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[Pokeboss44]

“Don’t forgot to pray joe”

Snip the cooking assistant with my scissors, and then Benediction Bar Bear

[The Adversary]

Move two left to end at (9,11) and than swing the infernal halberd into the (10,12) Elemelentils center mass, while preparing a dark trap

You cannot move, your speed is 0'.

[The Adversary]

The 24 hour mark has passed. Anyone in the game who feels competent to submit an action for Bar Bear may do so.

[Naturegirl1999]

(How fast is Bar Bear?)
Move south however many spaces are allowed, if in reach of the soup bowl, sample some stew
(Will change if the action is invalid)

[Egan_BW]

Um, don't do that, it'll get Barbear Attack-of-Oppertunity-ed. By the boss. And he's still on mostly full HP. And someone's already standing in that spot, so he'll just bump into them. And you can't move and sample the stew.

BB: Move up two and hit Mama.

[Naturegirl1999]

Um, don't do that, it'll get Barbear Attack-of-Oppertunity-ed. By the boss. And he's still on mostly full HP. And someone's already standing in that spot, so he'll just bump into them. And you can't move and sample the stew.

BB: Move up two and hit Mama.

+1 I forgot about the opportunity attack

[The Adversary]

Um, don't do that, it'll get Barbear Attack-of-Oppertunity-ed. By the boss. And he's still on mostly full HP. And someone's already standing in that spot, so he'll just bump into them. And you can't move and sample the stew.

BB: Move up two and hit Mama.

You can move and sample the stew, sampling is just a main action. Mama is the only one who has to take a full round action to do it. Tipping is a full round action.

Dungeon 1, Encounter 2, Turn 4
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. As are beans, apparently.

Rokhard Darkface
Rokhard draws and slashes [5+4 Vs 11, Miss] but Mama is already well prepared, and fury lends her speed. She parries the holy sword with her meat hook and punchess with the pommel of her cleaver to send Rokhard back into a defensive position.

[Iaido defense Set]

Boris Ylivvien
Boris prays for Bar Bear engages the assistant that slashed him, snipping furiously with his holy scissors. [7+3 Vs 13] The remaining cook sees to be the most combative of the bunch, striking sparks as he fences his kitchen knife against Boris' sacred scissors.

[Benediction III set on Bar Bear]


Joe
Joe unleashes healing energy once more. [Projected Heal: 9+2] This time, however, it finally has a significant effect, reknitting the last of Rokhard's wounds and repairing the organic fibers of his shirt. [Pray: 2] Perhaps the gods are busy with helping him heal, because they don't reply in any other significant way.


Hexio Bladio
[Automatic Hit, 1+4 Magic B] The Elemelentil stands mutely as Hexio smashes the haft his halberd into its chest to get a little distance, then strikes viciously with the blade. The elemelentil seems briefly confused by the smoking hole in its chest, but not overly pained or damaged. In preparation for the next one coming up the stairs, Hexio readies another darkflame sigil.


Bar Bear
Bar Bear circles Mama, working on a flanking angle and slashing Mama with his great axe. [9+6+4+1 Vs 11, Hit.  (5+3+3)/2 =6] Mama's thick apron stops the blade cold, transforming its cleaving momentum into a merely bruising impact.

[-1 Stack Armed Bear]
[+1 Stack Bear Arms]
[+2 HP Indefatigueable]

--Enemy Action--

Cooks Assistant
[2+2 Vs 16, Miss] The cook's assistant locked in mortal battle with Boris remains locked in mortal battle with Boris - neither making in headway in striking or even unbalancing the other.

Upstairs Imp
The surviving imp upstairs channels yet another gout of flame into Boris. [15+3 Vs 10, (2+2)/2 Damage] More flames singe the priest, and it threatens to be the imp's fire rather than the cook's blade that finally undoes the holy man.

Bean Wizard + Downstairs Imp
The been wizard focuses  andthe imp's braziatic ash sculptures take on an obscene twist.

Elemelentils
The elemelentil closest to Hexio takes another swing at Hexio [19+3, 4+3 Damage] and thoroughly clobbers the immobilized warlock. More streamers of lentils wrap around the badly injured man, continuing to lock him to the floor. After smashing, the Elemelentil slowly begins circling the Warlock in order to make room for its compatriot, an action that triggers the dark trap. [Save: 3-5 Vs 14, Fail. 10+4 Damage] Dark flames reduce the Elemelentil's burlap frame to almost nothing, and the scent of burned beans fills the room, but it continues to lumber around.

The second elemelentil slogs up the stairs, gets in close with Hexio, and then unleashes a beany assault of its own. [20+3 Vs 16, 2+3 Damage] Two overhand bean-fists smash down on Hexio from above, driving him to his knees. A roundhouse bean punch to the head sends him sprawling to the ground, and a continuous pummeling of stomping and kicking from both Elemelentils sends Hexio into broken unconsciousness.

Mama
Mama brings her cleaver in two-handed, striking against Rokhard with as much brutality as skill. [20+2 Vs 10, 5+5 Damage] The swordsman dodges furiously, waiting for the opportunity to interrupt her attack with a direct iai counterblow against her massive blade - but that opportunity never comes. At the end of the assault, Rokhard finds himself off balance and with as many nicks as he had before Joe's healing burst.

-End of Round 4-

Spoiler: Battlemap (click to show/hide)

Map items
Soup Pot = Soup Pot
HP: 20/20 (Resist cut and stab)
AP:  - |
Defense: 13
Stronk: -
Beef: +4
Fast: -
Class: -
Abilities,
Delicious: (Passive) Any unit within 5' of Soup Pot's center can spend a main action to sample the stew and regain 1d6 HP.
Unstable: (Passive) Any unit within 5' of Soup Pot's center can spend a full round action to tip the pot. If it fails to save, it is overturned and destroyed.

Small circle with flame icone = Brazier
HP: 5/5 (Resist cut and stab)
AP:  - |
Defense: 10
Stronk: -
Beef: -
Fast: -
Class: -

Enemies
MA = Mama
HP: 44/50
AP:  0/8 | Spend Full round action to sample stew, set to full. Cooks assistant dies +2.
Defense: Rhinohide Apron, 11 (Resist Cut)
Stronk: +2
Beef: +4
Fast: -2
Class: 0
Choice Weapon: Mama's Love, Touch, +2 To Hit, 2d6+5 Cut
Resort Weapon: Meat Hook on a Chain, 30' Range, +3 To Hit, 1d6+2 Stab
Abilities,
Chain Cleaver: 4 AP, full round action. Meat Hook on a Chain sets damage from Mama's love. If it hits its first target, Mama can expend 1AP to immediately attack another target in range, but not the same target twice. Can continue until Mama misses or runs out of AP.
Apron Strings: 2AP, Main Action, when making a ranged attack, Mama can sacrifice damage to drag the target 5' closer per point of damage sacrificed.
Tough Love: (Passive) When any unit enters Mama's melee threat range, she can attack immediately. If friendly, this costs 2AP and restores HP equal to the damage dealt.
One with the Stew: (Passive) When killed, a remaining upright soup pot will detonate and Mama will be revived at its location with -15 Max HP.

ca = Cooks Assistant
HP: 10/10 |
AP:  1/4 | Deal Melee Damage (+1), Sample Stew (+2)
Defense: 13
Stronk: -1
Beef: +1
Fast: +1
Class: +0
Weapon: Chef's Knife, Touch, +2 To Hit, 1d6-1 Cut
Abilities,
Knife Throw: 2 AP, Main action. Chef's Knife Attack out to 30'. If it hits, target muse save or begin bleeding, taking 1hp damage per tile moved until it heals or takes a full round action to stop the bleeding.
Mama's Little Helper: Reaction, 1AP, when healed, can give the healing amount to Mama.

i = Fire Imp
HP: 8/8 |
AP:  3/3 | (3,7: 1/3), | Be within 5' of a brazier (+1), set someone on fire (All)
Defense: 13  (Resist Cut, Crush, Stab)
Stronk: -2
Beef: -2
Fast: +2  (3,7: +0)
Class: +2
Weapon: Ember Throw, 30', +2 To Hit, 1d4+2 Magic A
Abilities,
Flamethrower: X AP, Main Action. Deals Xd4+2 damage to one target within 30' and sets the target on fire. Target can save for half damage and to not be set on fire.
Burning Spirit: (Passive)  This unit recieves a penalty to its fastness equal to the difference between its current and max AP.

El = Elemelentil
HP: 20/20 | (11,10: 1/20)
AP:  0/0 |
Defense: 5
Stronk: +3
Beef: +0
Fast: -5
Class: -5
Weapon: Bean Punch, Touch, +3 To Hit, 1d4+3 Crush
Abilities,
Legume is pronounced 'Le-guh-me': (Passive) On hit, Elemelentil sets target speed to 0' for its next round.
Slow: (Passive) This unit's movespeed is 10'.

bw = Bean Wizard
HP: 3/3
AP:  4/5 | Meditate as Full Round Action (+3)
Defense: 12
Stronk: -2
Beef: -3
Fast: +0
Class: +3
Weapon: Bean Punch, Touch, +3 To Hit, 1d4+3 Crush
Abilities,
Conjure Elemelentil: 5 AP, full round action. Raises an Elemelentil to a space within 20'. Can have a max of 2 Elemelentils. Each active Elemelentil reduces AP regen by 1.
Bean Barrage: X AP, deals (X*2)D3+Classiness damage to a target within 30'. Target can save for half damage.


Friendlies
RB = Rokhard Darkface, Chosen (Egan)
HP: 5/15
AP:  9/10 | Deflect damage with Armor while Faith in Steel not active (+2) or Attack (+1)
Defense: Kimono, 10 (AP+2, Prepared Action x2) | Bleeding. Take 1 damage per 5' moved. Can fix by using a full round action to staunch the bleeding. Does not trigger on-damage effects.
Stronk: +4
Beef: -2
Fast: 0
Class: +1
Choice Weapon: Masamune, Touch, +4 To Hit, 2d6+4 Magic C
Resort Weapon: Yumi, 30' Range, +4 To Hit, 1d10+4 Stab
Abilities,
Faith in Steel:  2AP, Bonus, your defense increases by 4 until start of your next turn.
Dark Trap: 3AP, prepared action. When an enemy, either the first or one specified, comes within 20ft, this ability triggers and the enemy must make a save. On a failure they take 2d12+Classiness Magic A damage and are restrained. On a success they take half as much damage and are not restrained
The Wolf In The Dark: (Passive). Once per encounter, whenever you're bleeding out, you can choose to rise again at full health as a free action. If you do so, one of your companions at random is inflicted with the Rotting status for 5 rounds.
Intense Training: (Passive) +1 Stronkness
居合道: (Passive) Whenever you melee attack on the same round you unsheathe your weapon, you deal +3 damage. When your weapon is sheathed, you can take a prepared action to unsheathe your weapon and gain +3 Defense against the first attack directed at you.
Vanity Stats
3/5 Hit Rate
59 Total Damage
8 Ap Used
14 Lifetime damage taken

HB = Hexio Bladio (ShadowClaw)
HP: 0/19 | Bleeding Out  0S/0F
AP:  8/8 | Any Enemy Dies (+2), sacrifice 1d4hp (+4), lose at least 5hp in one hit (+4)
Defense: 16 (HP+2)
Stronk: -2
Beef: 0
Fast: +1
Class: +4
Choice Weapon: Demon Halberd, Reach, +7 To Hit, 1d8+4 Magic B/Cut
Resort Weapon: Infernal Blowgun, 60' Range, -2 To Hit, 1d4-2 Stab
Abilities,
Unspeakable Power: 2AP, Bonus, when used alongside an ability or attack that rolls dice for effect, those dice explode. If the ability has a save, its difficulty is increased by 2.
Dark Trap: 3AP, prepared action. When an enemy, either the first or one specified, comes within 20ft, this ability triggers and the enemy must make a save. On a failure they take 2d12+Classiness Magic A damage and are restrained. On a success they take half as much damage and are not restrained.
Blood From Blood:  (Passive), Bonus Action. For four rounds after you sacrifice HP to gain AP, you steal 1HP whenever you deal damage directly with your weapon of choice.
Intense Training: (Passive) +1 Classiness
Eldritch Weapon: (Passive) Your weapon of choice has its attack and damage based off of your Classiness instead of your Stronkness. Its Damage is converted to Magic B.
Vanity Stats
6/7 Hit Rate
125 Total Damage
16 Ap Used
28 Lifetime Damage Taken
1 Time Downed


BY = Boris Ylivvien (PokeBoss)
HP: 4/15
AP:  2/6 | Use Bonus Action to Roll a d6 and pray. Regen on a 6. (+2)
Defense: 18 (HP+4)
Stronk: 0
Beef: -2
Fast: +3
Class: +1
Choice Weapon: Giant Scissors, touch, +3 To Hit, 1d8+0 Cut
Resort Weapon:  Sling Staff, 60' Range, +0 To Hit, 1d4 Crush
Abilities,
Preventative Measures: 1AP, Prepared. When an ally (you may specify or use ‘first’) within 30ft takes damage, each damage die is rolled twice and the lowest value for each pair is used.
Benediction: XAP, Bonus Action. Until the beginning of your next round, one ally within 30’ gains +1d(X+Classiness [Min 0]) to Defense, Attack Rolls, and Damage Rolls.   
Projected Heal: 2AP, Main Action. Heal 2d6+Classiness. This ability can be cast at range, but the healing is reduced by 2 (Min 0) for every 5’ it travels beyond touch range.
Tithe: (Passive) Whenever you heal an ally, you can opt to leech up to 2AP from them.
Helpful Sort: (Passive) If you don't attempt to deal damage in a round, your Classiness is increased by 2 until the end of the next round.
Vanity Stats
3/3 Hit Rate
13 Total Damage
47 HP Healed
14 Ap Used
6 Boons Cast
9 Lifetime Damage Taken
0/2 Prayers Answered

JO = Joe (TKC)
HP: 15/15
AP: 0/6 | Use Bonus Action to Roll a d6 and pray. Regen on a 6. (+2)
Defense: 18 (HP+4)
Stronk: +0
Beef: -2
Fast: +3
Class: +2
Choice Weapon: reach, +0 to hit, 1d8+0 stab/cut
Resort Weapon: reach, +0 to hit, 2d4, crush
Abilities:
Preventative Measures: 1AP, Prepared. When an ally (you may specify or use ‘first’) within 30ft takes damage, each damage die is rolled twice and the lowest value for each pair is used.
Projected Heal: 2AP, Main Action. Heal 2d6+Classiness. This ability can be cast at range, but the healing is reduced by 2 (Min 0) for every 5’ it travels beyond touch range.
Intense Training: (Passive) +1 Classiness
Charity: (Passive)  Allies within 5' can use your AP pool to fuel their abilities. You gain 1hp per point used in this manner.
Get a Cuppa Joe: (Passive) When charity activates, you also gain +10 movement and +2 Fastness until the end of the round. Can only activate once in a given round.
Vanity Stats
0/1 Hit Rate
12 Lifetime Damage Taken
8 HP Healed
0/2 Prayers Answered
4 AP Spent

BB = Bar Bear (a1s)
HP: 26/40
AP: 6/6 | Take or Deal Damage while not raging or fatigued, +2
Defense: 11 (-1 all damage) | Benediction 3 | Bear Arms I
Stronk: +3
Beef: +1
Fast: +0
Class: -2
Choice Weapon: Axe of Bears, reach, +6 to hit, 2d6+3 cut
Resort Weapon: Massive Fists, touch, +3 to hit, 1d10+3, crush
Abilities:
Rage: X AP, Bonus. Gain 1dX bonus to damage and to hit, 1dX damage reduction against all, and -1dX to your defense each round for 1dX rounds. Bonus amounts are rerolled each time they are used.
Cleave: 2AP, Main Action. You can make melee attacks against 3 adjacent tiles that you threaten this round, adding your Classiness bonus (if any) to attack and damage.
Hardcore: (Passive) Increases your HP by +12 at start, and by +4 each level thereafter. If you get reduced to 0 HP, you die instantly.
Indefatigable: (Passive) If you would gain AP when your AP is full, you gain HP instead. This can only trigger once per round.
Bear Arms: (Passive) Dealing damage with Massive fists increases the attack roll of Axe of Bears by 1d4 for one attack. Hitting with the Axe of Bears increases the damage of Massive fists by 1d4 for one attack. Both can stack up to 3 times.
Vanity Stats
3/4 Hit Rate
36 Total Damage
28 Lifetime Damage Taken
6 Ap Spent

[The Canadian kitten]

Pray and move to 5, 7  to strike down ca

[a1s]

Shouldn't Bar Bear be at (5,11)? Also, is flanking bonus a thing in this game?

[The Adversary]

Shouldn't Bar Bear be at (5,11)? Also, is flanking bonus a thing in this game?

Looks like I uploaded the old map, check back in a minute. Also, no. We'll talk about that at the end of this dungeon.

[a1s]

Oh well.

Seeing his mighty Axe of Bears reduced to a mere mallet, Bar Bear flies into a rage.
Rage 6, hit Mama with Massive fists.

[Pokeboss44]

Benediction Bar Bear for 0AP, and then move four right and two upright to end at (11,8) and cast a Projected Heal on Hexio Bladio while Tithing him.

[Egan_BW]

The usual: Draw, strike, sheathe, defend, AoO.

[Shadowclaw777]

If assumed to be healed, strike the (11,10) Elementali and than prepare a dark trap, otherwise death saving throw

[Egan_BW]

Updoot? :3