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[Naturegirl1999]

”Who is the Black Cat? Is it one of the gods you’re talking about?”

[Stirk]

"I happen to be a god myself, so I've been told. Don't ask by who. I happen to care deeply about mortal affairs! For example"

Then turn to the Kabold

"Are you going to eat that? Wasting food is a sin, so it is written. I will save your soul by devouring it in your place."

[TamerVirus]

Imma gonna have to ask for a quick rundown on the local gods and associated divinity because right now I’m the god of forgetfulness

[Naturegirl1999]

Imma gonna have to ask for a quick rundown on the local gods and associated divinity because right now I’m the god of forgetfulness

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[King Zultan]

"I happen to be a god myself, so I've been told. Don't ask by who. I happen to care deeply about mortal affairs! For example"

Then turn to the Kabold

"Are you going to eat that? Wasting food is a sin, so it is written. I will save your soul by devouring it in your place."

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[Imic]

Imma gonna have to ask for a quick rundown on the local gods and associated divinity because right now I’m the god of forgetfulness

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"I happen to be a god myself, so I've been told. Don't ask by who. I happen to care deeply about mortal affairs! For example"

Then turn to the Kabold

"Are you going to eat that? Wasting food is a sin, so it is written. I will save your soul by devouring it in your place."

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“Imma gonna have to ask for a quick rundown on the local gods and associated divinity because right now I’m the god of forgetfulness.”

The long bearded Dwarf with reddish hair turns to face You.
‘If You want a list, go talk to a priest, but keep away from Gods and Demons if You value Yourself.’

The Human, looking somewhat exhausted, sits back in His chair and sighs as He raises His hands to His face. Then You stand up.

“I happen to be a god myself, so I've been told. Don't ask by who. I happen to care deeply about mortal affairs! For example”

You turn around to the Kobold, ignorant as of the current moment to Your shenaniganry, and address Her.

"Are you going to eat that? Wasting food is a sin, so it is written. I will save your soul by devouring it in your place."

She slowly turns to look at You, bleary-eyed and slouching.
‘... Wha... What?...”

 The rest of the room collectively stares at You, all having been thoroughly thrown for a loop and none having any idea how to react to whatever the fuck is going on in front of them.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Cloth bag
Metal knife
Kight metal pot
Metal lantern
Firelighter
Fistful of root vegetables: (x1.8 )
Waterskin: Mouthful of water (x10)
Smaller bag: Fistful of flour (x4)
Salt box: Pinch of salt (x?)
Black Spherical Orb
Bedroll
Plate
Half-penny of Silver (x1)
Key to a bedroom at the Brass Lantern (x1)

Spoiler: Spellcasting (click to show/hide)

Dancing method
Minor Telekenesis
Healing

[TamerVirus]

clap my hands and do a spin

Ta-da! It’s a miracle! I have seen it! I have seen the flames! The brilliant, brilliant flames that have made this toast absolutely delicious. Behold!

Hold up my ‘magic’ potato

I have been truly blessed by the Gods. Thank ye! Thank ye! Thank ye!

[Naturegirl1999]

this looks like a good time to leave and search for a priest

[Superdorf]

Welp... we might as well make a proper exit.

clap my hands and do a spin

Ta-da! It’s a miracle! I have seen it! I have seen the flames! The brilliant, brilliant flames that have made this toast absolutely delicious. Behold!

Hold up my ‘magic’ potato

I have been truly blessed by the Gods. Thank ye! Thank ye! Thank ye!

Do this

this looks like a good time to leave and search for a priest

then do this. While dancing.

[King Zultan]

Welp... we might as well make a proper exit.

clap my hands and do a spin

Ta-da! It’s a miracle! I have seen it! I have seen the flames! The brilliant, brilliant flames that have made this toast absolutely delicious. Behold!

Hold up my ‘magic’ potato

I have been truly blessed by the Gods. Thank ye! Thank ye! Thank ye!

Do this

this looks like a good time to leave and search for a priest

then do this. While dancing.

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[Imic]

Welp... we might as well make a proper exit.

clap my hands and do a spin

Ta-da! It’s a miracle! I have seen it! I have seen the flames! The brilliant, brilliant flames that have made this toast absolutely delicious. Behold!

Hold up my ‘magic’ potato

I have been truly blessed by the Gods. Thank ye! Thank ye! Thank ye!

Do this

this looks like a good time to leave and search for a priest

then do this. While dancing.

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You clap Your hands and spin;

“Ta-da! It’s a miracle! I have seen it! I have seen the flames! The brilliant, brilliant flames that have made this toast absolutely delicious. Behold!”

You take out that one Potato You wrapped up with Your Citizenship papers, and hold it out towards the sky!

“I have been truly blessed by the Gods. Thank ye! Thank ye! Thank ye!”

As the People in the room stare at You in a state of prolonged bewilderment, You takr the opportunity to leap into the air, do a twirl, and run at full speed out the front door, bag trailing behind You as You slam the door.

Outside, the sun is shining between grey clouds, and a chill wind blows from the north, where the streets angle themselves downwards and the wall eventually stands. Three Humans are walking uphill, consisting of two Men (one clean-shaven, one bearded) and a Woman (grey-haired and uncertain on Her feet), while a black-scaled Kobold pretends not to stare at You as He walks back downhill towards the square, and a single Dwarf sits back to the wall snoring softly. The road goes in two directions, back towards the square further down the Hill, and up towards the Castle further up the hill, occasionally marked by a small alley before the road rounds the bend and the end is obscured by Buildings. You’re nicely filled, all things considered, and the wind doesn’t seem all that bad, honestly. You have a feeling it might rain soon, though.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Cloth bag
Metal knife
Kight metal pot
Metal lantern
Firelighter
Fistful of root vegetables: (x1.8 )
Waterskin: Mouthful of water (x10)
Smaller bag: Fistful of flour (x4)
Salt box: Pinch of salt (x?)
Black Spherical Orb
Bedroll
Plate
Half-penny of Silver (x1)
Key to a bedroom at the Brass Lantern (x1)

Spoiler: Spellcasting (click to show/hide)

Dancing method
Minor Telekenesis
Healing

[Naturegirl1999]

Let's head to the University and tell the person helping us teh 2 dreams we had, in order of when they happened

[Stirk]

Go back inside and get the food we left.

We literally just gave a sermon about how wasting food is a sin.

[TamerVirus]

Talk to group of humans
Excuse me, pardon me, but I'm looking for the local house of worship! Would you kindly direct this lost poor soul towards salvation? I'm terribly confused and lost in this town and need someone to enlighten me on my status or lack thereof of my possible quasi-divinity.

[King Zultan]

Go back inside and get the food we left.

We literally just gave a sermon about how wasting food is a sin.

Do this then this.

Talk to group of humans
Excuse me, pardon me, but I'm looking for the local house of worship! Would you kindly direct this lost poor soul towards salvation? I'm terribly confused and lost in this town and need someone to enlighten me on my status or lack thereof of my possible quasi-divinity.

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