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[Questorhank]

Wait for the ambulance.

[Shadowclaw777]

Call up a food delivery place for a ~15$ meal, and have them send me a pizza box or two at the grassy meadow

[The_Two_Eternities]

Escape confirmed

You have escaped.

Check, then go jump over the fence, before calmly walking to the cab.

Continue walking calmly to the cab.

[Medium difficulty: 4]

You climb down the fence and get into the cab.

“Where to?”, the driver asks.

All obstacles overcame. Confirm escape? If so, include preparation action.

Inform the officers that I lost track of time and was just trying to find the exit, explain about the old man if I need to. Then proceed in the direction the watchman pointed.
Come on better than a 3.

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


[Hard difficulty: 2-1]

“It’s three in the morning,” one of the officers says in a deadpan voice, as if he’s used to bizarre explanations. “There is no possible way you could simply have lost track of time.”

Confirm escape

You have escaped.

Wait for the ambulance.

The ambulance arrives, and drives past your location. Presumably it’s heading for the vehicle entrance.

Call up a food delivery place for a ~15$ meal, and have them send me a pizza box or two at the grassy meadow

[Easy difficulty: 3+1]

It turns out that there’s a pizza place open at this hour, and you place an order with them. It might take quite a few turns for the order to arrive, though.

Spoiler: Location/Players (click to show/hide)

Location: A grassy meadow.
Obstacles: A six foot tall chain link fence (#1), a night watchman (#2), two police officers (#3)
Notes:
The meadow has flowers and trees.
The insane old man is sitting in a rocking chair and is talking with his granddaughter.
There is nothing on the picnic table.
The night watchman is unarmed but has noticed you.

Players:
TricMagic:
Status: All obstacles overcame. Confirm escape?
Notes: Has wallet, has phone. Called a cab, which he is now in.
TamerVirus:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Nothing of note.
Questorhank:
Status: No obstacles overcame yet.
Notes: Nothing of note.
Shadowclaw777:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has ~$100, has cell phone.
Coolrune206:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has several flowers.
MonkeyMarkMario:
Status: Obstacle #2 partially overcame.
Notes: He was polite to the insane old man’s granddaughter. Name/title is Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M. Has a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased). His foot is stuck in the fence.

I didn’t expect to have to give this reminder, but preparation actions (ex. practicing a skill, or beginning the process of learning magic) are very important, despite the difficulty for the more powerful rewards. In addition, the game is called “Roll to Escape”, not “Roll to Escape But Then Walk Straight Into Jail”.

[Shadowclaw777]

Do some push-ups and sit-ups while waiting for the pizza to come on time, trying to stretch and work up my musculature for the chaos that will inevitably happen

[Coolrune206]

Practice my ability to run and scream by continuing to do those things. At three in the morning. I may be the true monster here.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Explain about the old man to the officers, that he is a bit senile and seems to live in the park. Ask the watchman to help explain about the old man. Then proceed in the direction the watchman pointed.
If I would have know what time it was I would have changed my tactics earlier.

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


[TamerVirus]

Practice some boxing in an alley to pass time and better my hand to hand skills

[Questorhank]

Continue waiting.

[TricMagic]

Escape Confirmed.

By the by, what city am I in right now, and what street is this?

"Can you take me to the nearest bar. I'm a bit new to this city."

[The_Two_Eternities]

Do some push-ups and sit-ups while waiting for the pizza to come on time, trying to stretch and work up my musculature for the chaos that will inevitably happen

[Easy difficulty: 2+1]

You do work out. Sort of. Half the time you’re just staring at the sky daydreaming about pizza, which is strange because you aren’t especially hungry.

Practice my ability to run and scream by continuing to do those things. At three in the morning. I may be the true monster here.

[Easy difficulty: 2+1]

You scream, and run, and scream, and run. You’re out of breath from running so you don’t scream very loudly, but you’re getting fairly good cardio.

Explain about the old man to the officers, that he is a bit senile and seems to live in the park. Ask the watchman to help explain about the old man. Then proceed in the direction the watchman pointed.
If I would have know what time it was I would have changed my tactics earlier.

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


The officer blinks, confused. “I… what? What does an old man have to do with you trespassing?” He looks over to the night watchman.

The watchman shrugs. “He’s telling the truth, I think. He described my great-uncle pretty well. No idea why my great-uncle would be in a park in the middle of the night, though.”

While the two of them try to figure out what’s going on, you decide to get your foot un-stuck and leave.

[Easy difficulty: 1+1]

You try to wiggle your foot out of the fence, but it doesn’t go very well.

Practice some boxing in an alley to pass time and better my hand to hand skills

[Easy difficulty: 4+1]

You practice some shadow boxing in the alley, and you’re actually doing pretty good at it. If you kept it up for a little bit you could probably take on the average street fighter.

Continue waiting.

The ambulance arrives near you, and one of the officers along with it. A paramedic steps out of the ambulance, and begins examining your leg.

He looks up at the officer. “His leg’s fine. You sure this is the guy with a broken leg? What about that guy with a foot stuck in the fence?”

The officer shrugs. “He certainly said he had a broken leg.”

Escape Confirmed.

By the by, what city am I in right now, and what street is this?

"Can you take me to the nearest bar. I'm a bit new to this city."

The same city as before, I suppose? Is it important?

The cab driver grunts in acknowledgement, and makes a right turn, driving down the city streets.

Spoiler: Location/Players (click to show/hide)

Location: A grassy meadow.
Obstacles: A six foot tall chain link fence (#1), a night watchman (#2), two police officers (#3)
Notes:
The meadow has flowers and trees.
There is nothing on the picnic table.
The night watchman is unarmed.
The police officers have noticed you.

Players:
TricMagic:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has wallet, has phone. Called a cab, which he is now in, and which is driving to a bar.
TamerVirus:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: 2x boxing practice.
Questorhank:
Status: No obstacles overcame yet.
Notes: Nothing of note.
Shadowclaw777:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has ~$100, has cell phone. 0.5x strength practice.
Coolrune206:
Status: Escaped.
Notes: Has several flowers. 0.5x running practice.
MonkeyMarkMario:
Status: Obstacle #2 partially overcame.
Notes: He was polite to the insane old man’s granddaughter. Name/title is Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M. Has a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased). One foot is stuck in the fence.

Apologies for the inconsistent update rate.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Get my foot unstuck, and get to the exit. If the officers want me to go with them than go willingly(if this is a game over for me than fine).

Code: (notes) [Select]

Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)


[TamerVirus]

Jumping jacks for cardio training

[Coolrune206]

Keep running, screaming hoarsely as I run out of breath.

[Shadowclaw777]

More strength training, try to do tricks like push-ups with one hand, one-arm pull ups, etc while using the pizza as motivation to work harder

[Questorhank]

"Well something's wrong with it; the pain is 7/10!"
Convince the paramedic that I'm in immense pain an need to leave the area.