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[Teneb]

Since the curfew started last saturday 21:00h, the dutch police has fined 5765 people for violating the curfew. That's only about 0.033% of the population, in about 40 hours, could be worse I guess.


EDIT: Meanwhile in France, the French set a dubious world record for Antivaxitis.  According to official polls, 45% of the french population will 'refuse to be vaccinated', or 'probably refuse to be vaccinated'.

Meanwhile, here I am: hyped to become an alligator.

(explanation: Murderer-in-Chief Bozonaro spouted that people who take the vaccine will become alligators. Also how boys will turn into girls and other transphobic nonsense.)

[Vector]

Meanwhile, here I am: hyped to become an alligator.

(explanation: Murderer-in-Chief Bozonaro spouted that people who take the vaccine will become alligators. Also how boys will turn into girls and other transphobic nonsense.)

OK, I laughed out loud. Good stuff.

[LordBaal]

HOLD ON EVERYONE!!!!! Wait a moment, Maduro just anounced we discovered the cure to coronavirus, the answer is on some droplets called Carvativir, througly tested for 9 months it was give to people on the brink of the dead and they came back.....

Everyone can stop worrying about the annunaky tracking/poison, or both, probes on the vaccines.

https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/2021/01/25/600ee31d46163fd0298b45eb.html

Sorry, that was the only english link I could find.

[MonkeyHead]

Our city mayor used the words 'civil war'  to describe yesterday's riots. 70 people have been arrested, more are expected when the police have the time to study the camera footage.

Sadly, they will probably all get away with something like 40h community service for punishment.

If it was up to me, I'd be on the phone with Putin now, offering to pay him if we can make use of his punishment camps in Siberia.


The head of the Police Union says that the dutch police have not seen this much violence in over 40 years.  The police expect this isn't over yet. They expect riots to pop up for weeks to come.

EDIT: but there were no guns at least.  People threw stones, knives, golf balls, molotovs, heavy fireworks, bicycles and a piano at the police but they didn't throw guns.

Hold up. A piano?

[ChairmanPoo]

HOLD ON EVERYONE!!!!! Wait a moment, Maduro just anounced we discovered the cure to coronavirus, the answer is on some droplets called Carvativir, througly tested for 9 months it was give to people on the brink of the dead and they came back.....

Everyone can stop worrying about the annunaky tracking/poison, or both, probes on the vaccines.

https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/2021/01/25/600ee31d46163fd0298b45eb.html

Sorry, that was the only english link I could find.

put under the tongue every four hours. “It is a totally harmless medicine. It does not have any kind of side effects

🤔 if it has no effects it wont have any side effects.. 🤔

[LordBaal]

Technically true, however being something from these guys, its probably just dirty water, poison or a mild laxative at best.

[Rolan7]

Why make a sugar pill when diethylene glycol tastes great and is less filling!
(Note - do not consume diethylene glycol or use it to sweeten your Austrian wine, it is deadly)

[LordBaal]

So... how many bottles should I ask for all of you guys. I will ship them your way!

[TamerVirus]

HOLD ON EVERYONE!!!!! Wait a moment, Maduro just anounced we discovered the cure to coronavirus, the answer is on some droplets called Hydroxychloroquine

Fixed for you

[martinuzz]

Our city mayor used the words 'civil war'  to describe yesterday's riots. 70 people have been arrested, more are expected when the police have the time to study the camera footage.

Sadly, they will probably all get away with something like 40h community service for punishment.

If it was up to me, I'd be on the phone with Putin now, offering to pay him if we can make use of his punishment camps in Siberia.


The head of the Police Union says that the dutch police have not seen this much violence in over 40 years.  The police expect this isn't over yet. They expect riots to pop up for weeks to come.

EDIT: but there were no guns at least.  People threw stones, knives, golf balls, molotovs, heavy fireworks, bicycles and a piano at the police but they didn't throw guns.

Hold up. A piano?

Well, yeah. The public use piano that we have in our station hall. Well they didn't throw it at the police, they just trashed it

More riots today in at least 5 cities and a couple of villages, and more mayors declaring state of emergency. More water cannons, tear gas, and police batons too.

EDIT: This seems to be (d)evolving into a contest between cities, who can trash and plunder the most.

EDIT: the corona testing locations in my city cancelled their appointments. No testing today, they could not guarantee the safety of patients because of the rioters.

[scriver]

Rioters are the scum of the earth

[Starver]

Rioters are the scum of the earth

We must violently protest against these riots!

(Plus, in totally-not-Brexit news, AstraZeneca vs Pfizer supply restrictions.)

[martinuzz]

Sweden has temporarily stopped paying Pfizer for the vaccins.

They demand Pfizer explains themselves. According to Sweden, they had an agreement with Pfizer that they would pay for 5 doses per tube, and they demand to know why Pfizer is charging them for 6 doses per tube.


Meanwhile, dutch police are asking shopkeepers to please ignore privacy laws and keep their security footage for longer than 24h, so the police can use it to track rioters.

[Loud Whispers]

Sweden has temporarily stopped paying Pfizer for the vaccins.

They demand Pfizer explains themselves. According to Sweden, they had an agreement with Pfizer that they would pay for 5 doses per tube, and they demand to know why Pfizer is charging them for 6 doses per tube.

Do you mean that the other way around? Sweden getting 6 doses per tube instead of 5 seems like a better deal

[martinuzz]

Well that's the thing... The EU and Pfizer had agreed that you can get 5 doses from 1 tube, and so the EU countries will pay 5 doses per tube.  But later it was discovered that you could use a special syringe to get 6 doses from the 5 dose tube.  And now Pfizer is charging 6, breaking earlier agreement.
Sweden says it won't pay another dime until the EU renegotiates with Pfizer.