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[martinuzz]

Meanwhile in the UK, the UK is about to fall apart, as the Scottish and Welsh have told the national government that they will not adhere to Boris Johnson's plans to lighten the lockdown and declared that they will make independent decisions.

[Starver]

Pity the unrepresented English..?

_{(Yet to hear what Norn Irn leaders are saying.)}

Spoiler: Meanwhile, STAYALERT (click to show/hide)

YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS LERTS!

[scriver]

I look forward to beards going out of style among young hipster dudes, you can pry mine from my cold dead jawbones, I'm growing silver streaks in goddammit! Like Garfield had, dude was epicbearded!

If you are already this defensive about your beard, think how a hipster (or a dwarf) would react.

In fact, that is how a hipster would react

A properly trimmed beard is not an obstacle to a face mask.

I still have mine, and I wear a mask daily. You just have to keep it shorter, and better shaped.

A moustache is not a beard

[wierd]

A well trimmed goatee is in fact, a beard.

[scriver]

that's just a chin moustache

[Kagus]

A well trimmed goatee is in fact, a beard.

Yeah, well, a wife is also a beard.

[wierd]

No no no.

It covers everything from A "Tony Stark" baby beard, to a "Thomas Henry Carter" mustache-less overgrowth.

Still a beard.  What it is *NOT*, is a "Full Beard".

[scriver]

If it's not a large omnivorous animal, can one really call it a beard, though?

[coalboat]

I think if one rubs a plastic ruler on his very thick beard the beard can be charged with static electricity which can stop miniscule air-borne particles.

[Max™]

If it's not a large omnivorous animal, can one really call it a beard, though?

Thank you, if you've never discovered an uncontacted tribe deep in the recesses of your beard, or never gone to take a bite of something only to discover it missing with loud crunching sounds going on below your chin, if you've never had an entire 6 foot long 2x4 fall freshly planed and scraped from your beard... I have to wonder what exactly you think a beard is to begin with?

[martinuzz]

First and foremost, the Beard is a biological weapon of mass destruction

[Max™]

But seriously though, fold that shit up into the mask, extra layer of filtration I say!

[Bumber]

I think if one rubs a plastic ruler on his very thick beard the beard can be charged with static electricity which can stop miniscule air-borne particles.

Drawing them closer towards your face in the process.

[Iduno]

But seriously though, fold that shit up into the mask, extra layer of filtration I say!

I know my beard doesn't significantly allow air movement, because I can't wear sunglasses to drive while I'm wearing a mask. Instant fog-up.

[Max™]

I think if one rubs a plastic ruler on his very thick beard the beard can be charged with static electricity which can stop miniscule air-borne particles.

Drawing them closer towards your face in the process.

We need to apply the opposite charge then... QUICKLY, TO THE SCIENCARIUM!