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[Reelya]

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

YTF would anyone F a pig carcass?

I don't think he fucked it, he just put his penis in it.

Where the distinction lies, I do not know.

It also wasn't a carcass, it was a pig's head. Which makes a lot more sense as a story: nobody was carting entire dead pigs around, those are huge. So the story is actually they had a pig's head and people stuck their willies in the mouth.

[NJW2000]

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

YTF would anyone F a pig carcass?

I don't think he fucked it, he just put his penis in it.

Where the distinction lies, I do not know.

It also wasn't a carcass, it was a pig's head. Which makes a lot more sense as a story: nobody was carting entire dead pigs around, those are huge. So the story is actually they had a pig's head and people stuck their willies in the mouth.

Ostensibly, he did it to get into a society or something. I think its a Jew thing. As in, anyone who refuses fellatio from a dead pig must be Jewish.

[feelotraveller]

Speaking of human to animal transmission - a tiger at the bronx zoo n.y. just got covid-19.  One of the few documented cases before anyone panicks.

[TamerVirus]

Here in NY, the amount of bodies has filled out the morgues and the refrigerated trucks to the point where the chair of the city council health committee put out the idea of temporarily burying the bodies, ten in a row, in the public parks.

The death curve has been plateauing here the past 2 days, though, so hopefully they won't have to resort to that

[Max™]

Speaking of human to animal transmission - a tiger at the bronx zoo n.y. just got covid-19.  One of the few documented cases before anyone panicks.

Oh jesus why is this response after the sidebar about getting head from... er... a pig head?

Also feel I should point out that I was social distancing before it was cool, and unfortunately I have now earned my title: Pandemic Hipster.

[Naturegirl1999]

Speaking of human to animal transmission - a tiger at the bronx zoo n.y. just got covid-19.  One of the few documented cases before anyone panicks.

Oh jesus why is this response after the sidebar about getting head from... er... a pig head?

Also feel I should point out that I was social distancing before it was cool, and unfortunately I have now earned my title: Pandemic Hipster.

question: did people call y9u a Pandemic hipster? If so, who?
Also, I tended to stay away from people too, and of course am still doing that now

[ChairmanPoo]

Speaking of human to animal transmission - a tiger at the bronx zoo n.y. just got covid-19.  One of the few documented cases before anyone panicks.

Oh jesus why is this response after the sidebar about getting head from... er... a pig head?

Also feel I should point out that I was social distancing before it was cool, and unfortunately I have now earned my title: Pandemic Hipster.

If you're close enough to a tiger for it to pass coronavirus onto you, then coronavirus is probably the least of your worries

[Max™]

Like snuggles with a big foldypaws cuddlekitty!

Speaking of human to animal transmission - a tiger at the bronx zoo n.y. just got covid-19.  One of the few documented cases before anyone panicks.

Oh jesus why is this response after the sidebar about getting head from... er... a pig head?

Also feel I should point out that I was social distancing before it was cool, and unfortunately I have now earned my title: Pandemic Hipster.

question: did people call y9u a Pandemic hipster? If so, who?
Also, I tended to stay away from people too, and of course am still doing that now

The missus teases me regularly because I despise hipsterism to the point that I've pointed out my hatred of it before it was really a thing, and when I realized we were basically pandemic hipsters she officially christened me as one, to her amusement, and my chagrin. It's her birthday though so I gotta give her the point.

[Iduno]

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

That was probably a weird place to start Black Mirror, an otherwise semi-interesting SciFi show.

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

YTF would anyone F a pig carcass?

Why did George Mallory climb Mount Everest?

[TamerVirus]

Why did George Mallory climb Mount Everest?

To play hide and seek for 75 years?

[Max™]

Wait I know this one... BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKING THE CHICKEN?

[Naturegirl1999]

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

That was probably a weird place to start Black Mirror, an otherwise semi-interesting SciFi show.

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

YTF would anyone F a pig carcass?

Why did George Mallory climb Mount Everest?

Why did George Mallory climb Mount Everest?

To play hide and seek for 75 years?

Wait I know this one... BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKING THE CHICKEN?

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

YTF would anyone F a pig carcass?

I don't think he fucked it, he just put his penis in it.

Where the distinction lies, I do not know.

It also wasn't a carcass, it was a pig's head. Which makes a lot more sense as a story: nobody was carting entire dead pigs around, those are huge. So the story is actually they had a pig's head and people stuck their willies in the mouth.

Ostensibly, he did it to get into a society or something. I think its a Jew thing. As in, anyone who refuses fellatio from a dead pig must be Jewish.

All of this, why must some humans have such confusing behaviors? I, as a human, do not understand it. I can only imagine how confused AIs will be on our *lack of* handling a pandemic, and very very unsanitary practices

[hector13]

Exclusivity, probably. I belong to x group so am thus better than people who don’t.

[Max™]

Social monkeys be craycray.

[delphonso]

This is true for older communes in Guangzhou. In Shenzhen (where I live) however the wet markets get fewer over the years. Most of the stores are supermarkets and small grocery stores with relatively clean floor.

Sorry, coalboat, I thought you were in the Shanghai area. Yeah, when I lived in Shenzhen there were almost no wet markets. I'm living in one of the old communities between Guangzhou and Shenzhen now - but in Kunming it was about equally split - half wet markets half supermarkets. They could probably deal with the wet markets being shut down. 

Hey, I was curious about something; are either you or delphonso Chinese, or are you from the US/Europe living in China?

I'm not, I'm American living here. Been living in China on and off for about 4 years though and decided to stay for good within the last year.