Then suddenly something FUNKY happens and the Bone Healing Juice in the Earth's core becomes so hot that it replaces the magma, thereby saving the Earth, and this causes the Earth to stop shaking and no longer be at risk of exploding.November 1, 1:00 AMIts dark.Its cloudy.A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada.Ziizo has taken over the animal army and obtained a Zord.All the Bone Healing Juice on the surface of the Earth has been changed back to whatever it was before, but not the core.The Bone Healing Juice in the core has become so FUNKY that it becomes the magma's replacement.Outsider didn't post for the sixthtime so random action.Dustan Hache didn't post for the second time so random action.ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post so random action.Write a manifesto that's centered around Cult to the Supreme Being, improving it so that it does not fail like the original did
(Writing a manifesto about a cult of the supreme being = 3) You spend the next few minutes working on the manifesto, but it looks like you need to spell check and edit the crap out of it.
(Improvements to make it not fail = 6) So you spend a bit longer working on improving your manifesto by editing and spell checking it, then improving it so it doesn't fail but your not sure if it is fail proof or not.
(Progress towards France = 1) Looks like you get stuck in Denver because of
RAIN DELAYS.
Slice through the incoming zombie horde and eat the remaining zombies to turn them into fire elementals.
Fire elementals: Assist the master by throwing fireballs at the zombies.
(Slicing the zombies = 4) You run for a bit until you finally get to the front line of the zombie army, then you kill a bunch of them with your sword arm.
(Eating zombies and turning them into fire elemetals = 4) You then eat a bunch of the zombie pumpkins and then turn them into fire elementals, you now have 3,481 fire elementals.
(Fire elementals assisting in burning the zombies = 2) They continue to not be able to kill anything.
Bend the sniper’s knees backwards breaking his legs, whether or not this succeeds, try rotating his spine
(Bending the snipers knees backwards = 1) You accidentally target yourself and bend your own legs backwards breaking them.
(Rotating his spine = 3) You then gently bend his spine not really doing anything.
You then get hit by a bolt of lightning that the sniper threw, you then fall to the ground and get even more injured.
Flop around on the floor and cry.
(4) You start flopping around your house crying, knocking down a bunch of your stuff and dead opossums, your now burred under a bunch of dead opossums again.
Smite the attacker
(4) You smite the floating person by throwing a lighting bolt at them, and it hits them and they fall from the sky.
You feel your spine being gently bent.
Sure why not I will lead the animals first order.
Help me to find the power ranger Zord(giant robot) I have a feeling that we will need it soon.
You tell the animals that you'll lead them and they accept your leadership, you now have a very big army of animals.
(4) You then get the animals to lead you to the dead power rangers Zord, it takes a bit to get there and you see that it was sitting behind a skyscraper with a tarp over it.
Restore the liquids back to normal.
(3) Using your powerful magics you mess with the bone healing juice for a bit, but you only manage to turn all of the bone healing juice on the Earth's surface back to normal, leaving the core untouched.
But then suddenly something FUNKY happens and the bone healing juice in the core of the Earth becomes to hot and becomes something close enough to magma to replace it.
Gather some FUNKY disciples, and try to funkify the Bone Healing Juice, making it too hot to handle, thereby replacing the magma.
(Gathering some FUNKY disciples = 6) You wander around for a bit before you finally find a large group of people, so you quickly begin some FUNKY DANCING and show those people the power of FUNK and they quickly decide to join you as your FUNKY disciples.
(Funkifying the Bone Healing Juice to replace the magma = 4) Using your FUNKY POWERS you make the bone healing juice too hot to handle and manage to make it into a magma like substance that will replace the core's magma.
CONTINUE DEFENDING SELF FROM THREATS
ASK BIG SWORD DEMON FROM SAFE DISTANCE "SUP?"
(Defending self from threats = 3+1 For gun) You use your shotgun to kill even more demons.
(Asking the big sword demon sup = 1) You say SUP at the big sword demons, and he slowly turns to face you and begins running towards you with his sword raised ready to attack you.
Wake up from my combat haze and get going. Firstly, SIT-REP!
Also, find out what's causing these...Quakes.
(SIT-REP = 4) Well the sniper got a giant ball of corpses dropped on him after he severely damaged the other mecha, the army of animals got killed off and they killed off the APC's troops, then you got the mecha fixed and troops to replace the ones that got killed, and that's about it.
(Finding out whats causing the quakes = 3) All you can figure out is something happened with the planets core, then suddenly the planet stops shaking like the problem fixed its self.
START PACKING, AND GIVE THE PUMPKIN ARMY SOME KIND OF WEAPONS.
(Packing your stuff = 3) You start packing your stuff but you find that your suitcase is to small for all of your things.
(Giving the pumpkin weapons = 4) You give some of the pumpkin zombies weapons, about half of them will have weapons by next turn.
Gather more candy.
(5) You break into a store and gather even more candy.
Me and my followers will go out and enlighten more people.
(You enlightening people = 3) You only manage to enlighten one person this time around.
(Followers enlightening people = 5) Your followers have a better time finding new people to enlighten.
NPC STUFFSplit them and give the second group weapons.Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(6) They destroy a bunch of stuff but some of them die.
(5) They get a bunch of crap to break.
(3) They only break a few things.
(6) They also destroy some stuff and get some killed.
(5) They destroy several buildings.
(1) They also get eaten by a house.
(4) They kill a bunch of people.
(5) They eat some babies.
(3) They don't really do anything.
(3) They break a washing machine.
(5) They also kill a bunch of people.
(3) They punch some babies.
(1) They get eaten by a house.
(4) They punch some buildings and stuff.
(5) They eat a bunch of people.
Yoink
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGE / flaming pants / cuts / burnt / cut face and hand
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips
Kakaluncha / Robespierre costume
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, legendary gun thing, very big army of animals, zord
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE / broken legs
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm
Health: FINE
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 3,481 fire elementals two injured
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE / bent backwards dislocated fingers
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in slightly damaged Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: FINE
Inventory: 25 enlightened people
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory: fifteen FUNKY disciples
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada.
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