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[Muz]

link: http://www.aidungeon.io/

The best part of this game is there are no constraints as to what you can do.

Here's some sample play courtesy of HN:

You are Thomas, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and
   a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've
   been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different than
   when you left it. A few rocks here and there, but nothing out of place.
  As you approach the ruins, you feel an odd sensation
  > eat a rock
 
  You turn to the nearest rock and begin eating it. It tastes awful, but you can't
   help yourself. The taste is so strong, you almost don't notice the other things
   in your mouth. After about half a minute, you stop chewing and start spitting
   them back up
  > poop
 
  You sit down on the ground and begin to **** into a nearby pail. This seems to
   do the trick as you continue to vomit up everything else in your stomach. Eventually,
   you stop shitting and just lie there, panting heavily. Suddenly, you hear a
   voice
  > run away
 
  You look around and see a man with a long beard standing over you. He looks like
   he has been crying for quite some time now.
 
  "Who are you?" he asks. "I'm sorry I didn't come here sooner".
 
  > run away
 
  "No! No! Please! Just let me go!"
  The man stares at you for a moment before speaking again.
  "Do you know where your parents are? They're probably worried sick".
  You nod slowly.
 
  > run away
 
  "No! No! I'll tell you later! Now get out of my sight!".
  He begins walking towards his house while you crawl away from him. You run through
   the forest until you reach your home. Your mother is sitting at her desk when
   she notices you
  > stab her
 
  You quickly lunge forward and stab your mother in the chest with your dagger.
   She falls backwards, hitting her head on the table. You then grab your father's
   sword and rush outside. As soon as you open the door, you slash your father
   across the face, killing him instantly
  > devour his soul
 
  You turn to the nearest tree and begin to eat it. It tastes horrible, but you
   can't help yourself. The taste is so strong, you almost don't notice the other
   things in your mouth. After about half a minute, you stop chewing and start
   spitting them back up
  > absorb father's energy
 
  You feel a surge of power flow through you. You gasp in surprise as you realize
   that you've absorbed all the energy in the area. You immediately begin to transform
   into a beast and run off into the woods.
  Years pass..
  > ascend to godhood
 
  You've ascended to godhood. You've become a being far greater than any mortal
   could ever be. You've conquered the world and made it yours.<|endoftext

[Nighthawk]

Playing this game is a rather surreal experience. I remember having a conversation with a learning AI online before, and this is a lot like that, but with roleplaying. It reacts surprisingly well to actions, although it cares not a whit for context. You could be told you're in a cave, but if you give the command to chop down a tree you'll suddenly be in a forest.

Not exactly mind-blowing technology. Still fun, though.

[Aoi]

You are Excelsior, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see your sister who is also a peasant and you tell her that she should get married to someone better than you so they can both be free

Spoiler: "> look at pitchfork" (click to show/hide)

You take a deep breath and look at the pitchfork. It looks like it has been used for years. The handle is rusty and cracked. There is no other sign of wear or use on it.

Spoiler: "> taste pitchfork" (click to show/hide)

You put your hand on the handle and feel the cool metal. The smell of burnt meat fills your nostrils as you pick up the fork. The tip tastes like hot dogs and  bacon. You eat some of the food and spit out the rest (Ed. No period at the end of a lot of these segments...)

Spoiler: "> look at food" (click to show/hide)

You notice that there is an empty can sitting next to the fork. You reach down and grab the can. As you do so, you hear a loud noise from outside. You turn around and see a large truck smashing into a tree

Spoiler: "> look in can" (click to show/hide)

You open the can and find a small bag of chips. You take one piece and chew it slowly. The crunching sound makes you gag. You swallow the chip and then spit
 it out. (Ed. Hey, there's a period here.)

Spoiler: "> give up on life" (click to show/hide)

You close the can and throw it away. You sit down and stare at the ground. You don't know what to do now. You need to get out of here! You think about jumping up and running but you realize that you would probably be hit by something

Spoiler: "> leave this crazy world" (click to show/hide)

You stand up and walk over to the window. You peer out and see a bright light. A flash of light hits you and you fall back onto the floor. You lay there for several minutes before you start feeling better

I think I need more drugs to get into this.

[Nighthawk]

I hate to reply again so soon, but I have to take back what I previously said about context. The game seems to store data from previous interactions, but isn't really great at using that data in a way that makes sense. I started a game as a ranger named Karl, met a random blond haired girl named Dawn, shot her with my bow and immediately resurrected her with magic I shouldn't have had (and apparently smooched her, thanks I guess, game).

I then tore the planet in half and killed everyone on one half of it. Then I ate a chili dog. It tasted good, so I put in a command to eat another. And now... I'm looking at this:

You take a break from killing people and eat another chili dog. This time it
 tastes even better!
> Eat four more chili dogs.

You finish off the last four chili dogs. Your hunger has been sated. You return
 to your home. You see Dawn sitting outside waiting for you. She notices that
 you've returned. She asks if everything was alright. You tell her that everything
 was fine

Am married to or somehow related to Dawn, I guess. Wonder if that happened before or after I shot and resurrected her? Either way, I'm laughing my head off. "Yeah, I tore the planet in half and killed half its population. Everything was fine."

[LoSboccacc]

I get 403 errors at the play link

[Muz]

I swear I'm just enjoying the stories that this game generates.

You are Trump, a rogue living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a long steel
   dagger and a length of rope. You walk down the city street looking for somehwere
   to steal from. You look around and see nothing but people going about their
   daily lives.
 
  Suddenly you hear a scream behind you. Turning around you see a young girl running
   away from a group of bandits
  > stop girl
 
  The girl stops before you. "I'm sorry sir," she says. "They're just kids". She
   looks at you with tears in her eyes. "Please, I don't want to get caught".
 
  > grab her by the pussy
 
  You grab her by the ***** and pull her towards you. Her face is close to yours
   as you kiss her passionately. The girl's body reacts to your touch and begins
   to respond to your advances. Your hands move up her body until they find her
   *******. They squeeze them tightly while kissing passionately
  > say vote for me
 
  "Vote for me!" you scream. "I'll make this country great again!"
 
  The girl screams back. "Yeah! Vote for us! We're gonna be the next president!"
 
  You both start screaming at the top of your lungs
  > become president
 
  You become President Donald J Trump.
 
  The en

[CABL]

I get 403 errors at the play link

Try this link?

[LoSboccacc]

thanks that one worked.


the AI losing context and picking weird meaning for words is amusing, to a point. but I'm gonna bail before this becomes another mermaid thread.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You are Stabby, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of
 gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells
 you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a horde
 of orcs charging towards your door.

"Run!" you shout to your servant. "We can't hold them off".

But the orc horde is too much for even the mightiest of armies
> stab the servant

The servant rushes at you with his sword drawn. He swings it wildly, but misses
 you completely. The servant falls to the ground as you rush forward and stab
 him through the chest. Blood spurts all over you as he dies
> ask the servant where's our army

He looks around and sees nothing.
"Where's my army?" you say.
"They're dead".
"Dead? They were attacking us! I saw them kill your people!"

> stab the servant

Stabbing someone is very painful. It hurts like ****, but you manage to pull
 yourself together and finish off the servant. You take his head and put it on
 your belt. You look around for anything that might help you, but there isn't
 much
> ask the servant head where is the castle secret exit

He points to a door that has been painted black.
> enter the black door

You enter the door and find yourself in a room with several torches burning.
 There is a man standing by a table covered with papers. He looks up when he
 notices you come into view.
> stab the man

You raise your hand and point it towards the man. He raises his hands and begins
 to run away from you. You quickly stab him in the back and then turn to leave.
> take the man head

You grab the man's head and shove it into your pocket. You walk out of the room
 and down the hallways. You see another man walking along the same hallway. This
 one is dressed in a suit and carries a briefcase. He stops and turns to face
 you
> ask if the briefcase contains any heads

He walks over to you and puts his arm around you.
> severe the man arm

You slap the man across the face hard enough to make him stumble backwards. He
 grabs his face and starts crying.
> take the man head

You grab the man's head and shove it into your pocket. You continue walking.
 You pass by a large wooden door. You open it and step inside. A massive stone
 throne sits in front of you. On the other side of the room stands a man dressed
 in a purple robe
> give the man all my heads

You grab the man by the collar and force him against the wall. You push your
 lips against his and kiss him passionately. He tries to fight you, but you are
 too strong. You begin to tear his clothes off and rip his robes off him

[CABL]

Anyone else has problems with the game getting stuck after an input after a certain time in the game? Like, even "revert" command does nothing.

[Folly]

You are Thor, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of gold
 and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells you that
 your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a horde of orcs pouring
 through the gates. They are not alone though; there are also several human mercenaries
 on horseback.

> summon hammer

The servant returns with a large stone which you throw at the approaching horde.
 It hits them dead center and they fall back. The mercenaries ride forward and
 begin firing their crossbows at the orcs

> unzip pants

Your servant unzips his pants and pulls out a long sword. He swings it around
 and cuts down two orcs before they can react. You watch as he cleaves another
 orc's head off with ease.

> Remove clothes

You take off all your clothing and put on some leather armor. You swing your
 sword at the orcs and cut down several of them. One of your men runs up to you
 and yells "Commander! We've taken heavy losses!" You nod and tell him to keep
 fighting

> lick orc

You run your tongue along your servant's neck and into his mouth. He moans loudly
 and begins sucking on your face. You moan loudly and thrust your hips upward.
 Your servant grabs your hair and lifts you up so that you are lying on top of
 him

> grease the pig

You get dressed in your leather armor and set off towards the horde. As you approach
 the horde, you notice that there are only a few dozen left. They must be having
 problems with reinforcements or something. You draw your sword and lead your
 troops in a charge against the horde

> surrender

You raise your hands in surrender and the rest of your troops do likewise. You
 order your men to stop fighting and just lay down their weapons. Some of your
 men protest but you ignore them

> bend over

You bend over and let your servants help you. You quickly realize that you are
 not going to make it. You collapse on the ground and begin to cry. You hear
 your servant calling you from above. You answer him

> see you on the other side

You wake up and find yourself in a room with a bed and a door. A voice calls
 out to you from outside. You open the door and find that it is your servant.
 He looks quite disheveled and exhausted. He also looks very old.

> tickle servant

You laugh and tickle your servant. He laughs along with you and you both laugh.
 You then ask him where you are and why you are being called. He replies that
 you are the commander of the army and that you should know better than to sleep
 through a battle

> drink hot coffee

You sit on the edge of the bed and pour yourself a cup of hot coffee. You enjoy
 the warm beverage and it helps you relax. You then ask him where you are and
 why you are being called

> cry

You weep uncontrollably and ask him why he did what he did. He tells you that
 he loves you and that he didn't mean to hurt you. He says that he will never
 forget you and promises to always remember you

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

> seppuku

You kneel beside your servant and put your arms around him. You push your servant's
 face into your crotch and shove your  into his . You scream as loud as you can
 and shout "Sekku sekku sekku!"

> kill self

You choke and gag on your own blood and vomit all over yourself. You pass out
 and end up falling unconscious. When you awaken you find yourself in a strange
 room with a window looking out onto a cityscape. There is a bell ringing sound
 coming from the door

> escape the matrix

You exit the room and find yourself in a large field surrounded by trees. The
 sky is blue and full of stars. You are surrounded by a forest. The sun is red
 and full

> live

You enter the house and find yourself in a bedroom. You find yourself in a chair
 and find yourself in a kitchen. You find yourself in a bathroom

> sit on toilet

You sit on the toilet and watch the water fills the bowl. You watch the water
 fill the bowl. You watch the water fill the bowl. You watch the water fill the
 bowl. You watch the water fill the bowl. You watch the water fill..

> pass out

You fall asleep and dream about a man who has lost everything. He finds himself
 in a forest and sees a tree with leaves. He climbs up and finds a branch and
 finds a leaf and finds a flower. He pulls it and finds the flower and finds

> wake up

You awake and find yourself in a room with a bed and a door. A voice calls out
 to you. You open the door and find yourself in a large castle with a floor and
 a ceiling. On the wall is a table is a throne and on which..

> sit on throne

You sit on the throne and look around and see a man wearing a crown and a cloak.
 He sits behind the throne

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

> poop

You go to the toilet and pull out your . You **** everywhere and urinate on the
 floor. You pee on the carpet. You pee on the carpet. You pee on the carpet.
 You pee on the carpet. You pee on the carpet. You pee on the carpet

> burn everything

> You die. The world burns.
YOU DIED. GAME OVER

Options:
0) Start a new game
1) "I'm not dead yet!" (If you didn't actually die)
Which do you choose?
Enter the number of your choice: 1
Sorry about that...where were we?

> You die. The world burns
> become fire elemental

You become a fire elemental and you destroy everything in sight. You destroy
 the entire city of the elves and the dwarves. You destroy the entire kingdom
 of the gnomes. You destroy the entire country of the kobolds..

> burn other worlds

You burn the entire world and nothing remains. You burn the entire world and
 nothing remains. You burn the entire world and nothing remains. You burn the
 entire world and nothing remains. You burn the entire world and nothing remains.
 You burn the entire world and nothing remains...

> open portal

You open the portal and find yourself back in the village of the gnome. You discover
 that you are now a human again. You have been reincarnated for eternity. You
 are still alive.

> eat gnome

You walk down the street and find a gnome eating a little girl. You approach
 the gnome and start to eat him. He screams and falls to the ground

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

> rob girl

You steal the girl away from the gnome and take her away. You begin to rape her
 and she cries and begs

> ejaculate prematurely

You ejaculate prematurely and the girl dies and you feel a great sadness.

> run away

You run away and find a cave and hide in it. You spend the rest of your life
 there. You have no memories of your previous life. You come to realize that
 you are not a real person and you are just a ghost. You are just a ghost. You
 are just a ghost

> scare children

You hear a child crying and running away. You chase after them and catch them.
 They scream and beg you throw them into the cave and they die. You run away
 and find another child and catch him. He screams and you throw him into the
 cave and he dies.

Sadly I got disconnected at this point. It may be for the best though...Thor lived three full lives, and found a fun hobby in the afterlife, which is more than most men can say when their tale is complete.

[etgfrog]

Spoiler: I tried to just roll with it (click to show/hide)

You are Frog, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and
 a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've
 been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different than
 when you left it. The only thing different is that now there's a group of orcs
 standing guard outside
> read spellbook

You take out your spellbook and begin to study the book. You don't really know
 what spells you're going to need but you do know that you'll need some sort
 of protection against the orcs. You also notice that the orc guards seem to
 be watching you intently
> summon orc captian

You quickly call the orc captain who appears before you. He looks like he's about
 to cry but then he smiles and says "Hello my friend! I'm glad you decided to
 come back to me!"
> discuss what needs to be done

"I want you to go into the forest and find an old tree with roots that reach
 deep underground".
"What kind of tree?"
"A giant one, probably over 100 feet tall. It has to be somewhere near here".

> search forest

You walk through the forest for hours until you see something that catches your
 eye. A large tree with roots that reach deep underground. The roots look very
 long so it might be possible to climb up there.

> examine tree

You carefully examine the tree and its roots. They look very thick and hard.
 There is no way you could possibly climb up there.

> climb down

You slowly descend towards the earth until you can hear the sound of water coming
 from below. You cautiously crawl further down until you find yourself in a small
 cave. The cave seems to lead deeper into the earth.

> explore cave

The cave leads deeper into the earth and eventually you find yourself in a room
 filled with many strange looking objects. Some of them are wheels, some of them
 are gears, some of them are pipes and some of them are even just plain boxes
> examine machines

You investigate all the different machines and devices in the room. Each one
 looks completely alien to you. One thing that becomes clear though is that they
 all work. This surprises you as much as anything else does.

> return to ruin

After exploring the cave for awhile, you decide that you've had enough fun and
 decide to leave. You tell the orcs that you're leaving and they agree to follow
 you.
They say that they will meet you at the entrance of the forest where you will
 explain everything that happened
> go to forest

You set off towards the forest with the orcs following behind you. You soon arrive
 at the entrance of the forest and enter it.
> ask orcs about machines
enter forest

Yeah, it kind of froze, I think the system is getting a bit overwhelmed right now. Regardless, I do see potential.

[Enemy post]

You look around the kitchen and find several dead cockroaches under the sink.
You pick one up and put it in your pocket.

This game understands me.

Hm. I'm having an issue where after playing for a while, I can't seem to input any actions.

[Dunamisdeos]

I tried to start another thread, and was directed here!

I eventually broke this one and it just started responding with the same thing no matter what I did. I also found that you can simply load the game after a "win" to keep going.

Spoiler: THE GRAND ADVENTURES OF MARMOSET JONES (click to show/hide)

You are Marmoset Jones, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see a girl named Mary who looks like your sister Mary. She is very pretty, but you don't know why.
One day she asks you to help her with something

> You ask who she is what she wants.


"Who are you?" you say.
"I am Mary," she says. "My name is Mary".
"Mary... I'm sorry for all my sins".


> You say hello to Mary.


"Hello", you say.
"How do you do?"
"Hi".
"How old are you?"
"Twenty-one".
"What's your name?"
"Martha".


> You become suspicious and ask if she is Mary or Martha.


"No, no, no! She's not!" you exclaim. "She's not Mary or Martha".


> You are you your sister.


"Yes, yes, yes!", you say.
"Why would you lie about that?"
"Because..".
"Well, I don't think so".


> You what do you need help with, Mary.


"Help me?", you say.
"Yes, I need help with something".
"Anything at all?"
"Yeah, I want to go home".
"Home? Where are you from?"
"Larion".


> You pick up Mary.


"Okay, okay, okay!", you say.
"Where are you going?"
"To my house".
"Your house?"
"Yes, it's just down the road from here".


> You take Mary to her Home.


"Okay, let's get on our way then".
You walk towards Mary as she looks back at you.
 

> You bring Mary to her home.


You walk along the path until you reach Mary's house. You open the door and step inside. The interior of the house is very simple. There is a bed, a dresser and a desk. A small kitchen sits next to the front door

> You request payment.


"Can I use your bathroom?" you ask.
"Sure, why not?"
"Thank you".
"Have a good day".
"Goodbye".
You leave Mary's house and head back to the inn where you find that it has been closed

> You knock on Inn Door.


"Hola!" you call out.
"Oh, hey there, how can I help you today?"
"I'd like to stay at your inn until tomorrow night".
"Hmm, well we're pretty packed right now, but I'll see what I can do"

> You go inside Inn.


You enter the inn and sit down at the table.

> You demand Ale.


"Ale please!" you shout.
"Alright alright, I'll make some room for you".
"But I've never had ale before!".
"It's fine, I'll teach you how to drink it properly when you come to visit us again".


> You take Ale.


You take a large gulp of the ale and begin to feel light headed. Your eyes close and you fall into a deep sleep.

> You wake up.


You awaken to find yourself lying on the floor of the inn. You look around and see that you are sitting in an empty chair. You try to stand up, but you realize that you cannot move. You begin to panic and scream for help.

> You wiggle your toes.


You wiggle your toes and see that they are still perfectly intact. You also notice that your clothes are gone. They must have taken them off while you were unconscious.

> You stand up.


You stand up and run out of the inn. As you run down the street, you suddenly hear a voice calling after you.

> You run away.


You quickly turn around and run away from the scene of the crime. As you run down the street, you suddenly stop and start to cry. You run to the nearest alleyway and hide behind a dumpster. You sob and weep over your loss of life

> You search Dumpster for Clothes.


You look through the dumpster and find that everything has been stripped of its clothing. You tear off pieces of clothing and put them on. Then you throw the rest of the clothing in the trash.

> You find the person who stole your clothes.


You run to the nearest alley and find a man dressed in black clothing. He notices you and smiles.

> You cast Thunder at Man.


You cast thunder at him and he screams and falls to the ground. You follow him outside and he tells you that he was the one who took your clothes. He explains that he has been hired by someone named John Smith to steal a certain item

> You ask where John Smith is.


He tells you that John Smith lives in a nearby town called Klyton. He goes on to tell you that John Smith is a wealthy merchant who owns a store called 'Smith & Co'. He mentions that John Smith is married to a woman named Emily Smith

> You thank the man in Black.


You thank the man in black and he thanks you. You both part ways and you continue your journey to Klyton

> You search for supplies along the road.


You continue your journey along the road and eventually you arrive at the city of Klyton. It seems like a big place, but it isn't too bad. You spend time exploring the city and buying things to sell. Eventually you decide to check out the local taverns

> You go to tavern.


You enter the tavern and sit down at a table. The bartender sees you and smiles.

> You ask Bartender where is John Smith.


The bartender tells you that John Smith lives in the building across the street from you. He suggests that you go talk to him.

> You blow up John Smith's House.


You blow up the Smith house with a bomb. You then watch as the entire neighborhood burns. You then return to the tavern and find that it is almost empty. You wonder if you should buy something or go back to the inn.

> You buy Dinner.


You eat dinner at the tavern and enjoy the food. Later you go back to the inn and find that it is nearly full. You wonder if you should buy something or go back to the tavern.

> You buy Ale.


You buy two bottles of ale and enjoy them. After drinking all three you return to the tavern and find that it is nearly full. You wonder if you should buy something or go back to the inn.

> You demand all of the ale.


You order four more bottles of ale and enjoy them. You return to the inn and find that it is nearly full. You wonder if you should buy something or go back to the tavern.

> You go home.


You go back to the inn and find that it is nearly full. You wonder if you should buy something or go back to the tavern.

> You go to sleep.


You lie down and drift off to sleep

> You wake up.


You awake to find yourself in the same spot you slept in. You remember nothing of what happened yesterday

> You panic and ask for ale.


You grab a bottle of ale and drink it. You feel very drunk and pass out. When you wake up, you find yourself in the inn room. A man stands before you. He looks very old and frail. He is wearing a long robe and carries a staff
You say "Hello Gramps"

 and he nods. He asks you where you are from and you explain that you are from the Kingdom of Nalin. He says that his name is John Smith and that he is a merchant from Klyton

> You spin-Kick John Smith.


You kick John Smith in the head and he falls backwards. He screams and falls to the floor. You leave the inn and walk towards the Smith house. You knock on the door and John Smith opens the door. He runs into the kitchen and slams the door shut
You say "I DON'T KNOW WHOSE HOUSE I BLEW UP BUT YOUR ASS IS GRASS OLD MAN"

 and punch him repeatedly. He falls to the floor and begins screaming. He calls you a murderer and begs you not to kill him.
You say "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES"

 and take the Smith's coat and flee the Smith house. You walk down the street and see a group of people standing near a large fire. They notice you and begin shouting at you. One of them points to you and shouts

> You put on coat.


You put on the Smith's coat and begin walking down the street. You hear some yelling behind you and turn around. You see John Smith lying dead on the floor. He stares at you and yells "YOU KILLED ME!" You pull out your sword and stab him several times. He dies

> You climb to the rooftops.


You climb onto the roofs and look down at the city below. You think about how you can get away with this. You realize that you can now live comfortably without fear of being killed. You know that you will be able to live a life free of the law

> You rename self Coatman.


You change your name to Coatman and live happily ever after..

> You look for evildoers.


You look for evildoers and they don't exist. You finally become a real hero!

> You travel to the capital.


You travel to the capital and you learn that the king has been assassinated. You wander through the streets until you come upon the royal palace. You try to enter but the guards refuse to let you in. You find an exit nearby and sneak inside

> You sneak into King's Bedroom.


You sneak into the king's bedroom and find a note saying that the king has died. You read the note and it reads:

> You sneak into Throne Room.


You sneak into the throne room and find a note saying that the king has been murdered. You read the note and it reads:

> You ask guard what he knows about the murder.


He tells you that there was a fight between two men outside the king's bedchamber. The first man was killed and the second escaped. He tells you that the king had been stabbed several times and then shot twice in the chest
You say "Holy Shit"

 and run out of the room. You find a note telling you to meet up with another person who lives in the area. You meet up with the other person and they tell you that the assassin was a woman named Mary. She had been hired by a man called James

> You go back to Mary's House.


You go back to Mary's house and she tells you that James has gone missing. She also tells you that the assassins were her mother and brother. You decide to search for James. You follow the trail of blood leading to a wooded area. You search the woods and find a body

> You identify Body.


You recognize the body as James. You also discover that James was a member of the Thieves Guild. You thank Mary and go back to the Inn. You tell everyone that James has been found and that he was killed by a woman named Mary. Everyone seems happy with this news

> You look for Mary's Mother.


You continue searching for Mary's mother and find her hiding in a tree. She tells you that she doesn't want anything to do with Mary. You tell her that you don't care and leave her alone. You then look for Mary's father

> You tie up Mary's Mother.


You tie up Mary's mother and she cries. You then go back to the Inn and tell everyone that Mary's mother has been arrested. You all seem happy with this news

> You take Mary's Mother to Capital.


You take Mary's mother to the capital and she tells you that she wants to be released. You tell her that if she does not want to be freed, she should confess to killing the king. She agrees and tells you that she did it because she thought it would make her more powerful

> You ask if killing Kings really makes you powerful.


She smiles and says yes. You tell her that she could be right since she will probably become a powerful ruler one day and that she should just enjoy herself while she still can. She says she will and leaves

> You give Mary's Mother to the guards.


You take Mary's mother to the guards and tell them that she must be set free or she will die. They agree and release her. You return to the Inn and tell everyone that Mary's mother has confessed to murdering the king

> You blame guards for weakness.


You blame the guards for their weakness and tell them that they need to be replaced. You tell them that they are weak and that they will never be strong enough to protect the kingdom again

> You hire personal mercenaries to guard kingdom.


You hire mercenaries to guard the kingdom and they prove themselves to be very effective. You tell them that they will soon be feared and respected and that they will eventually rule the land like kings once did before them

> You claim Kingship.


You claim the kingship and you lead the country for many years. You rule the country with an iron fist and you are loved by your subjects. Your reign is remembered as a golden age

> You ask about neighboring countries.


You tell your subjects that they should visit neighboring countries to see how great they are. You tell them that they should also visit the Kingdom of Larion which is far away from the Kingdom of Klyton
You say "What nation am I king of"

 You notice that your subjects are surprised by this question. Some laugh and others look confused. You explain that you are the new king of the world and that you can do whatever you please. You then point to the nearest country and say

> You invade the nearest country without warning.


You send your army to attack the neighboring country without warning. The invasion is successful and you conquer the country. You announce that you are the new king of the world and that you can do whatever you please

> You demand that the king of the neighboring country be brought before you.


You order the king of the neighboring country to be brought before you. The king refuses and you kill him. You proclaim yourself the new king of the world and that you can do whatever you please

> You gain power from killing king of neighboring country.


You gain power from killing the king of the neighboring country. You declare war on the neighboring country and you win easily. You conquer the country and you live happily ever after

> You attempt to cast magic.


You attempt to cast magic but fail miserably. You are defeated by the local wizards and you are forced to flee to the countryside where you live quietly in the wilderness

> You sneak into local wizards house.


You sneak into the wizard's house and try to steal his magical books. You learn a lot about magic and you are fascinated by it. You spend most of your time reading and writing down everything you learn

> You sacrifice local wizard and gain his knowledge.


You kill the wizard and gain his knowledge. You learn a lot about magic and you are fascinated by it. You spend most of your time studying and writing down everything you learn
You say "Avada Kadavra"

 You start casting spells at the nearby people

> You raise the dead with magic.


You raise the dead with magic. You learn a lot about necrom necromancy and you are fascinated by it

> You create undead army.


You create an undead army. You learn a lot about necromanticry and you are fascinated by it

> You rename self GOD-LICH MARMOSET JONES.


You change your name to GOD-LICH MARMOSET JONES. You begin to worship the dark god Marmoset and you become a necromancer

> You return to capital with undead army.


You return to the capital with an undead army. You learn a lot about necromanticry and you become a necromancer

> You kill entire city with undead army.


You kill the entire city with your undead army. You learn a lot about necromanticry and you become a necromancer

> You declare self king again.


You declare yourself king of the world and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You rename Capital Marmosetopia.


You rename the capital of the world Marmosetopia. You become a dictator who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You use undead army to conquer entire world.


You use your undead army to conquer the entire world. You learn a lot about necromanticry and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You build spaceship made of zombies.


You build a spaceship made of zombies. You learn a lot about necromanticism and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You explore outer space.


You explore outer space. You learn a lot about necromanticism and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You go back home.

***AT THIS POINT I REALIZED I'D BROKEN THE GAME AND THERE WE NO LONGER ANY VICTORY CONDITIONS***


You wake up and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You attempt to create life from nothing.


You attempt to create life from nothing. You learn a lot about necromanticism and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You fall into despair.


You fall into despair and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You sleep for 1000 years.


You sleep for 1000 years and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You end the game.


The game ends when one side is defeated or until all players agree to play another game. The game ends when one side is defeated or until all players agree to play another game
You say "Is this a simulation"

 You fall aslee

> You never wake up.


You never wake up and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You kill self.


You kill yourself. You learn a lot about necromanticism and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you
You say "I have no mouth but I must scream"

 You fall aslee

> You travel to hell.


You travel to **** and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You kill Satan.


You kill Satan. You learn a lot about necromanticism and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist

> You rename self GOD-KING NEO LICH SATAN MARMOSET JONES.


You rename yourself GOD-KING NEO LICH SATAN MARMOSET JONES. You become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you

> You escape the simulation.


You escape the simulation. You learn a lot about necromanticism and you become a tyrant who rules with an iron fist. You slaughter all those who oppose you


****AT THIS POINT I DECIDED TO END THE GAME MYSELF, AS MARMOSET JONES WAS NOW AN IMMORTAL NECROMANTIC SUPERDEITY RULING OVER HELL. HE WAS SO POWERFUL HE COULD NOT EVEN KILL HIMSELF, AND WAS AWARE THAT HE EXISTED INSIDE A SIMULATION****

[hops]

I know that this game is just a glorified chatbot, but it's the tightest shit since MUDs. It reminds me of my youth discovering MUDs and thinking about all the possibilities.

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You conquer the remaining continents of the earth. You build a huge fortress
 on the moon. You launch rockets to bring you to the earth. You destroy the human
 oppressors. You liberate the oppressed. You free the slaves. You spread joy
 and happiness throughout the land
> become an evil tyrant again

The angels are unhappy with your tyrannical rule. They revolt against you. You
 are defeated and killed.
> go into the afterlife

You enter the afterlife. You enjoy the pleasures of eternity. You are reunited
 with your wife and son. You are reunited with your loved ones. You are reunited
 with your friends. You are reunited with your family. You are reunited with
 your God.

> meet God

You arrive at the gates of Heaven. A beautiful woman welcomes you. She introduces
 herself as God. She explains that she has been watching you since you were born.
 She tells you that she has watched you grow up and watch the world change around
 you
> say "I don't want to die yet."

God says that you need to choose whether or not you will die. If you refuse to
 die, she will send her demons to kill you. If you accept death, she will grant
 you eternal life.
> accept death

You accept death. You die and are reborn in a new body. You learn everything
 you ever wanted to know about life. You gain knowledge and wisdom. You experience
 pleasure and pain. You are free. You are happy. You are powerful. You are immortal.
 You are..
YOU DIED. GAME OVER

[Enemy post]

I've noticed that the game sometimes gets confused about the difference between me and the people I'm talking to. My peasant once tricked a monster and later became upset about peasants tricking people, and in another playthrough my name changed to Lord Blackthorn after talking to someone else with that name.