in 178, and is a werepig.

Science will be made...
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Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« Reply #1361 on: December 20, 2021, 08:58:26 am »

A werepig forlorn ghoul. This is going to end !!well!!
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« Reply #1362 on: December 20, 2021, 11:57:01 am »

The freshly raised ghoul, whose name was Kol, was put in a nice little room.



He was sealed away from society, as previous logs indicated he was actually cursed to take a swine form every moonlight !
And, as expected :



After some time in quarantine, I interrogated him.
I tried to persuade him to join our forces and contribute to SmallHands' greatness.
He did not comply.

Fine !
May he rot forever in his shiny prison !



Now ! I'm starting to grow bored of raising non-useful undeads.
I really need to focus on more interresting races.


I had other plans.
I had to act swiftly.

I needed to acquire a large quantity of sentient tissues for my large scale experiment.

The fortress' necropolis was what I had in mind.
After all, the sheer amount of material buried right there was astonishing.



A group of dwarves volunteers helped me in my task.
During a night, I sent them in the Necropolis.
As I instructed them to, they dug the graves, and extracted the partially conservated bodies.




This pile of promising body parts was less fresh than I originaly thought.
But I had to proceed quickly before sunrise !
I believe the residents would not approve that I disturbe their deads like that. But it had to be done for the Greater Good.


The bodies were in place.




If my calculations were correct. I could bring back to this world almost 40 forlorn ghouls.
After that, my fame would be set.



The Necromancer gestured.
Some noise could be heard in the ghoulification chamber.
My success was near.


No ...



No no noooo noooooo !!!





....





I regained my senses...

As it turned out, the specimen I excavated were not fresh enough.
None of them gave anything remotely satisfying.
All this potential had been wasted by previous overseers. Had they risen the bodies on time...

I destroyed the now wasted materials and called it a night.

I thought about what to do next.
I had some promising ideas...
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« Reply #1363 on: December 20, 2021, 10:21:23 pm »

I started working on a little project which would help me acquire deceased specimens of satisfactory quality.
This is Smallhands' tree-farm-water-supply :



It is conviniently placed near the Surface.
I asked the dwarves to build a little contraption for me near the bargaining area.



It will be used when given the chance.
I must acquire more interresting studying material.

Just a reminder that we have a perfectly good drowning chamber already built above the reanimation chamber for easy ghoulification.
By the way, I'm pretty sure if you left the zombie of Racon around until the end of the year, we would go back to the age of myth.
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« Reply #1364 on: December 21, 2021, 03:52:05 am »

I know about the drowning above the necro chamber. I've actually used it already. You'll see.
I needed this new drowning chamber thought.

As for the Titan, I think I atom smashed it... Did not think about bringing back the Age of Myths.
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