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[martinuzz]

Germans are a hoax. We killed and ate them all at the end of WW2 and replaced them with Swiss clockwork dolls.

[Loud Whispers]

I only fear the low earth orbit german

[King Zultan]

Never did like those high germans with their holier than thou bullshit.

[Loud Whispers]

Interesting seeing the top 5 countries vaccine production rates projected for 2020-21. What surprises me is how well USA and Germany are doing in production vs how well they are doing in vaccination. USA especially. Guess Americans must be exporting all that vaccine before they buy domestic

[ChairmanPoo]

There's an ongoing suspicion that pharma companies are ignoring contracts in the US and the EU in favor of reselling vaccines elsewhere  at a premium(eg: UAE)

[Iduno]

No that's German.

EDIT: in other news, antivaxers and covidiots are ecstacic. The German ministry of internal affairs has admitted that it ordered their country's scientist to exaggerate the dangers of corona, at the start of the epidemic last year.
This was discovered and published in die Welt yesterday.

Today, left wing party die Linke will summon the ministers to explain themselves.
Experts fear that this will trigger an avalanche of anti corona protests and convert many people to the psychotic loony camp.

Nothing new under the sun, I'm afraid.

[martinuzz]

How on earth does political manipulation of corona scientists by the German government relate to people willingly banging AIDS patients without a condom?

[Starver]

It's a long (or, rather, tall) one, but relevent to here: https://xkcd.com/2425/

(Q: Is that Yavin IV, then, or Alderaan? Looks somewhat more like Ald. from space but surely Yav. on the ground. Or Yavin for the jab but this has prepared Alderaan for later? Or Q Random Planet, as if the handover of data happened without Vader's active pursuit then his own first (non-naïve) target, later, might then have had no particular reason to be either.)

[Iduno]

How on earth does political manipulation of corona scientists by the German government relate to people willingly banging AIDS patients without a condom?

I may have quoted the wrong thing. One of them was about people trying to get sick and spread the disease (Corona).

[hector13]

It’s Alderaan, Starver, come ahn.

I am reasonably sure the line Vader starts is from second Death Star, uttered by the Emperor after he’s lured the Rebels there with the intelligence so many Bothan’s died for.

It was Tarkin who ordered the shot on Alderaan also. I am disappointed in xkcd.

[Frumple]

That. Nothing involved there really resembles the movies, anyway? There's not some kind of canon validity thing going on here.

Ruddy thing's probably actually an empire at war mod or somethin'

[MrRoboto75]

It’s Alderaan, Starver, come ahn.

I am reasonably sure the line Vader starts is from second Death Star, uttered by the Emperor after he’s lured the Rebels there with the intelligence so many Bothan’s died for.

It was Tarkin who ordered the shot on Alderaan also. I am disappointed in xkcd.

It's not like Chewy lives on Endor or something.

[Duuvian]

No but that's where he PARTIES

[martinuzz]

A dutch judge ruled today in a case against the government bij 'Viruswaarheid' (an organisation of corona deniers and conspiracy theorists)....

The judge ruled in their favour. Starting immediatly, the night curfew is now over. Judge declared it illegal.

[Duuvian]

That's surprising, what was the reasoning?

Permanent lifting or work out better details lifting of curfew?