(Sorry about not posting the turn, I fell asleep.)
The Moon is hurtling towards the Earth and will strike it in three turns unless stopped!There is a temporary ceasefire with the pumpkin zombie army, they will not attack again for four turns unless provoked.November 1, 2:00 AMIts dark.Its cloudy.A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now.Outsider didn't post for the eighth time so random action.Dustan Hache didn't post for the fourth time so random action.ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post for the third time so random action.Yoink didn't post so random action.Order the animals to prepare traps to defend ourselves from the army.
Then go to zord and try to discover how to pilot it.
Also pass the gun to anyone capable of using it like a monkey or a team of squirrels
(Setting traps = 5) It takes a bit for them to set up traps all over the city.
(Figuring out how to pilot the zord = 5) You go inside and dig around for a bit before finally finding the manual, and it turns out its easier than you thought it would be to pilot the zord.
(Giving the gun to someone that can use it = 4) After a bit of searching you finally find someone to use the weapon, its one of the mutant things and it looks like it was a deer at one point.
"My dear Robespierre, I think your ideals didn't die with the guillotine. I belive France must once again become Revolutionary, if we want to make the Revolution of Individuals eternal. Not only that, I belive we can use this opportunity to expand the Enlightment to the stars. But for that, I need you to teach me the art of the coup d'état: Jacobin Edition. TEach me, Maximillian Robespierre, and together we may rule the galaxy!"
Learn from the art of the coup d'etat. Also, invoke the ghosts of Napoleon and Marat for extra advice on ruling and creating propaganda.
(Learning from the art of coup d'etat = 3) You spend several minutes trying to learn the art of coup d'etat, but it looks like you need some more time.
(Invoking the ghost of Napoleon = 5) It takes a few minutes but you manage to invoke Napoleon.
(Invoking the ghost of Marat = 2) You try to invoke Jean-Paul Marat but he doesn't show up for some reason.
(Advice on ruling and creating propaganda = 2) You try to get info about ruling and propaganda creation but the ghosts are to distracted by the air plane.
(Getting to France = 2) You still have a while to go to get there.
try to get away from the sniper and head for the fortified section with the alien army
(Getting away from the sniper = 5) You quickly crawl away from and out of sight of the sniper.
(Getting to the fortified alien camp = 5) You then crawl for several minutes before finally arriving back at the alien camp.
Alright, send a transmission for reinforcement. We likely need more in order to face whatever will come at us
Also, find wherever the earthnoids went.
(Getting reinforcements = 2+2 For radio) You pickup the radio and start requesting reinforcements for when the giant army gets to your postilion, and after a few minutes of talking they tell you they'll send a tank, three mobile artillery pieces, and four infantry squads, they tell you that the new troops will arrive in thirty minutes. (Next turn)
(Finding the earthnoids = 3) You go look in the medical tent and find the three eathnoids still sitting in there, then you see the other one crawling back into the camp, but you can't find out where the sniper got off to.
Use my god powers to call down a giant rock to crash upon Nature girl
(1) You use your powers to call down a giant rock, but your not yet used to your powers and accidentally call forth the moon, which is now hurtling towards the Earth and will arrive in three turns and kill everyone.
Boil one of my possums for dinner.
(5) You quickly grab a pot and fill it with water, then you drop the opossum in and set it to boil, and after a few minutes you have one boiled opossum.
Along with my fire elementals, begin to chant in some ancient tongue in order to summon a meteor storm upon the zombie army.
(Chanting 3+1 For Fire elementals helping) You and your fire elementals begin chanting in some long forgotten language and summon a meteor storm above the zombie army.
(Does it kill a bunch of them = 3) It looks like you miscalculated and only hit some of the smaller packs of zombies with your meteors.
Enter the FUNKiverse. Get FUNKED up.
(5) You and your FUNKY friends all walk into the Funkiverse, and you all feel the FULL POWER OF THE FUNK if you weren't so well antiquated with the power of FUNK you would probably be overwhelmed by its FUNKINESS.
...in the spirit of the holiday season convince the pumpkin demons to lay down their arms and embrace peace and goodwill towards man. I am overdeity of all holidays, as such, I have Christmas powers.
(Convincing them to lay down their arms = 5) You convince them to lay down their arms for a period of peace.
(Convincing them to embrace peace and goodwill towards man = 4) You then convince them to embrace peace and goodwill.
(How long does this peace last = 2) You then look to the future and see how long the peace will last, turns out it doesn't last that long at all, looks like the most you'll get is two hours, unless someone attacks them, but hey at least they're all friendly towards each other now. (They start attacking again in four turns unless provoked.)
GRAB THE DEAD DEMONS SWORD AND KILL ANY DOMINOES THAT GET CLOSE TO ME.
(Grabbing the sword = 3) You try to garb the sword but get blocked by demons.
(Killing demons = 6) You then kill the demons, but one gets a hit on you and your now close to death.
DO SOMETHING TO PREVENT SMOKE MIRRORS FROM MESSING WITH THE PUMPKIN ZOMBIES.
(2) You try to do something but you end up doing nothing.
Keep heading to wards the factory, once there gather all of the candy.
(Getting to the factory = 4) It takes a long time to walk there but you finally manage to do it.
(Gathering all the candy = 4) And luckily the factory is empty so you can just walk in and take all the candy, which you do.
Help my followers gather tools and materials to build the monastery.
(Finding tools = 6) You and your followers find a bunch of tools in a rickety building, and as you go to leave the building collapses, causing injuries to everyone in your group.
(Finding building materials = 4) After a bit of work you and your followers manage to gather all the materials needed to build the monastery.
NPC STUFFDestroy everything that isn't Canada.
(5) They burn down a bunch of houses.
(4) They kick over some garbage cans.
(5) They burn some bridges.
(5) They kill a bunch of stuff.
(1) They try to break stuff but they get killed.
(6) They kill a bunch of ducks then die.
(6) They break a bunch of stuff then die.
(4) They punch some cars.
(4) They break a bunch of windows.
(2) They sit around and smoke a joint.
(4) They cut down some trees.
(3) They break some bottles.
(1) They also get killed before they can break stuff.
(5) They kick all the puppies.
(5) They derail a train.
(6) They beak some stuff then get killed.
Percent of America destroyed: 5.83%-
Percent of The Town destroyed: 45.34%-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada destroyed 0%Yoink
Health: NEAR DEATH / flaming pants / cuts / burnt / cut face and hand
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips
Kakaluncha / Robespierre costume
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord, zord manual
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: A BUNCH DAMAGE / broken legs in splints
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm
Health: FINE
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 8,090 fire elementals two injured, power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE / bent backwards dislocated fingers
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, boiled opossum
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in slightly damaged Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, a bunch of building materials
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory: fifteen FUNKY disciples
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.