Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 13/10
Thirst: 13/10
Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
CRASHED Ice Cream Truck
100 kg of TNT
48 MREs
48 Water units in cans
Favour of the gods
Whoops. Sorry about that. Cash in my Favour of the gods to reverse time to the point where Clara doesn't get impregnated. It ain't cool to do that sort of thing during a zombie apocalypse. Or in general, to a 13 year old.
Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger:9/10
Thirst: 9/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)
Edible grass???
Water Cans (1948 water)
MREs x148
100 Kg TNT
Favour of the gods
CRASHED Van
“I didn't think I’d become pregnant from simply ensuring you were ok, we didn’t have sex, as far as I know”
Noticing the zombies have paused, try to make my way past them without getting bit or scratched
(5) fine, she isn't pregnant. The zombies were just getting carried away with the budding romance. You both sneak out of the factory while they rethink their unlives.
Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 11/10
Thirst: 11/10
M202 FLASH (4/4)
Straw hat x1
Staw shirt and pants x1
Cans of Baked Beans x4994
Can Opener
Forklift
Find a firearm to mount on the forklift
(6) You find an M202 FLASH incendiary rocket launcher and use that.
Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Released from body. Incorporeal soul.
Find a robotics/cybernetics lab.
Find a robotic humanoid body to possess.
(6) You walk aimlessly along the highway. A driverless car offers you a lift to the nearest robot maintenance facility. (1) You get into the car. The other passenger is a tentacle monster zombie. It just wants to snuggle.
(5) You paw over each other with great care and affection, putting on such a show that the onlooking zombies are touched in their remaining humanity. They pause and shed a tear as they witness your passionate embrace.
(6) Clara also ends up pregnant
WTF
I DEMAND ANSWERS
Name:LARRY
Desc:A completely normal guy. I totally am not going to suddenly reveal that i have some super-natural power. What? Of course I'm telling the truth! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Hlth:10/10
Hung:9/10
Thst:9/10
BB Gun (30/30)
Tire Iron
Tank
MRE Stash (x100)
Fuel (x300)
105mm HE x30
105mm APSFDS (x20)
find firearms and melee weapon
(2) You find a BB gun (3) and a tire iron.
Wake up and get my guts back from the gravemind, then put my guts back inside.
Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a mustache.
Health: 50/50
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10
Alligator man. A 20 foot large monster with an alligator's head and the oversized limbs of a man. Your body is covered in hardened scales. You have the superhuman strength, an awesome bite, bursts of immense speed and none of the heat exhaustion issues of non-humans.
Leather thong
(4) You gather some of the dispersed guts from the floor and eat them back into your body.
Force zombies near clara and jeremy to attack them,
get zombies to deliever me suitable dead body to inhabit
(3) A zombie stripper makes suggestive comments directly into your neural network. It spreads through the cloud and the whole hoard.
(3) The worker zombies begin piling organic matter to create a new creature-form for you. But right now it just looks like mush.
Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 12/10
Thirst: 12/10
Right side full of buckshot
Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)
100 MRE packs
Claymore mine x6
Anti-tank mine x4
Hunting Rifle (5/5)
20 loose ammo rounds.
(5) You search empty rooms for first aid. You notice a false floor. You hack it open with your feet. A nurse is hiding under the floorboards. She is terrified that you are some looter or robber.
Hi, I'm John and just wanting to be safe from what's happening out there. Are you ok? Is there anyone else seeking refuge here? I've been injured and need some help, please.
(6) The nurse pulls you into the hole and proceeds to give you the "medical examination". You feel invigorated by the process.