(Sorry about the delayed turn but some stuff came up yesterday.)
The Earth begins to shake violently as it realizes that the liquid outer core has been changed from magma to Bone healing juice, this is a bad thing as the bone healing juice will quickly begin to heat up and pure out of the Earth which will eventually lead to the Earth exploding.(According to the stuff I read the Earth should've blown up immediately, but that didn't seem fair so I'm gonna give people a chance to fix it.)So you get three turns to fix it or the Earth will explode, and everyone still on it will die.November 1, 12:30 AMIts dark.Its cloudy.Ziizo has defeated the power ranger looking guy!A portal to the Funkiverse has been opened and is allowing FUNKINESS to flow out into the surrounding area.A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada.All of the liquid on Earth has been changed into Bone Healing Juice.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post for the seventh time so random action.Outsider didn't post for the fifth time so random action.CABL didn't post so random action.Dustan Hache didn't post so random action.Leave the office and hurry home.
(5) You quickly run from your office, you run faster than you have ever run before and before you know it your back at your house.
Then suddenly the ground begins to shake violently so you go hide in your pile of dead opossums.
Try to cause the shooter’s fingers to bend backwards
(5) You continue to float after the sniper, while using your powers to bend and dislocate all his fingers.
You do notice that he glows slightly after doing something that might have been magical.
WELL TIME TO GO PACK UP AND LEAVE, BUT FIRST USE ALL THE SOULS TO MAKE A GIANT PUMPKIN ZOMBIE 7 BILLION STRONG ARMY TO DESTROY CANADA.
(Making the 7 billion strong giant pumpkin army = 6) Using ALL the souls you make a giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong, but again you feel something strange happen like you gave someone some of the souls for some reason.
(Pumpkin army destroying Canada = 1) You then order the army to destroy Canada, but instead they decide to protect Canada and destroy everything else then rebuild it into more Canada.
You then feel the world shake as if it was going to explode.
Keep flying away and try to gain the powers of a god
(4) You continue to fly and the person continues to follow you, then you do something magical while flying and you get some god powers.
Then all of your fingers bend backwards and become dislocated, this is incredibly painful but you do manage to continue to fly.
This is just sad, gently pick up the power Ranger and place him into a trashcan to finish the battle
(Throwing the power ranger away = 5) You gently pick up the power ranger and gently place him in a nearby trashcan.
(The power rangers reaction = 1) As soon as you place him in the trashcan he dies. (Its like the dice hated this guy.)
(The animals reaction = 3) The animals just stand there not knowing what to think.
Then one of the animals asks if you would lead them and says that you're probably a better leader than the last guy.
Then suddenly everything around you starts to shave violently
Redirect ADN’s souls to power me up.
(3) You only manage to redirect three millions souls from ANGRY to yourself.
You then notice that he used the rest to make a giant army, that apparently will do anything to protect Canada.
Then the Earth starts shaking like the bone healing juice replacing the molten portion of the Earth's core is not a good thing.
Immerse myself in the Funkiverse, then try again.
(Immersing self in the Funkiverse = 5) You quickly immerse yourself in the pure FUNKINESS of the Funkiverse empowering your inner FUNK.
(Bringing more FUNK into the world = 4) You then make the portal to the Funkiverse big enough to allow the FUNKINESS to start to flow in to the world around it, and everything starts felling FUNKIER but additional affects might take longer to see.
Then the Earth begins to shake violently and all you know is it isn't FUNKS fault.
Animate the blood on my blade into a animated blood pilot, who will take me to France.
(Animating blood into a pilot = 2+2 For blood) Using all the blood from the decapitated corpses you create a blood pilot to fly the plane.
(Flying to France = 6) You then board the plane, then you have to wait for several minutes to take off and apparently you have a layover in Denver before you get to go to France, looks like your going to be on the plane for a bit.
SMILE AND WAVE TO CROWD
CONTINUE DEFENDING SELF FROM OPPONENTS
LOOK AROUND FOR ANY GEAR/ITEMS I MIGHT USE OR DOORS OR WHATEVER
(Smiling and waving = 3) You look at the crowd and wave at them, but as you do this you trip and stumble on a rock you weren't paying attention to, some of the demons in the crowd laugh when this happens.
(Defending self from demons = 4) You continue to plow down demons with your shotgun.
(Finding any items = 6) You see a really cool looking sword in the hands of a big demon.
(Finding doors = 2+1 For seeing some before) You see some doors that lead under the stands.
Rest some more to heal the rest of the way, then go find more pedestrians the convert into fire elementals.
(Resting = 6) You spend several more minutes resting, and it seems to have healed all your wounds.
(Eating more people = 5) You find an eat a bunch of random people and convert them into even more fire elementals.
Then the Earth shakes like there's an earthquake.
Go find more candy so I can banish the Halloween and its god.
(4) You continue your quest to find even more candy, and you succeed and find two big bags of candy.
Then suddenly the ground begins to shake like the Earth might explode.
Go find more people to enlighten.
(5) You go around and find even more people to enlighten.
You and your followers feel the planet shaking, but you won't let this stop you from enlightening people.
Have one of the APC crews gather and prepare the corpses of the fallen to be taken back to the mothership, while the other APCs and the tank go out and resecure the town, while me and the other mecha build a wall around the park.
(Gathering and preparing the dead troops for return to the mothership = 3) They manage to get most of the corpses ready for transport, but find that several are missing and they're believed to be part of the massive corpse ball and will take some time to extract from it.
(APCs securing the town = 2) They spend most of the time moving some debris from the roads.
(Tank securing the town = 5) It manages to resecure the area around the park.
(Mecha and other mecha building a wall around the park = 2) You try to fortify the area but you find you have no materials to use.
You then feel the planet start shaking violently, and your not sure if this is a normal event for this planet or not.
Yoink
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGE / flaming pants / cuts / burnt / cut face and hand
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips
Kakaluncha / Robespierre costume
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, legendary gun thing
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm
Health: FINE
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: forty six fire elementals two injured
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE / bent backwards dislocated fingers
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in slightly damaged Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: FINE
Inventory: fifteen enlightened people
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory:
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
All of the liquid on Earth has been changed into Bone Healing Juice.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada.
Author
Topic: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo: Its dead Jim. (Read 102806 times)