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[The_Two_Eternities]

Bump for TricMagic.

[TricMagic]

Bump for TricMagic.

What is there to say but continue the cab ride?

[The_Two_Eternities]

Get my foot unstuck, and get to the exit. If the officers want me to go with them than go willingly(if this is a game over for me than fine).

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


[Easy difficulty: 5+1]

You yank your foot out, but a cramp hits your heel, forcing you to hobble awkwardly away from the distracted policemen. You soon reach the exit, but it is a locked gate just as tall as the fence.

Jumping jacks for cardio training

[Easy difficulty: 4+1]

You switch gears, and begin doing jumping jacks. One, two, three, hup, one, two, three, hup…
After a few minutes, you stop, only somewhat out of breath. Once again, if you did some more training in this, you would see a noticeable improvement.

Keep running, screaming hoarsely as I run out of breath.

[Easy difficulty: 6+1]

You run, and run, and run. And then you keep running. You notice yourself slowing down slightly, and push forward, gaining speed.
Hang on.. You swear you’ve gotten faster in the past few minutes. Yep, you definitely have. This is a surprising development.

More strength training, try to do tricks like push-ups with one hand, one-arm pull ups, etc while using the pizza as motivation to work harder

[Easy difficulty: 5+1]

You do manage to do one-handed push-ups and one-armed pull-ups, but doing so takes long enough for you that it doesn’t provide a net benefit to your training.

"Well something's wrong with it; the pain is 7/10!"
Convince the paramedic that I'm in immense pain an need to leave the area.

[Medium difficulty: 4]

The paramedic rests his hand on his chin. “Could be an internal injury…” he mutters to himself.
He and another paramedic place you on a stretcher and carry you into the back of the ambulance. You see the police officers driving away.

What is there to say but continue the cab ride?

The cab continues driving, heading out of the suburbs and into the urban part of the city. Shouldn’t be too much longer of a ride. What do you plan to do once you get there?

Spoiler: Location/Players (click to show/hide)

Location: A grassy meadow.
Obstacles: A six foot tall chain link fence (#1), a night watchman (#2)
Notes:
The meadow has flowers and trees.
There is nothing on the picnic table.
The night watchman is unarmed.

Players:
TricMagic:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has wallet, has phone. Called a cab, which he is now in, and which is driving to a bar.
TamerVirus:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: 2x boxing practice. 2x cardio practice.
Questorhank:
Status: No obstacles overcame yet.
Notes: Nothing of note.
Shadowclaw777:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has ~$100, has cell phone. 1.5x strength practice.
Coolrune206:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has several flowers. 4.5x running practice (level 1).
MonkeyMarkMario:
Status: Obstacle #2 bypassed.
Notes: He was polite to the insane old man’s granddaughter. Name/title is Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M. Has a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased).

Surprisingly high rolls this turn.
(edit: You know, I think I may need to adjust the difficulty system to account for skill levels.)

[TamerVirus]

back to shadow boxing for now

[Coolrune206]

While running, train a bit of parkour; jump over imaginary objects, try to take sharp corners, and attempt a bit of (presumably ill-fated) wall-running.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Climb over the gate and leave, if the watchman come over and unlocks it for me walk out instead. EITHER WAY LEAVE!

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


[TricMagic]

Go in and grab a stiff drink.. Seriously, this day.

[Shadowclaw777]

Work on my dance moves while I wait for my pizza delivery, trying to do a variety of exercises besides dabbing to make me seem more graceful and upbeat while not making me seem cringy and awkward in my dance skills

[Questorhank]

Wait until we've left the park, then get out.

[The_Two_Eternities]

back to shadow boxing for now

[Easy difficulty: 1+1]

You get a little too overenthusiastic, and punch the wall instead of your shadow. Your hand stings a little, but it doesn’t feel hurt.

While running, train a bit of parkour; jump over imaginary objects, try to take sharp corners, and attempt a bit of (presumably ill-fated) wall-running.

[Easy difficulty: 5+1]

You have to slow down to your previous speed to practice parkour, but that’s still a running pace. The wall-running attempt is unsuccessful, though.

Climb over the gate and leave, if the watchman come over and unlocks it for me walk out instead. EITHER WAY LEAVE!

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


[Medium difficulty:  1]

Your foot - only recently freed from the fence - becomes stuck in the gate, once more delaying you.

Go in and grab a stiff drink.. Seriously, this day.

You enter the bar and order a highly alcoholic drink. The bartender pours you a glass.

Work on my dance moves while I wait for my pizza delivery, trying to do a variety of exercises besides dabbing to make me seem more graceful and upbeat while not making me seem cringy and awkward in my dance skills

[Easy difficulty: 2+1]

Well, it’s perhaps less awkward than it was previously. At least you’re slowly putting the “dance” in “Fortnite dance”.

Wait until we've left the park, then get out.

As the ambulance pulls out of the park and begins to accelerate…

[Medium difficulty: 3]

You sit upright and unlock the rear door, causing it to fly open and you to fall out of the ambulance, your grip on the door being the only thing between you and an unpleasant situation.

The paramedics are surprised but not shocked. Emergency services personnel see a lot of crazy things.

Spoiler: Location/Players (click to show/hide)

Location: A grassy meadow.
Obstacles: A six foot tall chain link fence (#1), a night watchman (#2)
Notes:
The meadow has flowers and trees.
There is nothing on the picnic table.
The night watchman is unarmed.

Players:
TricMagic:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has wallet, has phone. In a bar.
TamerVirus:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: 2x boxing practice. 2x cardio practice.
Questorhank:
Status: Hanging on to the door of a moving ambulance.
Notes: Nothing of note.
Shadowclaw777:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has ~$100, has cell phone. 1.5x strength practice. 0.5x dance practice.
Coolrune206:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has several flowers. 5.5x running practice (level 1). 1x parkour practice.
MonkeyMarkMario:
Status: Obstacle #2 bypassed.
Notes: He was polite to the insane old man’s granddaughter. Name/title is Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M. Has a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased). His foot is stuck in the gate.

[Shadowclaw777]

Set my phone to audibly play a music-streaming site that plays the top-hits, and use to that improve my dancing skills

[TamerVirus]

Beg for money

[Questorhank]

Tuck and roll.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

CLIMB OVER THE GATE AND LEAVE!

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


[Coolrune206]

Continue training parkour.