Suddenly a beam from space strikes the Earth and turns the surface of every continent into sand, kills all the plants, and evaporates all the water on the surface.The Earth is no longer one with the FUNKIVERSE.The FUNKSTORM has grown to cover all of Europe, the Middle East, and the northern parts of Africa.November 1, 6:30 PMIts sunny.Its FUNKY.A massive storm of FUNK energy is still lingering around the now devastated France, all of Europe and parts of Africa.The town the game started in has been destroyed.All animal life on Earth has evolved into bigger, stronger, and FUNKIER versions of themselves, and they also hate all humans and pumpkin zombies and want to kill them, all of them in North and south America, Europe, Africa, and the Middle East are dead.All the plants on Earth are dead.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.Kakaluncha didn't post for the eight time so random action.WyrdByrd didn't post for the seventh time so random action.Yoink didn't post so random action.Let’s fly toward the sorceress
(5) You and your companions quickly fly towards the sorceress, and after a bit you all arrive just outside the fortress, but when you arrive you find a horde of warriors fighting the fortresses guards.
Then suddenly you see all the plants die and the ground turns to sand.
Heal the Dinos.
Have the flyers go collect materials for building a platform to bring supplies and gear out of.
(Healing the dinos = 5) You use some magic and quickly heal all of the dinos.
(Flyer collecting materials to build a platform = 5) They quickly head out and gather every bit of material needed o build the platform.
Suddenly the ground around the portal turns to sand.
Explore the abandoned space station
(5) You and your crew search the space station and after quite a bit of looking around you find that the damaged section held the life support equipment and crew apparently evacuated to where you don't know and have no way of finding out, and judging by the state of things you could get the thing back running order with some work or you could salvage it for parts.
Keep spawning more cats and have my cats build more spaceships with guns on it.
(Spawning more cats = 3) You only manage to spawn a hundred more cats.
(Building more spaceships with guns = 3) After massive amounts of work the cats finally build one spaceship with guns on it.
Paint the Funky Earth.
(6) you spend a bit thinking about what the FUNKY Earth looks like from space, and after a bit of visualizing you figure out what your going to paint, so you start and after several minutes of painting you complete a masterpiece and it looks so real you'd think it was a photograph, but magical because it moves because if you watch it long enough the Earth slowly turns.
Continue Fireing, until the entire planet is SAND!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
(Hitting the Earth = 5) You wait for the cannon to charge and fire again.
(Turning it into sand = 6) And you land a direct hit and you see that the entire planet is turning to sand and the oceans evaporate away, but suddenly the cannon begins to short out and fall apart, and by the time its finished the cannon has crumbled and returned to the sand it came from.
Begin using my Anti-Funk to reverse the funkification of the earth.
(4) Using your anti-FUNK you spit the Earth from the FUNKIVERSE, but your not able to UNFUNKIFY the Earth.
Then you see the ground turn to sand and all the plants die.
Become one with the FUNK and disappear in a FUNKY, multi-colored mist, then appear in the Middle East in my new healed form.
HAU: Keep praying to make the FUNKSTORM even more powerful, hopefully making it cover both the Europe and the Middle East.
FSA: Make the parts ourselves and build a fitting ship engine.
(Becoming one with the FUNK and disappear, then reappear in the Middle East = 4) You quickly become one with the FUNK and teleport over to the Middle East.
(Being healed on the way = 3+1 For FUNK) And you find yourself fully healed when you materialize in the Middle East.
(HAU continuing to pray to the FUNKSTORM = 6) They continue to pray to the storm and it continues to grow, but it grows to much and now it covers the Middle East and the northern parts of Africa.
(FSA making the needed parts = 4) They quickly begin making the parts needed to fix the ships engines.
(FSA building a new ship engine = 4) They then fix the engines but as soon as they try to set sail the ocean dries up.
You feel a disturbance in the FUNK, its like the Earth has been split from the FUNKIVERSE.
Then you get reports form your people that all the plants have died and the ground turned to sand, you also hear from the FSA that the ocean has dried up and their ship is now sitting on a dry sandy ocean bed.
SEARCH SOME OF THE NEAR BY BUILDINGS FOR SNACKS.
(5) You break into a store and find all kinds of snacks, so you and your follower gather as many of them as you both can.
Rest for a bit longer.
(4) You continue to sleep any you feel pretty good about it.
You feel the the Earth has been split from the FUNKIVERSE.
Then suddenly the ground turns to sand, but you don't notice because your asleep.
Have the army, the teams, and the civilians continue to evac to the Middle east, and start loading everyone into the spaceships.
(Army 1 evacing civilians = 5) They continue to evac people and bring them to the Middle East.
(Army 2 evacing civilians = 3) They only manage to evac a few people.
(Teams aiding in the evacuation = 4) They evac a bunch of people.
(Civilians evacuating to safer areas = 5) They continue to flood out of the area.
(Loading everyone into the spaceships = 2) The ships have been damaged by the storms and need to be repaired before they can be used.
(What does the FUNKSTORM do = 6) It gets even worse and now covers the Middle East as well.
Then suddenly the ground turns to sand.
NPC STUFFSmoke the meats, and tan the hides.
(Smoking meats = 6) Your people quickly set out and smoke the meat, but some of it gets burnt so you throw it out.
(Tanning the hides = 3) They tan some of the hides, but the rest can't be used as they were to badly damaged.
All your crops wither away and the ground turns to sand.
Its time to use our warrior training, we must go and defeat the only threat to the world on this content, we must defeat the sorceress, but first we must get there.
(6) Your people quickly march to the fortress, but when you arrive you have little time to prepare as the demons quickly attack your monks, and while your people manage to hold their own you do lose a few of them.
As the battle wages the ground around you turns into sand.
Learn the spell to make me a powerful sorceress, while the demons guard the fort.
(Learn the spell to make me more powerful = 2) You try to learn the spell but something prevents your from learning it.
(Demons guarding = 4) The demons report that they have been attacked by a massive army of some kind has arrived and the demons are engaging them, they also say that you should release the mutant animals.
You see the ground around your fortress turns into sand.
Oh god we have to find more pot!
(5) After much searching some pot is found it should be enough to last for a bit.
Then everything becomes sand.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 48.64%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 2.34%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 5.76%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 49.32%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of France destroyed: 100%Percent of Europe destroyed: 93.23%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 34.24%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 35.22%Yoink
Health: FINE / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, lots of snacks
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children, three damaged spaceships capable of flying through hyperspace
France: everything's destroyed
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Europe: 1,163,709 followers, most parts are damaged
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 1,595,932 followers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish, 21 new survivors
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight. every one has a house, several people inured, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, damaged space station, several space suits
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings
Health: DAMAGED
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,378,231 Funkist followers, anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed
The Funky States of America: 26 Funkists, ship
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, masterpiece painting of the fighting in the town, less money, split a studio with a fat dog, a beautiful painting of CABL’s fight with Angelo/Diablo, painting of Satan's office, masterpiece magical painting of the FUNKY Earth
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: FINE
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff, ANTI-FUNK energy
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with fusion reactor
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 277,996,654 enlightened pumpkin zombies, everyone's better than professional fighter
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 370 demons, 883 mutated animals, stack of magical tomes that can enhance your powers also have some powerful spells
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere
TricMagic / Magical
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos, stuff to build a large plat form
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
The Earth has been turned into sand and the surface water is gone.
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