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[Aigre Excalibur]

You were bored. So a helpful God picked you up and arranged a transfer to a zombie infested version of earth where you might live a more meaningful life. You arrive naked, in the middle of a highway with nothing. It is cold, and you can hear the distant howls of the hungry dead nearby. Fortunately you are not alone, for said God has also dropped naked companions for you to work with and survive together.

Sign up sheets, make subsequent posts with your sheets:

Name:
Gender:
Description:
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 10/10

Stat mechanics:
You lose one hunger and thirst every turn. You burn additional hunger when exposed to cold and additional thirst when exposed to heat. You burn health when out of either. Health is used for combat.

[The Canadian kitten]

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 10/10
Do I need to post an action right away? If so, gather materials for clothing

[King Zultan]

Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 10/10

Go look for a car that isn't locked.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Turn 1

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10
+20 handfuls of grass
Do I need to post an action right away? If so, gather materials for clothing

(2)

You collect some grass nearby. You think you could string them together to make undies to protect your bits.

Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10

Go look for a car that isn't locked.

(4)

There are some abandoned cars on the road. You find an unlocked one but are confronted with a zombie infant left behind with boxes of milk powder and baby food. It is ferociously guarding the stash of milk powder and baby food.

[King Zultan]

Smash the baby zombie with the car door, if I can't do that just drop kick that thing.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Smash the baby zombie with the car door, if I can't do that just drop kick that thing.

Post with your sheet!

Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 8/10
Thirst: 8/10

Crowbar
Babyfood cans (food 4)
Milk Powder (Food 4, just add water)

(4)

As the zombie infant lunges for you you slam the door on its head, splattering it into chunky salsa. The pieces twitch about on the car seat but you drop kick them into the distance.

From the car you loot several cans of babyfood and milkpowder. The car is slightly rusted and falling apart, but you can tell that it is fueled though it might take some repairs to start. You find a crowbar in the glove compartment.

[CABL]

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 10/10

Find a Colt Single Action Army revolver somewhere in the nearby abandoned military outpost.

[sprinkled chariot]

Name: Alexander
Gender: male
Description: bald man WITH A PLAN
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 10/10

Seek weapons

[The Canadian kitten]

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 8/10
Thirst: 8/10
+20 handfuls of grass
turn grass into clothing

[Aigre Excalibur]

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10
M4 Carbine
M9 Beretta
No Ammo!

Find a Colt Single Action Army revolver somewhere in the nearby abandoned military outpost.

(5) You trudge along the highway until you find a military base. It is quiet, and seems completely empty. You make a beeline for the armory and grab an M4 carbine and a m9 Beretta pistol. Unfortunately military protocol forbids storing weapons with their ammunition.

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 7/10
Thirst: 7/10

Straw hat x5
Staw shirt and pants x5

turn grass into clothing

(6) You use the grass as twine and sew yourself a perfect straw hat and a straw shirt and straw pants. And you were so inspired by the mood that took you that you made 4 more sets out of grass for your friends.

Name: Alexander
Gender: male
Description: bald man WITH A PLAN
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 10/10

Seek weapons

(2)

You find an armed zombie. It seems to be coming towards you with a shotgun. It pumps the charging slide to show it means business.

[Sanctume]

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 10/10

Head to a house for useful loot: weapon and clothing.

[NRDL]

Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 10/10

Find some clothes.

[King Zultan]

Use the crowbar to rip the fabric off the backseat of the car then make clothing out of it.

Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 8/10
Thirst: 8/10

Crowbar
Babyfood cans (food 4)
Milk Powder (Food 4, just add water)

[sprinkled chariot]

Name: Alexander
Gender: male
Description: bald man WITH A PLAN
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10

Smash his head with round house kick

[Aigre Excalibur]

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10

Head to a house for useful loot: weapon and clothing.

(4) you get off the road and find a small town with a small amount of zombies.

You break into a home. (1) And find mummy zombie, daddy zombie and three little child zombies waiting hungrily for you.

Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10

Chad looking clothes

Find some clothes.

(5) You find a chad looking corpse exactly your size. You relieve it of its clothes and wear it instead, and it doesn't even wake up to try and eat you!

Use the crowbar to rip the fabric off the backseat of the car then make clothing out of it.

Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 7/10
Thirst: 7/10

Crowbar
Babyfood cans (food 4)
Milk Powder (Food 4, just add water)

Leather thong

(4) You strap the synthetic leather from the upholstery to cover your bits

Name: Alexander
Gender: male
Description: bald man WITH A PLAN
Health: 4/10
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10

left shoulder full of buckshot
testicles full of buckshot

Smash his head with round house kick

(4) The zombie shoots you and fills your left shoulder with 00 buckshot

(6) but you ignore the pain and deliver the perfect roundhouse to the head, knocking it off its shoulders.

(6) The decapitated zombie responds by shooting you in the crotch.