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Author Topic: Smallhands - nearly 40 years and still tiny!  (Read 441240 times)

delphonso

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1125 on: June 16, 2021, 11:42:57 pm »

Super swamped right now, so if Strika wants to take the turn, go ahead, otherwise I should be able to start in about a week...

Great turn, Recon - always a pleasure to read your updates. Love to see the Frothy Fire...working?

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1126 on: June 19, 2021, 05:44:40 am »

Its uh...sort of working. A bit too well. I may or may not have missed reinstalling the final wall block allowing the magma to flow diagonally and thus set fire to the axles powering the pump stack and possibly the windmill. At the very least the gear mechanisms will be ok as they are rock and metal.
I took down that block when I accidentally made it out of gold bar not granite block. Hauling was so poor towards the end I genuinely didn't expct to finish this. It was hard enough getting enough magma into the access pipe.

stuff needs to be automated from the magma sea if its going to be reloaded in any adequate time without mass manual pumping. That may require a dig through the fort and/or additional reservoirs

But for now smallhands has at least 1 semi functional megaproject complete :D it only requires a few deconstructions and spare parts.



Journal of the Tavern Keeper Overseer 1st of Granite 176

I clearly didn't have enough booze to drink during my term towards the end. If I did, then it wasn't strong enough drink. My term is up and its time to spend the next few years serving drinks and studying magmadynamics (a dwarven !!science!! specialising in magma flows)

alongside plotting the demise of weevilmessiah and Ikud the blind of course.

A note for my successor in the post of Overseer- We have one carpenter. Might want to train more
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1127 on: June 19, 2021, 08:48:43 am »

Super swamped right now, so if Strika wants to take the turn, go ahead, otherwise I should be able to start in about a week...

I can't take a turn right now; I'm off on an extended week-end in the mountains. Guess we're waiting a week.
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1128 on: June 20, 2021, 01:46:29 am »

No problems. Smallhands wasnt build in a day
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1129 on: June 23, 2021, 06:51:11 pm »

I mean, it took more like a month for it to get built, but the first time around it was destroyed in roughly .2 seconds, so y’know
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1130 on: June 24, 2021, 11:26:50 am »

I mean, it cant burn down more than last time surely? down to 1 single living dwarf is kinda hard ot beat.
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Re: Smallhands - a small fort for small computers (small overseers wanted!)
« Reply #1131 on: June 24, 2021, 12:06:20 pm »


In the mean time, here is:

The First* Census of Smallhands

The status of our 23 19 17 14 proud citizens**! Sorted by layer and where they are.***

// SNIP //


*while inaugural is the correct term, I doubt the fortress will live to need a second one.
**Give or take a few undead.
***As of the end of my turn, read the update for more recent info.


Reading back through old posts. What a doubter you were there ah-zee ! ;D
It's amazing how we actually succedeed and recovered fully !
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1132 on: June 24, 2021, 06:09:15 pm »

I mean, it cant burn down more than last time surely? down to 1 single living dwarf is kinda hard ot beat.

Well, we could probably get Smallhands down to a single dead dwarf.

Might be able to crack out an intro post later today, if I'm lucky. The school year is wrapping up, which means lots of work preparing tests and grading...

Late fat edit:

Composition: The Truth
This is a talc-bound codex.
The written portion consists of a 20 page essay entitled, Composition: The Truth, authored by Olon Onulolun. It concerns the unfinished journal authored by Elpho Ustuthdeleth. The writing is as vicious as can be. Overall the prose is amateurish at best. 

Excerpt:

What was uncovered was an as to yet unpublished manuscript by Elpho. What followed was a length debate amid academia to determine the legitimacy of the text. Many claim it is just a fake, other state the forensic evidence is too much, and that the text must be legitimate. Those in the legitimate camp suggest it is either an extremely early draft of an abandoned project, or a “fall from grace” moment in Elpho's life devoid of any original ideas.

It is this author's opinion, however, that the text is a blatant example of plagiarism. Devoid of original ideas, Elpho merely copied lines from his successful peers and attempted to work them into his own. His brief frustrated notes in the margins suggest this was the case. In the following pages, I intend to argue that the reason Elpho did not publish this work, was their own awareness of this issue.

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Speak, memory, of the cunning hero, the wanderer blown off course time and again. Speak of circumspect Elpho.

This is all wrong. Why can't I make poems? Why can't I think of a better way to say “make poems”? What has happened to me?

The above segment bares remarkable resemblance to the epic classic The Oddomssey. Now reference and allusion are common tools in any poet's workshop, however the scratched out notes in the margin suggest a deep frustration which permeates the rest of Elpho's lost journal. It seems Elpho was grasping at straws, hoping the creative juices would begin flowing, but instead, Elpho was presented with perhaps the worst writer's block in dwarven history.

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This is not autobiographical at all, I swear.
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1133 on: June 25, 2021, 11:06:12 am »

ooh goody, those amusing exercpts are back! Looking forward to it delphonso

seems like the elf lover got struck hard by undeath.

edit: damn, i was fighting against time itself to have the talll bar ready for 175

Needless to say, certainly most of this did not occur. Elpho's account of personally drowning a goblin in the Tall Bar is not only ridiculous, but also impossible, as the magma on the top of it - world-renowned for pouring on goblins - wasn't completed until after 175.
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1134 on: June 26, 2021, 05:38:45 pm »

Ive been watching this for a few months and I finally think I wanna sign up. Could I get signed for a turn?
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1135 on: June 28, 2021, 02:42:10 am »

Good news, I think I've figured out a solution to our labor issues.

Bad news:


(I might actually restart, what I have done is worse than just letting a raid walk in unimpeded...)

Ive been watching this for a few months and I finally think I wanna sign up. Could I get signed for a turn?

Absolutely, welcome to the crew. Hopefully there will still be a fort by the end of my turn...

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1136 on: June 28, 2021, 04:07:31 am »

Delphonso I am saving that image for future use. it's too good lol

Smallhands has suffered before. It will live on.
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1137 on: June 28, 2021, 07:15:55 am »

Delphonso I am saving that image for future use. it's too good lol

Smallhands has suffered before. It will live on.

Smallhands is feeling a lot like a Spookyfort already.

Another image to keep you guys satiated while I wait for any good events to happen...

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1138 on: June 28, 2021, 09:12:59 am »

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that somebody released all the goblin prisoners when trying to strip/pit them. Something that the Tavern Keeper berated the fort for in a recent journal since they were next to the beak dogs.

I did want to fix it, but like the graveyard situation, it came after magma. Which took up my entire reign after fixing the military.


Fitting that you post that image when I've wondered about minecarts hauling booze to the top of the tall bar.
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #1139 on: June 29, 2021, 07:10:59 am »

Composition: The Truth
This is a talc-bound codex.
The written portion consists of a 20 page essay entitled, Composition: The Truth, authored by Olon Onulolun. It concerns the unfinished journal authored by Elpho Ustuthdeleth. The writing is as vicious as can be. Overall the prose is amateurish at best. 

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From Snaz Xestsuslozgo's Journal:
The earthblood hung in the air for a moment, so bright it was hard to look at - hot on our faces even in the distance, then it came crashing down, enveloping twenty dwarf-slaves and a few good goblins. I was reminded that day of the violence of the dwarf. The hysteric laughing that echoed up through the stone walls echoed across the sands and drove rage, anger, and fear into our cold hearts. We approached more cautiously, but with blood in our eyes and on our tongues. We would pay and charge life for life that day. Only a few of us walked away, broken - but with a bit of vengeance paid, we slept well that night.


(Relish it, friends - this is the best thing you'll see all post.)

Snaz here shows that eloquence the long-lived can gain, though the poetry is tainted with the racism you'd expect from a goblin. I collected this segment not because it was plagiarized by Elpho. In fact, I gathered it for the opposite purpose: to contrast these two great poets. In a rare show of personal creativity in this work, Elpho included the following poem:

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Dead.
Dead.
Burning hot dead.
The magma spills everywhere.
The dwarves jump in and burn.
Dead.
Dead.
More and more dead.
Arrows fly from behind the tankard.
No one closes the gate.
Death and heat in Smallhands.



Some scholars have argued that this is not a poem, but rather a list – an inventory of Elpho's survey of the surface following the goblin raid in early Spring 176. This author humbly suggests we give Elpho more credit than that. The sorrowful tone of the poem coincides with a terrible defeat at Smallhands at this time – a loss of a quarter of the fortress' population.


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I can't think of a way to convey this in "character" so here it is, boy did I fuck up.

Elated that a goblin siege arrived basically already inside the lava, I got real fucking confident and paid for it. I left the gates open, sure that the magma would solve the problem. It did, but because it only wiped out the first arrivals of the siege, and now the terrain was hazardous, the rest of the siege arrived over the entire month. Goblin bowmen spawned on small dry bits in the sea of magma surrounding the Tall Bar and were able to fire arrows at dwarves who dodged directly into the magma and died (4 this way). Another 5 or so were killed in battle, peppered with arrows by archers that were protected by a pool of magma. The rest were haulers trying to get stuff from the surface only to have a heavily armed goblin appear and bash their brains in. I kept trying to switch strategies - engage them, move away, close the gate, just shoot them, wait for the magma to clear. In the end, by not committing to any one of these, I got a quarter of the fort killed. We're down to 44 dwarves. Shockingly, the only named dwarf to die was Tonnot.

Here's what the aftermath looked like - a lot of the invaders were dwarves, so not every dwarf corpse there is one of us...

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I gotta find something to lift my mood...



That ought to do it.

Also recon...how do I complete the Tall Bar? I am confounded by trying to figure it out myself.
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