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[Frumple]

One more county in Florida with a confirmed case. Four more to go to have officially hit every single county in the state!

[Jopax]

Playing infection bingo are we?

[Frumple]

Yeah, more or less. Not sure what the plan is when the counter hits 0, other than be mildly sad. It's kinda meaningless -- there's no chance in hell the last four counties don't have infected, so this is just an official numbers thing -- but it's something to do.

[ChairmanPoo]

Boris Johnson in ICU

[misko27]

He had tweeted on Monday that he was in "good spirits" after moving to the Hospital on Sunday, allegedly for "testing". Gotta say it's looking rough for him, he's following the trendline of cases which go poorly.

Yet still Foreign Minister Raab is not leading the government in his absence, and they claim he is in control enough to work from bed. Just comes off looking like denial.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

maybe he can take out a small business loan

[ChairmanPoo]

He had tweeted on Monday that he was in "good spirits" after moving to the Hospital on Sunday, allegedly for "testing". Gotta say it's looking rough for him, he's following the trendline of cases which go poorly.

Yet still Foreign Minister Raab is not leading the government in his absence, and they claim he is in control enough to work from bed. Just comes off looking like denial.

Just wanted to point out that any semi-important politician has a community manager..

I was suspecting it from the start.... this while thing about going to the hospital "for tests". It doesnt compute. I also thought if he was half OK he'd have done a photo op by now.

My guess? He's already intubated

[Jopax]

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

[ChairmanPoo]

In all honesty, the post-COVID economic crisis will make Brexit look like small potatoes.

I'm not even sure either the EU or the UK *can* afford any sort of Brexit at present. It was going to be economically bad for everyone by default, and right now it looks like both problems might compound each other.

I'd not be surprised if they decided to leave everything on standby for a few years.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

[Naturegirl1999]

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

YTF would anyone F a pig carcass?

[Jopax]

Because they could?

[ChairmanPoo]

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

YTF would anyone F a pig carcass?

Hey don't kinkshame people

[hector13]

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

YTF would anyone F a pig carcass?

I don't think he fucked it, he just put his penis in it.

Where the distinction lies, I do not know.

Also, what else is he supposed to do while at university?

Also also, maybe Boris Johnson bragging about shaking hands with covid-19 patients and then getting sick with it will help people realise quite how stupid he is.

[Grim Portent]

The basic idea of such things when done by fraternities is to peer pressure people into doing something to force group bonding, for the sick amusement of the older fraternity members, to ensure everyone has dirt on each other to enforce lifelong cooperation with each other and other terrible reasons.