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[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 7/10
Thirst: 7/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)
Edible grass???

Maybe I’ll have better luck finding water, a container would also be nice
Search for water. If I come across a container during my search take it, even if it doesn’t have water in it, a container will be useful

[The Canadian kitten]

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 5/10
Thirst: 5/10

Straw hat x1
Staw shirt and pants x1
Enter the can factory and find what ever cans there are there. Find can opener too, and start shouting at the other people to help look around in this factory

[CABL]

Spoiler: The sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Health: 8/10
Hunger: 6/10
Thirst: 6/10
M4 Carbine (oof/30) - jammed, broken
M9 Beretta (15/15)
5000 5.56mm Nato
10000 9mm Nato
200 Assorted MREs (Food 200)
Water can (water 40)
Duffel Bag

Hide and wait until the zombie alligator retreats back into the river, then drag away the body of Benny and cook it.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Spoiler: Little John (click to show/hide)

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 13/10
Thirst: 13/10


Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)
100 MRE packs

(6) you hack through the zombie family, destroy a few innocent trees, and part of the wall of the house. You break open a safe room filled with heavy gold bars and MRE rations.

Shut off chainsaw, start eating one of the MRE ration. 
Look in toolbox of what's inside. Put some MRE ration in the tool box.
Investigate and search the house: in the kitchen for something drink, and in the bedroom for clothing and some type of bag the functions like a backpack. 

/ooc will check discord when I get home.

You stuff your face with MREs.
And collect as much as you can carry.
(1) You enter the kitchen and smell methane everywhere.

Name: Alexander
Gender: male
Description: bald man WITH A PLAN
Health: -10/-10
Hunger: x/10
Thirst: x/10

4 arms
4 legs
Extra belligerent cat head.
joined awkwardly at the hip with a headless zombie.

Rapidly reform our form into lethal apex predator

(3) You grow an extra head. It is shaped like a pussy cat. It meows at you noisily.

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Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 6/10
Thirst: 6/10

Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
Ice Cream Truck
200 kg of TNT

Place as many explosive shells as I can in the ice cream truck, leave the Howitzer. Drive around and search for water and a weapon I can actually use in normal combat.

You fill the truck with explosives. (6) You encounter a platoon of zombie soldiers. They are armed to the teeth in conventional fire arms. Along with teeth.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger:12/10
Thirst: 12/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)
Edible grass???
Water Cans (2000 water)
MREs x200
Van

Maybe I’ll have better luck finding water, a container would also be nice
Search for water. If I come across a container during my search take it, even if it doesn’t have water in it, a container will be useful

(5) You find a van full of water cans and MREs. You stuff your face.

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 5/10
Thirst: 5/10

Straw hat x1
Staw shirt and pants x1
Cans of Baked Beans x5000
Can Opener
Forklift
Enter the can factory and find what ever cans there are there. Find can opener too, and start shouting at the other people to help look around in this factory

(6) You grab a whole pallet of beans with a working forklift. You find a can opener. Then you start yelling. A thousand undead voices shriek in reply from deeper within the factory.

Spoiler: The sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Health: 8/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 6/10
M4 Carbine (oof/30) - jammed, broken
M9 Beretta (15/15)
5000 5.56mm Nato
10000 9mm Nato
200 Assorted MREs (Food 200)
Water can (water 40)
Duffel Bag
Leg Jerky (30 Food)

Hide and wait until the zombie alligator retreats back into the river, then drag away the body of Benny and cook it.

(4) You sneak up on the Alligator and steal Benny's legs. He won't be needing them after all. They taste like pork

[Naturegirl1999]

(What does MRE stand for? Are hunger and thirst brought to 10 or just thirst)

[King Zultan]

(MRE stands for meal ready to eat.)

Become a zombie and combine myself with the alligator, and become some kind zombie alligator man.

 Name: Benny Goldstine
 Gender: Male
 Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
 Health: -5/10
 Hunger: 9/10
 Thirst: 10/10
 Bottom Torso downwards missing.

 Crowbar
 Shotgun (8/8 shells)
 Milk Powder (Food 4, just add water)
 Water bottles (water 2)
 Backpack
 Leather thong

[CABL]

Spoiler: The sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Health: 8/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 6/10
M4 Carbine (oof/30) - jammed, broken
M9 Beretta (15/15)
5000 5.56mm Nato
10000 9mm Nato
200 Assorted MREs (Food 200)
Water can (water 40)
Duffel Bag
Leg Jerky (30 Food)

Find a nearby research facility, but don't go there for now.

[Aigre Excalibur]

meals ready to eat. and i'm being a bit arbitrary

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger:12/10
Thirst: 12/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)
Edible grass???
Water Cans (2000 water)
MREs x200
Van

Drive the van around looking for other survivors, ask if I can join them

[Sanctume]

Spoiler: Little John (click to show/hide)

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 13/10
Thirst: 13/10

Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)
100 MRE packs

You stuff your face with MREs.
And collect as much as you can carry.
(1) You enter the kitchen and smell methane everywhere.

  Get out of the house, being careful the metal bits of the chainsaw and toolbox don't cause a spark.  Head towards the next house at least 2 doors away.

[NRDL]

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Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 6/10
Thirst: 6/10

Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
Ice Cream Truck
200 kg of TNT

Run over the zombie soldiers with my truck.

[sprinkled chariot]

Name: Alexander
Gender: male
Description: bald man WITH A PLAN
Health: -10/-10
Hunger: x/10
Thirst: x/10

4 arms
4 legs
Extra belligerent cat head.
joined awkwardly at the hip with a headless zombie.

Find something to absorb and merge eith to become grrater predator

[The Canadian kitten]

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 5/10
Thirst: 5/10

Straw hat x1
Staw shirt and pants x1
Cans of Baked Beans x5000
Can Opener
Forklift
Oh no. START DRIVING THE FORKLIFT AWAY FROM THE ZOMBIES, SING THE ZOMBIES A LULLABY SO THEY CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP

[Screech9791]

Name: Elliot
Gender: ALPHA Male
Description: A cop. Fuck you, I'm not writing detailed fluff for some RTD I'll probably forget about in a few days.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10
Comfy Jeans and T-shirt
Bag full of MREs  and Water (200 food. 200 Water)
Pump Action Shotgun (8/8)
60 Shotgun Shells
Fire Axe

RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE

[Aigre Excalibur]

(MRE stands for meal ready to eat.)

Become a zombie and combine myself with the alligator, and become some kind zombie alligator man.

 Name: Benny Goldstine
 Gender: Male
 Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
 Health: -5/10
 Hunger: 9/10
 Thirst: 10/10
 Bottom Torso downwards missing.

 Crowbar
 Shotgun (8/8 shells)
 Milk Powder (Food 4, just add water)
 Water bottles (water 2)
 Backpack
 Leather thong

(4) vs (2) You dominate the zombie alligator's neural function. You are the new consciousness of these bodies. You allow the alligator to swallow you whole before mutating into a pupae where you dissolve into genetic goop to be reformed.

(6) You are now the alligator man. A 20 foot large monster with an alligator's head and the oversized limbs of a man. Your body is covered in hardened scales. You have the superhuman strength, an awesome bite, bursts of immense speed and none of the heat exhaustion issues of non-humans.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger:11/10
Thirst: 11/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)
Edible grass???
Water Cans (2000 water)
MREs x200
Favour of the gods
Van

Drive the van around looking for other survivors, ask if I can join them

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 5/10
Thirst: 5/10

Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
Ice Cream Truck
200 kg of TNT
Favour of the gods

Run over the zombie soldiers with my truck.

(5) Clara meets up with Jeremiah and they proceed to drive in perfect formation, plowing into 3 highway lanes of zombies with only 2 vans, scoring hundreds of kills. Far above, the gods applaud and sigh at the beauty of the spectacle.

Spoiler: Little John (click to show/hide)

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 12/10
Thirst: 12/10

Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)
100 MRE packs

You stuff your face with MREs.
And collect as much as you can carry.
(1) You enter the kitchen and smell methane everywhere.

  Get out of the house, being careful the metal bits of the chainsaw and toolbox don't cause a spark.  Head towards the next house at least 2 doors away.

(4) You Scurry out of the house without losing your stuff.

(5) You find a home that is owned by a prepper. There is a not-so-well hidden storm shelter surrounded by sandbags and barbed wire. The house above ground has been stripped clean of supplies. Everything is in the home-made bunker. Where it is safe. From looters like you.

Name: Alexander
Gender: male
Description: bald man WITH A PLAN
Health: -10/-10
Hunger: x/10
Thirst: x/10

4 arms
4 legs
Extra belligerent cat head.
joined awkwardly at the hip with a headless zombie.

Find something to absorb and merge eith to become grrater predator

(6) You follow your zombie instincts until you find the biggest zombie in the area. It is a gravemind, a massive pile of human and animal brains working together and serving as a zombie command center and cloud storage cum backup service for individual minds. It happily accepts your offer to join up. You are now part of the gravemind.

Spoiler: gravemind instructions (click to show/hide)

You have an active legion of 5000 zombie walkers on the highway. Most of which are being used as bowling pins by two madpeople with trucks. There is also a canning factory with 3000 sleepers.

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 5/10
Thirst: 5/10

Straw hat x1
Staw shirt and pants x1
Cans of Baked Beans x5000
Can Opener
Forklift
Oh no. START DRIVING THE FORKLIFT AWAY FROM THE ZOMBIES, SING THE ZOMBIES A LULLABY SO THEY CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP

(3) You back away slowly. But the zombies do not follow, as if they are waiting for instructions.

Name: Elliot
Gender: ALPHA Male
Description: A cop. Fuck you, I'm not writing detailed fluff for some RTD I'll probably forget about in a few days.
Health: 2/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10
Slightly squished.

Comfy Jeans and T-shirt
Bag full of MREs  and Water (200 food. 200 Water)
Pump Action Shotgun (8/8)
60 Shotgun Shells
Fire Axe

RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE

(1) You run straight into the nearest horde on the highway. But before you reach them, two trucks run you over. You try to move but feel things being liquified when subject to motion.