The city filled with animals has launched into space, and made it there safely.Another billion of the pumpkin zombie army has been killed!November 1, 8:30 AMIts sunny.The sky is clear.A giant pumpkin zombie army three billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.The town the game started in has been lifted lifted into space, but people still in the town don't have to worry about air as it's in a bubble of breathable air.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.Everything on Earth and the town is washed in a wave of FUNKINESS.Kakaluncha didn't post for the fourth time so random action.Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post so random action.continue towards the tower
(6) After what feels like hours you finally arrive a the base of the tower, then suddenly the door opens and dozens of Disco Zombies rush out to attack your group, looks like you've found an Evil Disco Wizard's tower.
Infect some of the alien specimen with mind-control spores, so that they'll obediently become recipients of vivisection.
Try to gain some knowledge about the aliens from the vivisection: What are their weak spots? How many hearts do they have? How advanced their race is?
(Using mind-control spores on some of the aliens = 5) You quickly create some mind-control spores and sprinkle them over an alien infantry platoon.
(How many aliens do you get = 3) You only manage to mind-control three of them, which you then order to go to your base.
(Vivisecting them = 4) Sense you have them mind-controlled they willingly get on the table for the vivisection, and you have some of your creatures preform the procedure sense you can't because your a tree.
(Gaining knowledge about the aliens using vivisection = 3) And it turns out Fire Elementals and Demonic Folieage aren't that good at vivisection.
(Weak spots) As far as can be gathered they have most of the same weaknesses as humans, but they seem slightly more resilient.
(How many hearts) They don't tell you how many hearts they have as apparently they eat the heart as soon as they get it removed.
(How advanced are they) Judging by their weapons, armour, vehicles, and spacecraft you can tell they are way more advanced than humans, but other than that you can't tell if there is anything else that makes them more advanced.
Apparently all of your creatures have joined something called the FUNKY Church.
Protect city during lit-off
Animal army starts the engines and takes the city to space.
(Protecting the city = 4+1 For Ultra-Mega-Zord) You unleash a devastating power attack on all pumpkin zombies that come anywhere near the city burning all of them to dust, and ensuring the city lifts off with out having to worry about being attacked.
(Animals launching the city into space = 4) As the zord's busy destroying massive swaths of zombies the animals get the city ready for lift off, and after several minutes of checking various things and making sure everything was ready, then they initiate the lift off procedures and the city begins to lift up into the sky and after several minutes it finally makes it to space.
Eat my perfect breakfast.
(5) You eat your prefect breakfast and its tastes like the best thing you've ever had, or at least sense the world ended.
spawn a rpg and blow up the mecha, and keep defending from mind crushes
(Spawning a RPG = 2) Try as you might you can't seem to summon a RPG.
(Defending from mind crushing = 1+2 For god powers) You continue to mind battle the alien but he's stronger than he looks because you feel your mind being crushed even more, your not sure how much more you can take.
"WAIT, SO WHAT'S THE ENDGAME FOR THIS THING ANYWAY?"
TRY TO FIGURE OUT JUST HOW THE 'SPORT' WE'RE WATCHING WORKS. ARE THERE ANY WINNERS, OR DOES THE CARNAGE JUST CONTINUE INDEFINITELY? WHY PEOPLE COMPETE IF THEY SO LIKELY TO DIE? ARE THE COMPETITORS FORCED TO FIGHT AGAINST THEIR WILL, OR IS IT FOR FUN OR WHAT?
ALSO TAKE CONTEMPLATIVE SIP OF BEER
(Figuring out how the sport works = 4) After watching for a bit you realize that its a free for all with everyone getting thrown in all at the same time to battle to the death.
(Are there winners or is it infinite | Winners = Heads | Infinite = Tails | Heads ) You learn that there are indeed prizes for the last man standing, they can be anything like money, land, houses, weapons, and more.
(Why do people compete | Forced = 1 | For fun = 2 | Something else = 3 | All of the above = 4 | 2 ) As you sip your beer you find out that everyone in this particular match is there because they wanted to be and apparently they're doing it for fun.
Spread the word of FUNKY Church, and attempt to supplant all other churches in the area
(Spreading the word of the FUNKY Church = 5) You run around and tell all the flaming guys and plant creatures about the FUNKY Church and they decide to join it.
(Supplanting the other churches in the area = 6-1 For all the humans in town being dead) It isn't hard to supplant the other churches as everyone that went to them is dead.
Get my mecha back to base for repairs and continue to defend myself from mindcrushing, while some of the troops go to the planet and establish a base.
(Getting the mceha back to base and repaired = 5) You quickly get the mecha back to base, where its repaired in record time.
(Mind crushing = 6) You focus on crushing the snipers mind so hard that you harm your own mind in the process.
(Troops building a base on the planet = 3) They only manage to build a small outpost on the planet.
Even though there is no fighting three of your troops have gone missing.
Give out the last of the hippy costumes to the pumpkin zombies.
(6) You go out into the middle of one of the main groups of pumpkin zombies and yell free clothing, then suddenly you get swarmed and beat up as they take all the hippy costumes.
Befriend all the radiation in Europe, then bring Europe back into the modern age.
(Befriending the radiation = 5) You quickly travel around the ruins of Europe befriending all the radiation.
(Bringing Europe into the modern age = 5) You then use your connections to bring Europe back to a first world area.
NPC STUFFEveryone keep defending the fief, and I will keep using my holy powers to kill the pumpkin zombies.
(You using holy magic to kill = 4) You burn hundreds with your holy magics.
(Militia defending = 3) They kill the few that get near the wall.
(Civilians defending = 2) They sit behind the walls and rest.
Everyone keep enlightening the pumpkin zombies, and some people stay behind to repair the monastery.
(You enlightening pumpkin zombies = 5) You manage to gather even more followers.
(Followers enlightening pumpkin zombies = 5) They also manage to gather a bunch of people.
(Followers enlightening pumpkin zombies = 1) They accidentally mess up everything the others had repaired.
(Repairing the monastery = 2) You got a lot fixed then other members of your group messed it all up.
Have the zombies and demons continue to kill while I cast some harmful spells on the zombie pumpkins from my fortress.
(Demons attacking = 3) They only kill a few in their rampage.
(Zombies attacking = 5) They tear dozens apart.
(Casting harmful spells = 4) You throw lighting and fireballs everywhere, killing loads of the enemy zombies.
Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(5) They burn a bunch of stuff.
(2) They sit around a smoke some pot.
(2) They drink some beer.
(6) They eat until they explode.
(5) They break a bunch of buildings.
(1) They all burn to death.
(5) They burn a bunch of the dead people.
(3) They break some toys.
(4) They tear down some house.
(5) They kill a bunch of animals.
(3) They push a van into a ditch.
(6) They burn to death in a fire they started.
(2) They sit around and do nothing.
(4) They burn some stores.
(2) They eat some dirt.
(2) They also eat dirt.
Get other pumpkin zombies to join.
(4) They get some people to join.
(1) The party gets out of hand and some stuff gets broken.
(1) The party keeps going and more stuff breaks.
(1) The party doesn't stop and more shit breaks.
Places in space:Percent of The Town destroyed: 0%Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 24.45%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 7.9%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 10.46%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 25.63%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 11.85%Yoink
Health: FINE / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer
Kakaluncha / Emperor of Mankind costume / The Emperor of Mankind / Telepath / Able to teleport small items
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, unknown amount of followers in North America, plan to takeover Europe, more radiation friends
France: United, 314,852 follows, no radiation, one power plant, super efficient economy, the most stable, efficient, and self sustaining version of France EVER, global superpower, great again
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Europe: back to what it was before the apocalypse, 2,426,321 follows
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: MORE DAMAGE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight some more injured
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots.
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, three followers
CABL / Is a fully grown giant eucalyptus tree with a house in it house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm / magic barrier filled with breathable atmosphere / power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals
Health: SOME DAMAGE
Inventory: living furniture, better dance moves than any tree
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 8,090 fire elementals two injured members of the FUNKY Church, 8,256 Demonic Foliage members of the FUNKY Church, some more acidic spore sacs
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind badly crushed crushed
Health: FINE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME MORE DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls, "Totally Average Human"TM costume
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in Mecha / vauge space psychic powers / mind moderately crushed
Health: FINE
Inventory: one brand new mecha, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, massive pile of candy, scientist, APC, infantry squad
Fortified base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment, device that allows trans port back to the planet
Small out post on the planet
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 371,144 enlightened pumpkin zombies
Monastery: farm, wall
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 58 zombies, 367 demons
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist, and is now in space, has a wall built around it.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The moon is a DISCO BALL