There is a temporary ceasefire with the pumpkin zombie army, they will be resuming the attack next turn unless provoked.November 1, 4:00 AMIts dark.Its cloudy.A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.The town the game started in has been lifted lifted into space, but people still in the town don't have to worry about air as it's in a bubble of breathable air.Dustan Hache didn't post for the eighth time so random action.Yoink didn't post for the second time so random action.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post so random action.Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.Okay, I can work with this. Land on Lourdes, and publish my enlightment book. Also, use the guillotine to destroy the radioactivty and any mutants that may have emerged from it.
Meanwhile, order the ghosts to go to the afterlife and bring me French and Russian soldiers from all eras.
(Landing in Lourdes = 5) The plane lands quickly and with out any trouble, then pulls up to the terminal and you and your group disembark including the blood pilot, the city appears to be in good shape considering whats been going on in the world.
(Publishing your enlightenment book = 2) You then try to publish your book but you can't find a way to make extra copies to give out.
(Using the guillotine to destroy radioactivity = 3) You then spend several minutes swinging the guillotine at random bits of radiation, and destroy them but there's still a whole bunch of radiation left in other places.
(Using the guillotine to destroy the mutants = 4) You then run around Lourdes and kill every mutant you find.
(Ghosts gathering French soldiers = 2) They don't find any troops as their to busy talking to one another about being back in France to do any searching.
(Ghosts gathering Russian soldiers = 3) The Russians however manage to find a few soldiers, you now have 34 ghostly Russian troops.
Keep spawning Demonic Foliage.
Fire elementals: Get to the high ground.
Both fire elementals & Demonic Foliage: Prepare to exterminate the last remaining zombies from the town, as the ceasefire is bound to end soon.
(Spawning more Demonic Foliage = 5) You spend a few minutes spawning more Demonic Foliage, and they quickly go and join the others.
(Fire elementals getting to higher ground = 5) They all quickly climb up onto rooftops and up into to tops of dead trees.
(Both creatures preparing to exterminate the zombies in town = 4) They then get into position and prepare themselves for the incoming pumpkin zombies.
try to become conscious and right the other humans
(Becoming conscious = 6) You immediately wake up and start looking around and find yourself still in the medical tent.
(Righting the humans = 5-3 For the humans having left) You would right the humans but they left the tent after apparently hitting you with a chair.
(I'll keep watching, but I'm not going to act until morning so my character can wake up to an even worse apocalypse.)
(Everyone here does seem intent on making it worse for some reason.)
You sleep, and dream about how you dislike the apocalypse.
Get animals to control the other zords so we can fuse them into the megazord.
The others animals add weapons to the defenses of the city
(Animals controlling the zords = 3+1 For having the manual) It takes a bit longer than you wanted for the animals to get the zords ready as they had to read through the manual for a bit first to figure out how they worked.
(Becoming the megazord = 5) Then they combine their zords with your zord and together you all become the Megazord.
(Animals adding weapons to the cities defenses = 3) They add a few mounted machine guns to the wall in order to protect the city.
Shoot at the mecha
(Which mecha do you shoot | Heads for leader | Tails for other | = Heads) It takes a little bit to decide on which mecha to shoot, and eventually decide to use the one that's leading everything.
(Hitting the mecha = 5) You then shoot it and it looks like you broke something important because sparks and smoke started to come out of it.
Summon some Funky creatures
(3+1 For FUNK) You and your FUNKY friends start to do a FUNKY dance and you guys dance so FUNKY that a small group of the FUNKIEST creatures you've ever seen show up and they start following you around, periodically they stop to dance a little. You nave 23 of these creatures.
Use the radio to ask for a scientist to comedown, then have the scientist try to find a cure for the pumpkin zombie, and the troops shall get ready for the incoming siege, all while I go find the earthnoids that escaped again.
(Getting a scientist = 5) You use the radio to request a scientist be sent to help with the incoming problem, and a few minutes later he appears.
(The scientist finding a cure to the pumpkin zombies = 6) He quickly gets to work looking for a cure, and after several minutes of work something goes wrong as he apparently messed up something destroys the zombie sample, but at least he get all the info he needed from it before it was destroyed.
(Troops getting ready for the siege = 3+1 For fortifications) All the troops get into their positions and prepare themselves for the incoming horde.
(Finding the earthnoids = 3) You quickly go to the tent and find only one of the earthnoids, but no amount of searching reveals the location of the other ones.
Then suddenly you get shot by someone and it damages your mecha sending sparks everywhere.
Make sure the portal's closed so ANGRY can't return.
(5) You use your magic to close the portal and make sure he can't get back through that way, meaning it will be even harder for him to come back now.
TRY AND HEAL MYSELF AGAIN, AND CONTINUE TO DEFEND SELF FROM DEMONS.
(Healing yourself = 2) You search your pockets and find no healing items to use.
(Defending self = 5) You manage to kill off even more demons.
Go back to my fief and get it ready for the incoming siege, and gather the fiefs militia and get them equipped and ready.
(Getting ready for the siege = 6) You quickly run back to the fief and rally the people and everyone starts getting ready for the impending invasion.
(Fief militia getting ready = 4) You then go and gather the militia and start preparing them, and by the time your finished every one of them is armoured and ready to fight.
NPC STUFFGo out and enlighten more people.
(5) You and your followers go out and find even more people to enlighten.
Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
Will resume attacking next turn turn.Percent of America destroyed: 5.83%-
Percent of The Town destroyed: 45.34%-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada destroyed 0%Yoink
Health: A BUNCH OF DAMAGE / flaming pants / burnt
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips
Kakaluncha / Robespierre costume
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, four follows in France, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, megazord made from five zords and has four animal pilots.
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, mounted machine guns.
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a fully grown giant eucalyptus tree with a house in it house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm / magic barrier filled with breathable atmosphere / power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals
Health: SOME DAMAGE
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 8,090 fire elementals two injured, 7766 Demonic Foliage
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers
Health: MORE DAMAGE / bent backwards dislocated fingers
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in damaged Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, armoured car, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, massive pile of candy, scientist
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials
Monastery
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures.
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist, and is now in space.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
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