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[scriver]

An excellent opportunity to start learning how to play and instrument

[delphonso]

My harmonica is really coming along.

[scriver]

Also: learn to yodel! Then you can communicate with your neighbouring apartment buildings from afar

[Il Palazzo]

If you start to yodel, the rest of the city might decide to brave the travel restrictions and come to murder you.

[ChairmanPoo]

I learned to play the harmonica over Easter 2004


Also: the antivaccination girls https://youtu.be/zdfe7-qIzgs

[Loud Whispers]

N.Corona Virus infected 5 Britons in a French ski-town, via a Briton who unknowingly contracted it in Singapore

It's going global

[TamerVirus]

There are a couple cases in Singapore that have no known connection to Wuhan or other known cases, suggesting the beginning of a self sustaining outbreak

They raised their pandemic level to Orange (SARS level) which led to a run on the supermarkets

But we also have seasonal flu so I don’t know why they’re so concerned 

[Trolldefender99]

They are saying coronavirus is airborne, which could explain the higher rate of infection

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-is-airborne-chinese-official-confirms/news-story/201218c04deb601b1b144f4cbbc4d807

And it can supposedly travel pretty far distances.

[ChairmanPoo]

*farts loudly*

[King Zultan]

*farts loudly*

You've doomed us all!

[coalboat]

*farts loudly*

This can actually create viral aerosol.

People are travelling to beijing, shanghai, and guangdong en masse, but stay in home after arrival mostly.

[JoshuaFH]

*farts loudly*

This can actually create viral aerosol.

Now selling the latest and greatest anti-infection hardware: Butt Covers*! For those infected, they can atleast spare the rest of the world of their loathsome, murderous farts with this brand new invention. Only $50 each!

*please disregard the similarity to offbrand adult diapers.

[Iduno]

Incredible.

On the panic front - someone in Wuhan used pure alcohol to clean their air conditioner and then turned it on - burning down the entire apartment building, basically. No new news on cures from what I've heard.

Which is probably a fine idea, if you remember the step of letting it dry first. And maybe not using enough to be flammable.

Anyways, China is supposed to go back to work on Monday.
Let’s see how that plays out

Everyone is going back to work on monday you fool. That's what mondays are about

Also, being too tired to come up with a good excuse to call in sick.

A more accurate model:

Here is a comprehensive list of times when adding beer to a mixed drink made it better:

[delphonso]

I'm more upset that I've seen someone drinking one of these than I am about the virus.

Which is really a bigger threat to humanity?

[Naturegirl1999]

the virus, obviously. I do not understand why a specific shaped liquid container would be a bigger threat than a lethal airborne virus that currently has no cure