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[Naturegirl1999]

I placed smiley faces to hopefully convey that I knew it wasn’t a movie, it didn’t work for everyone...I wanted to hear possible movie names, which I got, so that’s good, I knew bits from Soylent Green, AirBud, others. Thanks. I intended the “question” as a joke. This is why I don’t attempt jokes very often, because I’m literal so often that when I try to be sarcastic, I’m thought as being literal again

[Reelya]

We already knew that you knew

[Naturegirl1999]

Oh. Ok.

Back to Coronavirus, or semi related
My state is doing absentee ballots. I thought I’d mention that since we usually hear about the ones that aren’t allowing those

[hector13]

Get a job at Menards, man.

Johnny boy won’t close for nuthin’!

[Reelya]

The lockdown must be getting to me. I started baking.

Actually it's because I work from home now and I need some snacks for my breaks.

[TD1]

I have developed healthy cookies.
healthy cookies

[King Zultan]

I have developed healthy cookies.
healthy cookies

IMPOSSIBLE, that's the kind of shit that causes universes to explode!

[wierd]

I have discovered delicious "tastes like movie theater popcorn", that is good for you, and contains 0 transfats, and contains no butter.

[Il Palazzo]

I have discovered delicious "tastes like movie theater popcorn", that is good for you, and contains 0 transfats, and contains no butter.

Does it also not contain any popcorn, and taste like movie theatre?

[wierd]

It contains popcorn, oil, and salt.

It does not taste like a movie theater. Just the popcorn one finds inside one.  Without the greasy mouth-coating after sensation, and with ironic health benefits instead of deficits.

Seriously--  I use an EcoLution microwave popcorn "pitcher".  Put in:

3tbs popcorn.
1tsp granulated salt.
1tbs avocado oil*
2tbs water

Combine ingredients in popper. Give it a good slosh to dissolve the salt real good. Heat in microwave on high between 6 and 7 minutes, or until fewer than 3 pops per second occurs.  Enjoy.

* Not all avocado oils are created equal. AVOID "great value" brand. It tastes like pressed pine needles, and will produce god awful popcorn.  I use "BetterBody Foods" brand.  It is neutral, light and buttery tasting. Good stuff. Mostly mono-unsaturated fats. Instead of CLOGGING your arteries, it actually helps to UNCLOG them instead. Irony!

[King Zultan]

1tbs avocado oil*

Sounded like it might be good until you go to that, I don't like avocados and I doubt I'd like the oil that comes from them.

[Iduno]

Pardon the tinfoil hattery, but do you suppose the efforts to prevent absentee and mail-in ballots are so the powers-that-be can assert that it's too dangerous to vote, thereby extending the regime? People can't safely go out and vote, so we can't elect, right?

No, because the ruling class also keeps suggesting you go out and vote, and that it's safe to do so. The goal appears to be to kill off a large swath of the poor and working class.

[Naturegirl1999]

I have developed healthy cookies.
healthy cookies

what are the ingredients?

[wierd]

1tbs avocado oil*

Sounded like it might be good until you go to that, I don't like avocados and I doubt I'd like the oil that comes from them.

It does not taste like avocados.

[ChairmanPoo]

1tbs avocado oil*

Sounded like it might be good until you go to that, I don't like avocados and I doubt I'd like the oil that comes from them.

It does not taste like avocados.

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