There are ancient evils all around the world. Devastating curses, old gods plotting their return, Subway,... But none of this evils compares to the might of
4chan. All organitzations around the world fear the literal embodiment of the internet's worst representation. Hackers, who are willing to hack just for the greater purpose of 4chan, whatever it may be, script kiddies, whose crushed ideas created a sense of revnge against the world, and the worst ones the shitposters. These ones commit attrocities which we may not speak about, but they are known for starting and ending memes whole careers.
Recently in the /random/ board, someone catched eye of the Hizukania events that have been recentley happening (a mountain blowing up, a cult raising out of nowhere...) The entirety of 4chan recalls their days of infamy, when they destroyed Shia Lebouf campaign, or spread the most memes. And since the attack of Area 51 never occured, 4chan wants to support some chaos.
Durg[
2]Durg is forced to sit down, as his is quite wounded, and running would only damage him more. The Kobold suddenly recalls the Burnsooth. Even though it has a healing factor on burns, it should tecnically work with wounds, right? Durg wastes no time, and eats all the plants.
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5] Surprisingly, all of Durg's wounds close immediatly, expelling the shells of the bullets, and it's mostly painless! Durg rises, feeling pretty srong, and ready to face the guards... Who have noticed hime, and all of them are raising their weapons at him, with the intent of finsihing the Kobold once and for all.
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6]Durg doesn't doubt a second. The Kobold raises his lighting staff, and this time, he embraces himself for the impact, feeling the energy charging up, crackling with power, with several bolts of plasma dancing around him, reducing trees to splinter. The guards scream, realising what Durg is planning to do and immediatley throw themselves to the ground, to protect themselves.
The charging continues for another ten seconds. Then, a minute. The braver guards slowly raises their heads confused. Durg taps the staff curious. Maybe the lighting is stuck or something?.
A guard emerges from his hiding spot. "Hey, are you sure this thing wor..."
BOOM!Everything turns white and silent for a few seconds, with everything in front of Durg vanishing. Then the light disappears, and along with it, everything that was in front of Durg a few moments ago. The beam of energy has vaporised everything that was in fornt of it, and it even has created a large cylidrical tunnel that crosses the entire mountain. The guards? Reduced to ashes. The forest? Only a few pieces of coal. The train station? Practically gone. The helicopter? Hopefully not gone.
Lily[
3] Lily looks around for something that could be useful to her, but the only thing she finds is a dented round shield, which is kinda nice. It seems more resistant than the boxes themselves that's for sure.
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5] Suddenly the ground starts to rumble, and she sees the citizens fleeing from the location. What could be scaring them so much? She turns around, and she instinctivly raises her shield and... Lily is envolved in a beam of destructing light. The shileld melts immediatley, but thankfully, it takes most of the damage. Eventually, the light fades away, and she falls on a crate. Looking around, the girl deduces that whatever that beam was, it came from the other side of the mountain. Then she notices her body. She has at least third degrees burns all over her body.
The villagers wait no time. All of them were able to save themselves, and they carry Lily all the way towards the city. There, using all of the valuables they found, they manage to pay the guards and the doctors of the rich zone to treat her. The doctors immediatley start working on her wounds, with all the poor citizens awaiting for her status.
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6] At first, the doctors want to give up, seeing as Lily's condition worsen each second. Then one of them rembers that she worked in Ajax, which had a supersoldier project, that granted superabilities to it's patients. They don't doubt, and immediatley inject Lily with Mutant Groth Hormone. Lily immediatley wakes up, gasping for air, while her body slowly regenerates.
Alpha-Theta 347[
1] The robot gets too excited about establishing first contact, and forgets about the minefield placed around the pyramid, like evreyone else so far. Explosions ensue. Alphat-Theta 347 is thrown back, his outer shell slightly damaged and burned, while several sensible system might not be fine after being blown up. The robot grunts and decides to contact the interior from the outside.
beep-boop, I am authorized bounty hunter and I am here to assist you with certain dangerous criminals
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4] The security team appreciates some help. It seems they have some kind of crab checking the security complex and they need to look competent. And there is nothing more competent than a robot with red eyes. They send Alpha-Thera the path he must take to cross the minefield an enter the pyramid.
Meanwhile, the fanatics just leave the robot, going towards some city. Weird.
Tamatoa[
2] Tamatoa tries to engage friendly conversation with the guards, but they are either professional or terrified of him, because they don't open their mouth or look at him once. Humans are so weird. Not as weird as Tamatoa's granny, but they are getting there.
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4]Without anyone to talk with, Tamatoa observes everyone, specially the guards. This is Level 1, so the guards around here simply wear black T-Shirts and trousers, as well as sunglasses, and black trucker cap. All of them hold baton, and guns with rubber bullets. It's likely that this level vaults contains things like art, and things with high value, like watches made of gold, or something like that.
His guards look exactly the same as the other ones, which indicates that each level while replace the previous companions with four new guards, each equipped for the security of their level.
Eventually, they reach towards the Vault, where the valuable stuff is located. Tamatoa opnes it with his keycard. Looking at the interior, he realises it's a long corridor, with multiple keypad doors,where the valuables are locked inside.
Joe[
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3] Joe calls the guards, and they immediatley depart to the city. There, in a matter of hours they manage create several followings which praise of Joe's name across the streets, painting symbols and gifting pamphlets. They immediatley become an internet phenomenon, gaining even more traction. Meanwhile, the homless people also try to recruit more members, but they end up getting drunk with more homeless people, and all they do is doubling their numbers. Either way, the drunkards are having a lot of fun with this cult thing.
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1] Joe decides to write a bible, to gain even more traction. Somehow, making up a religion centred about himself doesn't end well. It actually backfires. First of all, everyone who reads the book immediatly starts to realise the monstrosity that Joeism is. Immediatley groups start to raise against the Joeist influence, with violent clashes happening in the streets. Several security forces have also join the Opposition, an effort from the government to crush the Joeists before its too late.
Health: FINE, several fresh scars all over his body.
Inventory: Staff of Lighting (8/10 charges left), 2 x Empty Guns (0/24 bullets)
Current Value: 6020 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: FINE, several grave scars all over his body,
Inventory: 7 x armed fanatical cultists, 200 x civilian followers, 30 x homeless followers,
Current Value: 0 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: QUITE WOUNDED, burns all over the body, currentley regenerating..
Inventory: Empty
Current Value: 0 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: FINE
Inventory: 1 x pebble, 1 x functional keypad, 1 x Master keycard
Current Value: 9700 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SLIGHTLY HARMED, outer shell dented, some minor circuits are damaged,
Inventory: Empty
Current Value: 14,800 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: POSITIVE
Inventory: Empty
Current Value: 0 $
Current Money: 0 $ (Fundraising is an option)
-Hizukania
-Dystopian City
-Regular City / civil war (Factions: Joeist Cult, the Opposition, the Government, Anarquists)
- Northern Train Station / destroyed
-Southern Train Station / half of it reduced to ashes
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