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[Greiger]

Not all the Shape-Changing Lizards can do human mouths properly (Don Jr can't, whatever he is), and masks let more of them walk among us.

Don Jr isn't one of us, I'm not really sure what he is.  Maybe one of the donkey aliens from the Ass nebula.  They can't naturally shapeshift and have to use one of those hologram projectors, they never look quite right.

I wonder if there's any way to make an effective mask that looks like an ineffective one, and then manufacture them to have a whole bunch of anti-masker stuff printed on it.  Like a cloth mask that has the mouth area cut out and replaced with clear plastic that at a casual glance looks like it's hastily applied and does not create a seal, but in the anchor points in the cloth it's carefully sealed all the way around.

[Frumple]

Fucking wow. Just walked by a Ford commercial and its hook was "If you lose your job within the year, you can return the vehicle for a refund." Just plague things, I guess.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I FEEL IT. I FEEL THE FREEDOM.

[Bumber]

1) They would show up very brightly on radiology film.  Xrays at your dentist? YUP, your dentist and dental hygenist would need to be "In" on the conspiracy to never tell you about the large pine nut sized implant that somehow got shoved up your damn nose.

Well, obviously! The radio transceivers aren't going to implant themselves into your teeth!

[Reelya]

Well if all of the far right inject themselves with Drano to flush out the Gates chips, then this year won't be a complete wash.

[Bumber]

Well if all of the far right inject themselves with Drano to flush out the Gates chips, then this year won't be a complete wash.

It won't be a complete wash without some Tide Pods.

[Eschar]

... there's gonna be another Jonestown, isn't there. But not with koolaid this time...

[King Zultan]

It'll be Koolaid flavored Tide Pods filled with Drano.

[Reelya]

Well a woman here who filmed and uploaded herself running a police quarantine checkpoint got arrested here. Notably, the leader of group she's part of has a guide for anti-mask / anti-lockdown protestors, and that includes that if you roll up your car window then the police can't do anything. It has a stack of such solid Sovereign Citizen style advice. The leader of the group often quotes common law / natural law / The Magna Carta or similar as her legal basis.

Well ... the police had to smash her car window in order to arrest her. Turns out that the car window thing doesn't prevent the police arresting you if they really want to. I can just imagine he franctically winding the window up going "oh yes! the window thing, can't forget that, they can't get to you then to read you your rights".

[scriver]

It's the "you're home free if you reach your drive way" of defenses

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Because for some reason these things appeal to me, I'm well versed in the daily madness of American, British, and German SovCits. It's glorious stuff, the German ones think that the German Empire still legally exists and they are citizens of it.

[Dunamisdeos]

What about the British ones?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Behold them! Magnanimous and pure upon the land, free from the tyranny of council tax!

[Rolan7]

I heard a whole city in England declared itself sovereign from the crown, such that even the Queen has to ask permission to enter

Naturally the English built a city around that city, with the same name, to avoid confusion

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I'm referring to The City Of London, the result of some ancient treaty with powerful merchants if I'm remembering that at all correctly

[MetalSlimeHunt]

That's not sovereign citizen stuff, that goes all the way back to the Roman Empire. The City of London was originally the Roman fort-settlement Londinium, which they established to keep themselves separated from the filthy druidics of Britannia who lived outside those walls. Outside the walls became London, and inside the walls remained The City of London, to this very day!