Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 14/10
Thirst: 14/10
Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
CRASHED Ice Cream Truck
100 kg of TNT
48 MREs
48 Water units in cans
Favour of the gods
See if Clara's okay. Then consume enough MRE's and water to get myself back to tip top shape.
Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger:10/10
Thirst: 10/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)
Edible grass???
Water Cans (1948 water)
MREs x148
100 Kg TNT
Favour of the gods
Pregnant
CRASHED Van
Check if Jeremiah is ok, then consume MREs and water until I am at 10
(5) You paw over each other with great care and affection, putting on such a show that the onlooking zombies are touched in their remaining humanity. They pause and shed a tear as they witness your passionate embrace.
(6) Clara also ends up pregnant.
Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 5/10
Hunger: 12/10
Thirst: 12/10
Right side full of buckshot
Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)
100 MRE packs
Claymore mine x6
Anti-tank mine x4
Hunting Rifle (5/5)
20 loose ammo rounds.
(1) You walk into a shotgun trap in the next room. Your right flank is full of buckshot. (2) The room appears empty apart from the now expanded shotgun trap.
Ouch. Carefully continue to search for first aid kit, pain killers, and clothing.
(5) You search empty rooms for first aid. You notice a false floor. You hack it open with your feet. A nurse is hiding under the floorboards. She is terrified that you are some looter or robber.
Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Released from body. Incorporeal soul.
Find more chemicals.
With the help of antimatter, create SUPERFOXDIE virus by mixing the chemicals with the antimatter.
(6) You combine a handful of Antihelium-4 atoms with air. The resulting explosion decontaminates the land for miles around, cleansing it of all zombies. You have also been atomized.
"This isn't going to work, I can't eat this thing."
Puke up the gravemind, then go look for something to eat.
Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a mustache.
Health: 50/50
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10
Alligator man. A 20 foot large monster with an alligator's head and the oversized limbs of a man. Your body is covered in hardened scales. You have the superhuman strength, an awesome bite, bursts of immense speed and none of the heat exhaustion issues of non-humans.
Leather thong
Coordinate zombies to perform smarter more agressive attacks upon living
(6) The gravemind is puked out but it steals most of the alligator's guts along with the abdominal aorta and surrounding nerve clusters. The alligator man faints!
(5) The zombies get the idea that they could trap a hapless looter in a home-made bunker. The ones watching Clara and Jeremiah play doctors and nurses mutiny and declare that they are now fighting for love.
Name:LARRY
Desc:A completely normal guy. I totally am not going to suddenly reveal that i have some super-natural power. What? Of course I'm telling the truth! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Hlth:10/10
Hung:10/10
Thst:10/10
Tank
MRE Stash (x100)
Fuel (x300)
105mm HE x30
105mm APSFDS (x20)
make a backpack, and then go looking for some supplies and a basic weapon
MRE stands for meal, ready to eat
WHAT?! Of course not! Everyone knows that it stands for meal, rarely edible!(Or all sorts of funny abbreviations you can find on the internet)
(6) You find a fully functional main battle tank. You can drive it, but the turret and loader compartment need crew to operate. It also has meals rarely edible still in tact in the storage compartments.