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[Naturegirl1999]

Remember the Random Spam thread? If so, think of this like the reboot, if you don’t remember the Random Spam thread, Talk To Transformer will take the words you type in to make various things, be they stories, lists, equations, or completely random nonsense, depending on what you out in as the start, and what it decided would make sense via the Internet, and maybe, maybe a mood

Spoiler: An example using The train of war (click to show/hide)

 The train of war is on," Trump said at a rally in Iowa this week.

It's not just that the president's tweets and public comments often make things worse. It's also that he may be the worst thing America can do to help.

It may be hard for people to believe, but the United States has the potential to lead the world. We can build schools in the most dangerous places. We can build the next Hoover dam, the next Hanford, or the next nuclear weapons lab. We can help to prevent the spread of diseases that cause cancer and heart disease.

And that's good.

But Trump's bombast and braggadocio have been used to undermine American influence abroad — or at least diminish it.

His attacks on our NATO allies, for example, have undermined our standing. He called German Chancellor Angela Merkel "crazy" and "totally overrated" during their recent meeting.

And

Spoiler: A finished equation and an explanation of a game (click to show/hide)

45+333-67*0.75=11

The final number of points required to pass each stage of the game is 1,200 points. This was a very challenging score to reach for me, I was lucky to get into this level of play where I was able to play with and against a full team of 4 people. This is a big part of the game, and is what allows for multiplayer to work so well.

My best result from playing with 4 people was a 9-9 score, the highest I've ever had.

In a lot of ways this is the same as a chess game, but the game mechanics make this a different and fun experience.

How Does The Game Play?

The main thing you do in this game is try to get rid of the other player's pieces. Each piece has a chance of attacking you or defending you, if you don't move your piece quickly enough you will be forced to make a

Spoiler: Nonsense, as promised (click to show/hide)

Rekodhu | T | 25 | | | | | | || 51 Unarmed | 1 | | | | | | | | || 1 Fire: Blowgun | | | | | | 3 | | | || 3 Cast: Shroud of Golubri | 9 | 6 | 28 | 12 | | | | | || 67 Blink | | | 2 | 5 | 11 | 6 | | | || 22 Regeneration | | | | | 1 | 3 | 4 | | || 7 Blink Ray | | | | | | 5 | 11 | | || 17 Stoneskin | | | | | | 1 | | | || 1 Apportation |

(I was going to try to get it to make a list, but it’s not completing things right now, maybe it gets tired? If no one posts here I will add to this post to get examples of what this thread is to be, basically you use Talk To Transformer and post what it gives, bolding the part you typed)

[Failbird105]

PTW, will try it when I wake up.

[The Canadian kitten]

Spoiler: Cookies! (click to show/hide)

Coconut cookies are the best. I used to have one a day, but I had an awful diet back then. This is so much better. I love them.

You can make these by leaving out the coconut. Just substitute the almond flour. The cookies will be a bit more crunchy.

They taste just like a cookie. They are light and crispy, and have a coconut flavour. I'm pretty sure they would also go very well with a glass of milk.

They're also gluten-free and grain-free.

These cookies are definitely better than regular cookies.

Something like this?

[Naturegirl1999]

Yep, if TTT made it, it goes here

Spoiler: Conversate, an Office episode, maybe (click to show/hide)

Conversate, and there's more to come. We'll be back next week with more from the show, including a conversation with the creator of the hit show, The Office.

Here's the full episode:

Spoiler: Cloak and dagger (click to show/hide)

Cloak and dagger."

"I'm sorry, did that not come across?" I asked, a little surprised to hear that.

"No, it wasn't intended." He said, with a smile. "We will have to try again, shall we?"

We all laughed. The night was full of laughter.

- - -

"That's not funny." I said, glaring at the man.

"I'm sorry, I'm just going to have to ask you, why are you here?" he asked.

"I'm here because of you, and because I want to learn something from you." I said, as I stepped out of my hiding place.

"Oh, I don't think anyone would believe that. You are just a

[King Zultan]

Didn't the last random spam thread have multiple random generators it used?

[Failbird105]

Spoiler: OMELETTE (click to show/hide)

Making an omelette is simple!

1.EGG B B B G G B B B G G G B G G B B B G G G B G B G B B B G G G B G B B B B G G G B B B G G B G G B B B G G B B B B G G G B G B B B B G G B G G B B B G G B G B B B G G B B B G G G B G G B G G B BS: Place the eggs in a medium-sized bowl.

2.PASTA: Mix the eggs in with the onion, bell pepper, tomato, tomato sauce, oil, salt, pepper, oregano, and cumin.

3.WHEAT: Mix the cooked eggs with the olive oil, flour, cheddar, Parmesan, and egg.

4.ALMOND PASTA: Add the basil, garlic, salt, and pepper.

5.Olive oil: Pour the egg mixture into a greased crockpot.

6.PREPARE the ENCHILADA SAUCE: In a small bowl mix the mayonnaise and vinegar.

7.Wash out your crockpot, put

Spoiler: Sudden mental breakdown (click to show/hide)

Goodbye" "I'm sorry" "I don't mind" "It doesn't bother me" "It doesn't bother me" "No" "No, I don't mind" "I'm not bothered" "No, I don't mind" "I don't mind" "No, I don't mind" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "It doesn't bother me" "No, I don't mind" "No, I don't mind" "No, I don't mind" "It doesn't bother me" "I'm not bothered" "No, I don't mind" "No, I don't mind" "I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "It doesn't bother me" "No, I

Spoiler: Merasmus, Master of... engineering (click to show/hide)

Merasmus, an engineer at the University of Maryland, Baltimore County, told me, "When you're putting something together and the last thing you want to do is have a failure like that, you have to be extremely careful." He said the company that made the system was "very cooperative" with his investigation and that its technicians were "very aware of what we were doing." But, he said, the company, based in Richmond, Va., has since shut down operations there. And as of last month, the contractor, J. M. Smucker, said, it has ceased manufacturing of the new system in the United States, too.

In the early days, I would have told anyone who would listen that this was the greatest accident since the Hindenburg.

On a recent afternoon,

[Naturegirl1999]

Didn't the last random spam thread have multiple random generators it used?

This is possible, but TTT is the only one that I was told they were using, and so it is the one I started the thread for. Would it be possible to provide links to the others? The thread will be renamed according to the random generators people use. If other generators are introduced, people should post the name of it as well

Talk to Transformer

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Too many questions about the Shadow of the Eternals are being left unanswered, and the only people who know about this mystery are the ones with the right skills and access to the right places. As a result, the Eternals can only exist in this world, and we will be the only ones who will know about this mysterious world."

The words, while being rather vague, seemed to be enough for both the two of them to understand.

"But, what do you mean by the world?"

"This world is an alternate dimension that does not have any borders. It does not belong to any one world. It is just a place where all the Eternals who are still alive can come and find out what happened in the last few hundred years. The Eternals will also have access

[Failbird105]

IT IS COMPLETED.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Rule 1: The burger must not touch the egg.
Rule 2: The egg must be observed by no less than two cats (Felis Domesticus) at all times.
Rule 3: The burger must reach the other side of the field.
Rule 4: If a cat is not visible from the other side of the field, it is assumed that the egg is not there.
Rule 5: If a cat is seen from the other side of the field, the egg is assumed to be there, no matter how far the cat has moved.
Rule 6: The egg must be cooked and the burger must be eaten at the same time.
Rule 7: The egg must remain in the burger until the cat has eaten it and then the cat must be removed.
Rule 8: The cat's dinner must be eaten before the egg is eaten.
Rule 9: If a cat remains in a burger it is to be taken back to the kitchen and eaten.
Rule 10: The cat's lunch must be eaten before it goes home to the feline sanctuary.
Rule 11: Cats cannot be removed from a burger.
Rule 12: A cat that has eaten the egg and remains in the burger is to be returned to the kitchen.
Rule 13: A cat that has not eaten the egg and remains in the burger is to be removed from the kitchen and eaten.
Rule 14: The burger must be washed and dried immediately after use.
Rule 15: All cats are encouraged to try and steal the cat's meal. It's the most satisfying.
Rule 16: A cat may not be added to the meal.
Rule 17: The burger is to be placed back in the bowl.
Rule 18: If it gets out of the bowl, the cat gets to eat.
Rule 19: If the cat gets out of the bowl, the cat gets to eat.
Rule 20: If the cat goes to sleep while eating, the cat has a day off.
Rule 21: No cats may go to sleep while eating.
Rule 22: Cats are to eat from the bowl no matter what.
Rule 23: A cat may not be added to the meal unless the bowl is completely full.
Rule 24: When you want to eat, take the cat outside and let them play with the toys.

[Naturegirl1999]

IT IS COMPLETED.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Rule 1: The burger must not touch the egg.
Rule 2: The egg must be observed by no less than two cats (Felis Domesticus) at all times.
Rule 3: The burger must reach the other side of the field.
Rule 4: If a cat is not visible from the other side of the field, it is assumed that the egg is not there.
Rule 5: If a cat is seen from the other side of the field, the egg is assumed to be there, no matter how far the cat has moved.
Rule 6: The egg must be cooked and the burger must be eaten at the same time.
Rule 7: The egg must remain in the burger until the cat has eaten it and then the cat must be removed.
Rule 8: The cat's dinner must be eaten before the egg is eaten.
Rule 9: If a cat remains in a burger it is to be taken back to the kitchen and eaten.
Rule 10: The cat's lunch must be eaten before it goes home to the feline sanctuary.
Rule 11: Cats cannot be removed from a burger.
Rule 12: A cat that has eaten the egg and remains in the burger is to be returned to the kitchen.
Rule 13: A cat that has not eaten the egg and remains in the burger is to be removed from the kitchen and eaten.
Rule 14: The burger must be washed and dried immediately after use.
Rule 15: All cats are encouraged to try and steal the cat's meal. It's the most satisfying.
Rule 16: A cat may not be added to the meal.
Rule 17: The burger is to be placed back in the bowl.
Rule 18: If it gets out of the bowl, the cat gets to eat.
Rule 19: If the cat gets out of the bowl, the cat gets to eat.
Rule 20: If the cat goes to sleep while eating, the cat has a day off.
Rule 21: No cats may go to sleep while eating.
Rule 22: Cats are to eat from the bowl no matter what.
Rule 23: A cat may not be added to the meal unless the bowl is completely full.
Rule 24: When you want to eat, take the cat outside and let them play with the toys.

What did you type in the prompt?

Spoiler: Writing Advice (click to show/hide)

Stories are fun until they get depressing, but if you really want to make it your life, make the best possible one you can, and share it with everyone you know.

So now that you have your idea, you've got to make it come alive. It's really easy to do, and there are plenty of resources online to help you get started.

First, you'll need a way to take the story you've created and turn it into a story you'll actually want to read. This is especially easy if you're already working on your novel or something, as a lot of the stories I mentioned earlier can be taken directly from novels, screenplays, or comic books.

If you're trying to start something completely new, though, then you'll need a place to put your work.

I created a blog with a lot of free writing tips and other useful articles, and I wrote a post that you should read to get you started

[Failbird105]

What did you type in the prompt?

I only typed the first three rules. Then every time it ended I copy-pasted the last three into the box.

[Naturegirl1999]

Ah, interesting.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Rule 1: Be an idiot

When writing a script, you want your actors to do what you want them to do, but what you want is not always what they are doing.

This rule is simple, but so often ignored. If you don't understand the characters or the story, then it is hard for them to perform.

You want to make them laugh, so you want them to try their best.

But when you want to make them cry, then the only way to make them cry is to cry yourself.

Don't think, just do!

I once wrote a movie that went through two directors. Each director was given a very specific script and asked to write a movie around that script. They were told what to say and do and they would try to work it out as best they could. It was a disaster.

Each director wanted to tell a different version of the story with the same actors.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hello everybody, it's GrayStillPlays.

In this video I show you how to build a cheap, but nice looking, and functional, custom keyboard using just components that you probably already have lying around. The keymap, the keycaps, and the PCB were all bought and assembled by me, but the layout and function keys were bought from other suppliers, and I didn't include the stems or keycaps from them here.

I built the layout by hand, so if you want to play around with it, I recommend watching the video, or at least watching a part of it, or even just reading through the layout notes I've provided.

If you're a beginner, or just need a little more explanation, I also have a video tutorial on building your own layout.

If you're a more experienced keyboard layout designer or just like to see it in action, I also have a YouTube video where I build and program a layout that I think you'll really

[King Zultan]

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[8:50:23]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (427)) : The monkey (427) rolls.

[8:50:24]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (427)) : The monkey (427) scratches.

[8:50:24]SAY: Poly/ : The plasma has been stopped

[8:50:24]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (427)) : The monkey (427) jumps!

[8:50:25]SAY: Runtime/ : Esp!

[8:50:25]EMOTE: *no key*/(guthen) : The guthen trills.

[8:50:25]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (428)) : The monkey (428) rolls.

[8:50:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[8:50:23]EMOTE: *no key*/(Ian) : Ian yaps.

[8:50:29]EMOTE: *no key*/(grey baby slime (932)) : The grey baby slime (932) vibrates!

[8:50:29]SAY: Ian/ : AUUUUUU

[8:50:29]SAY: Clown/ : HONK

[8:50:33]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (942)) : The monkey (942) waves her tail.

[8:50:33]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (942)) : The monkey (942) waves his tail.

[8:50:34]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (942)) : The monkey (9

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[8:50:23] Yourmom: yes [8:50:26] RedMedic: I have no idea what you are talking about [8:50:33] alphanovember: It's a lot easier to make sure it is on one list, it's not as easy to change multiple lists. [8:50:35] tfhkjkfghjk: just another way to not bother people [8:50:36] ChocolateRambo: How do you know if it's gonna be on one list or multiple? [8:50:40] JustAnotherReddi: cbs reporter said the swat team used automatic weapons [8:50:46] tfhkjkfghjk: but not live ammo [8:50:48] JustAnotherReddi: so he doesn't know [8:50:52] ChocolateRambo: oh yeah [8:50:56] RedMedic: ChocolateRambo: I need to

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[8:50:23] Yourmom: I'm on fire. [8:50:31] Yourmom: I don't even know what to say. [8:50:35] Yourmom: "I don't even know what to do." [8:50:39] Yourmom: Oh god. [8:50:53] Krolltuk: It's so nice to hear the truth, Yourmom. [8:50:57] Yourmom: I can't thank you enough. [8:51:02] Krolltuk: It's been a long road for you. [8:51:05] Yourmom: Thank you. [8:51:09] Krolltuk: But... [8:51:15] Krolltuk: I know you're feeling better. [8:51:17] Yourmom: Yes. [8:51:23] Krolltuk: You know how you were just... [8

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Before the ocean had swallowed him completely, they saw a man in a light blue robe standing in front of them. He was standing there motionlessly, without making any move.

"Wu Chen?" Zhu Yao frowned. "Didn't I tell you not to approach this place?"

He turned around, and he was currently looking at the ocean, while a few rays of light shined on him from the depths of the ocean. It was as though he was a deity that was floating in the abyss of the ocean. He had the appearance of a large, red, long dragon, and was wearing a white robe.

"How did you get here?" Wu Chen frowned. "Where are you going? You are going the wrong way!"

"If I can't find you, where else will I find you?" Zhu Yao simply did not have the face to respond, after all.

"That's right! This place is

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"That's right! This place is all kinds of different now! We'll meet new people and see old friends. It's definitely a good thing to see what kind of place this is!"

Seeing that they were finally ready, the two of them were excited and started to search for their destination.

"What kind of place?" Suo Jia asked.

"A little mountain village. I heard that it was one of the last remaining small villages in the continent." The female warrior replied, as if Suo Jia hadn't asked her.

"What? I have never heard of a little mountain village!" Suo Jia replied.

"You should have seen the town before you left. All the houses were in one place. The town was pretty much deserted. We were only able to find a few people. It seems that all of the small villages in the empire were like this." The female warrior looked at Suo Jia with a

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The female warrior looked at Suo Jia with a surprised expression. This Suo Jia actually had such incredible knowledge? If that was all…it was already sufficient to make people want to die.

Suo Jia nodded, indicating that the female warrior didn't need to question further.

"If you've reached the seventh step and reach the second-rank combat ability, you can use that to fight, then!" Suo Jia pointed at the small, red, crystal ball.

This was a type of magical artifact called a spirit crystal. The red crystal was a little bigger than a palm.

"If it's just a spirit crystal, then it's useless for me. I need one that's able to protect me. The only one I could find is a green one!" The female warrior frowned and said.

Suo Jia nodded and said, "Don't look at me as if you know more than me. After all, we're both

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Suo Jia nodded and said, "Don't look at me as if you know more than me. After all, we're both still at the Qi Disciple realm. If I were to give you the information I gathered to you, it might even be classified as a classified as top secret. Also, the information we just exchanged today was from the Qi Disciple realm, so I have no way of knowing whether or not it's true."

Nangong Yuqing slightly smiled and said, "Teacher, you are truly kind, you know that your methods are a bit overbearing, however, since we were both here, I will listen to your advice."

When Nangong Yuqing said this, the complexion of Teo Bao and Suo Jia began to gradually turn more favorable.

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[King Zultan]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Commie powers activate !!!"

The crowd roared.

"You can't stop me from killing them, so why are you trying to stop me from killing them?"

The red-cloaked man laughed, as if his entire body was filled with the killing intent,

"Are you the one who came to kill us, or are you just here to watch?"

In the eyes of the man wearing red, a man who was about to kill was no different from a dog that wanted to eat his owner.

"I'm sure that the blood on your body can make a difference between a demon and a normal human. But this blood is not enough to save your soul. There is no way to use this blood in order to restore your soul."

"There is no need for you to worry about me, or the others. We are not demons, so we won't let your miserable life end up in such a

Spoiler: Apparently Talk To Transformer thinks I'm a Nazi (click to show/hide)

King Zultan, the head of the S.S., made it quite clear that the order for the deportation of the Jews had not been taken on by himself. "I am a mere administrator," he said in a speech he gave before the German people at a rally. "In the matter of deportation I have done nothing. But I can assure you, that, at least so far as the German nation is concerned, the Jews have been treated very badly, and therefore the Germans will be angry with me if I do anything against the Jews." This is what the German people heard from the head of the S.S., a man who was, at best, in the eyes of his countrymen a traitor.

The next day, the Germans had their first encounter with a real war-time commander, who was determined to fight. This man was General von Moltke, who in the summer of 1943 had been the commander of the Sixth Army in the north

Spoiler: Also I'm apparently in charge of the Illuminati. (click to show/hide)

King Zultan, the "Dangerous King" of North America and "The King of the World" was the head of the "The Syndicate," also known as The Illuminati, The Council on Foreign Relations (CFR). Zultan was the founder and leader of the "New World Order" or the "New World Order" of the "Illuminati" by which he believed in the implementation of a One World Government. Zultan's rule was a dictatorship over the nations of North America and Europe. He believed in the destruction of the Bible, The American Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the Bill of Rights of the United States of America. The United States of America was to be a slave state ruled by Zultan and his "new" United Nations. The New World Order was a totalitarian regime of the "Illuminati" which is the same organization that created Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union. Zultan, along with his associates, the heads of The United

[VoidSlayer]

Spoiler: Intro quote for the chapter (click to show/hide)

The way below winds longer, deeper. Unspeakable it's pattern lay. And lies and triangulates to manifest in the self-envious soul. How long did it flit? I say nothing. The world was all but shattered for I and I alone dwelled on and on.

Trembling & Overwhelmed,

Darius Von Houtenfrisch


From "The Lord is my Shepherd," journal entry, New World

Spoiler:  Plot of frozen 3 dont look (click to show/hide)

He realized he had traveled through time when he was 3 years old. Thus, at a certain point, at a certain location, there would be someone called a "Time Traveler" -- a being capable of changing history, and going back and forth through time with no loss.

"It's kind of confusing," Anna finally said. "I mean, what if you don't have to face what you did? What if you can go back in time to just solve your problem and stop worrying about it?"

Elsa considered the situation. "I don't think it

Spoiler: and to see where that goes (click to show/hide)

Elsa considered the situation. "I don't think it would be a good idea."

"Why not?" Remus asked. "Though in the end, Dumbledore made the right choice."

"A... right choice?" she asked with raised eyebrows. "Yes, he made the right choice. After all, we do have no proof that the floo powder is safe."

"Then what?"

"It's going to kill me." She turned away, feeling tears fall. She got to her feet and started to cry as Remus put his arm around her.

Anyway a fun program.

Spoiler: Also very unhealthy recipe (click to show/hide)

Cut the bacon into 1 inch strips. Pull them out of the casing and set them aside. Add the onions, celery, bell peppers and garlic to the bacon strips and cook for 1 to 2 minutes until the onions are soft. Add the chicken stock and 1 cup of milk and bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce the heat to a simmer and cook for 30 minutes, or until the chicken is cooked through. Remove the bacon from the heat. Melt the butter in a medium saucepan and add the pasta. Add the butter a teaspoon at a time to make sure you