A earthquake has a erupted in Europe killing loads of people with bursts of FUNKY energy.November 1, 5:30 PMIts sunny.Its FUNKY.A massive storm of FUNK energy is still lingering around the now devastated France, and parts of Europe and Africa.The town the game started in has been destroyed.All animal life on Earth has evolved into bigger, stronger, and FUNKIER versions of themselves, and they also hate all humans and pumpkin zombies and want to kill them.All the plants on Earth evolved to accommodate the newly evolved animals.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.The Earth has become an extension of the FUNKIVERSE.Kakaluncha didn't post for the sixth time so random action.WyrdByrd didn't post for the fifth time so random action.Yoink didn't post so random action.Alright, wait for the cannon to fully charge up, then fire again at earth!
(Cannon fully charging and firing = 5) You wait a few minutes for the cannon to fully charge, then you fire it a the Earth.
(Hitting the Earth = 3) But the beam only grazes the planet.
(How much becomes sand = 2) And the little bit of the beam that hit was deflected by the planets atmosphere.
Drag the space Station near the space-city we don't have space-suits to explore it safely inside the zord
(4) You use the zord to grab the space station and drag it over to the city, and you leave it close to the city but not so close it will hit it.
Look for an animal large enough for all of us to ride on, then try using a spell to control it as a second body to myself. If this succeeds, get body 1 onto body 2 and body 1 will tell the 3 followers to join her on body 2 as we ride towards the fortress
(Does this make sense or do you have questions? Basically my mind in 2 bodies, a young hive mind)
If the above action fails and I am not able to make the animal’s consciousness my own, use the wizard’s necromancy spell to make it an undead minion instead, then we 4 get on it and ride, if neither of these spells work, try a blood spell to drain the animal’s blood from it’s eyes.
If an animal isn’t found, try growing wings
(If first action fails, attempt second, if second fails, attempt 3rd, if 3rd action fails, attempt 4th
If any succeed, don’t attempt later actions, is this allowed or do I need to shorten this? If it’s too many backup plans, just attempt action 1)
(Looking for a large animal = 4) After a bit of searching you find a giant wolf in a nearby field.
(Using a spell to make it a second body you control = 2) You then try to cast a spell on it but the spell fizzles out before it hits the wolf.
(Making the animal into an undead minion instead = 3) You then use a spell to kill the wolf, then you use another spell to raise the wolf from the dead, but something goes wrong and the wolf is hostile to you.
(Draining the animal's blood through it's eyes = 3) You then use a spell to pull the blood from its eyes, but you only manage to pull the blood from one of them.
((I've let people have more actions that this so its fine.))
keep buildit and launching nukes. Attempt to remove block with my powers
(Building more nukes = 2) It turns out your cats that were building nukes are asleep and can't build any.
(Launching nukes = 6-4 For nuke blocking) You try to launch more nukes but the block is still there, but you also feel that you avoided a disaster.
(Attempting to remove the nuke block with powers = 3) You use your powers to try to remove the block, and you feel you only damaged the block a little bit.
Now that I have a studio, paint a picture of CABL’s fight with Angelo/Diablo from the last game.
(Remembering the fight = 3) You think about the fight, but all that's happened in the past year has made it hard to remember exactly what happened during the fight.
(Painting the fight = 5) But that doesn't really matter as after quite a bit of work you create a beautiful rendition of what you remember of the fight.
Begin using the Funk Energy I have from cleansing the animals to develop Anti-Funk Energy
(5) After quite a bit of work using your powers you change the FUNK energy you have into ANTI-FUNK!
Cause an Europe-wide earthquake that will also erupt FUNK energy that disintegrates everyone who doesn't believe in the Funkist faith.
HAU: Kill the guerillas; take no prisoners!
FSA: Repair the ship's engines, then sail to the Down Under.
(Causing an earthquake that erupts FUNK energy = 4) Using your FUNKY powers you create a earthquake of FUNK energy.
(How much of Europe does it cover = 3) But it only covers a small area.
(Denigrating everyone that doesn't believe in the Funkist faith = 6) And it kills everyone in that small area.
(HAU killing the guerrillas = 4) As your people search for the guerrillas there is a massive explosion out in a small village, and when they arrive they discover that the guerrillas blew themselves up along with part of the village.
(FSA repairing the ship = 3) After a bit of work they only manage to get part way through fixing it.
KEEP FOLLOWING MY BUDDY TO THE SAFER PLACE, WHILE I KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HOSTILE CREATURES.
(Getting to the safer place = 5) After walking for several minutes he leads you both to where he says is the exit to the area of town that might be safer.
(Watching out for hostiles = 4) You look around as you go and you see nothing hostile in the sewer with you.
Rest for a bit longer.
(4) You continue to rest, now you feel like you have recharged somewhat.
Have the army regroup and continue evacing the civilians, and the teams and civilians continue to evac, while the guerrillas continue to fight, and have some people search the lab for any notes on the device, then try to complete the device.
(Army regrouping = 2) They can't seem to find each other.
(Army evacing civilians = 6) They manage to evac a bunch of people but the lose some of their own in the process.
(Guerrillas fighting = 6) They realize their time is running out so they blow themselves and part of the town up.
(How do the Funkists react = 1) They get blown up.
(Teams aiding in the evacuation = 4) They manage to get people out of the areas.
(Civilians evacuating to safer areas = 4) They manage to evac to safer areas.
(People finding notes about the device = 2) They can't find any notes for how the device works.
(Trying to finish building the device = 1) And they accidentally destroy the partly built device.
(What does the FUNKSTORM do = 5) The FUNKSTORM gets worse and destroys and kills more people.
Then suddenly the ground begins to shake in part of Europe as a FUNKY earthquake starts and it spews out FUNK energy and kills everyone near it.
NPC STUFFBuild some new houses for the new arrivals.
(5) They quickly build the houses for the new people.
Keep training.
(3) They continue to train and get slightly better.
Keep trying to learn some more spells from the books, while the demons keep to guarding the fort.
(Learning more new spells = 3) You only learn one more spell, maybe you need to relax for a bit so you go back to studying you can focus better.
(Demons guarding = 4) The demons continue to guard the fort.
Sit around, smoke pot, and sing songs.
(4) They all get high as kites.
Kill all humans and destroy all signs of civilization.
(1) They get killed of by fighting each other.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 48.64%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 2.34%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 5.76%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 49.32%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of France destroyed: 96.43%Percent of Europe destroyed: 48.64%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 0%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 8.46%Yoink
Health: FINE / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children, three spaceships capable of flying through hyperspace
France: United, 158,857 follows, no radiation, super efficient economy, the most stable, efficient, and self sustaining version of France EVER, global superpower, great again, 47,557 settled refuges North America, several of the factories and power plants are destroyed, everything's badly damaged 4567 14567 45789
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Europe: back to what it was before the apocalypse, 2,512,265 followers, some parts are damaged
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 1,324,567 followers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish, 21 new survivors
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight. every one has a house
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, damaged space station
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic
Health: DAMAGED
Inventory: three followers
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,380,322 Funkist followers, anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed
The Funky States of America: 26 Funkists, slightly damaged ship
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 584 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, masterpiece painting of the fighting in the town, less money, split a studio with a fat dog, a beautiful painting of CABL’s fight with Angelo/Diablo
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: FINE
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff, ANTI-FUNK energy
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with SANDERIZER CANNON and fusion reactor
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 277,997,762 enlightened pumpkin zombies, everyone's a slightly better than professional fighter
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 385 demons, 883 mutated animals, stack of magical tomes that can enhance your powers also have some powerful spells
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The moon is a DISCO BALL.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
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