(Would have posted yesterday but I got distracted by some stuff.)
October 31, 10:00 PMIts dark.It's raining.A massive army of animals and mutants has arrived in the town!Avetruetotheimperator didn't post for the second time so random action."Thanks! Now let's try this again!"
Animate the lake and ask it to take care of the crops. After that, send the trees after the intergalactic kraken.
(Animating the lake = 5) Using magical powers you animate the lake and it appears as a snake like thing with arms, it wiggles around and waits for your orders.
(Telling it to take care of the crops = 4) You then tell it to take care of the crops, and without a word it flies toward the fields and begins watering and tending to the crops and they start looking better immediately.
(Sending the trees after the intergalactic kraken = 2) The trees try to go after the intergalactic kraken, but can't because its in space and they can't get to space.
Modify the seal to instead of summoning demons, to drain ADN of his power.
(4) You modify the seal to no longer summon demons and instead temporarily make his powers weaker.
(What do you mean by one person in my inventory? I am confused by this, does this mean thst someone followed me, does it mean I took someone and put them in my bag? Is the person alive or dead?)
Use telekinesis on the corpse of the animal I just killed and cause it to slam into the nearest animal or mutant as fast as I can. Have it move in a few circles before the slamming to have it gain momentum and speed. Try to use telekinesis on one of the living mutants to bring one of them as high as possible, then stop the telekinesis, causing it to fall
(Using telekinesis on the corpse = 2+2 For telekinesis) Using your telekinetic powers you grab the thing you just killed with the chair.
(Slamming it into nearest enemy as fast as possible = 4) You then start swinging it around until it reaches terminal velocity, then slam it into a group of animals and kill them.
(Telekinetically grabbing a living animal and and dropping it from up high = 3) You try to grab a living animal, but it wiggles around to much and you lose hold of it.
grab the legendary weapon.
(You grabbing the weapon = 6) You reach and grab the legendary gun thing before the power ranger can, and you hit him in the face with it for added affect.
(The Power Rangers reaction = 5-2 For your actions) He staggers around some more after you hit him in the face, he then swings at you but misses.
STEAL THE NECRONOMICON FROM BRUCE CAMPBELL USING GOD POWERS.
(4) Using your magical god powers you teleport the necronomicon into your hands, you didn't have to even have to fight anyone it just appeared in your hands.
Find a handheld anti tank weapon
(5) You go to a random house and start digging around and somehow find a anti-tank rifle, what are the odds of finding that?
> Meditate and try to reach Enlightenment again.
(4) After several more minutes of meditation you finally reach enlightenment and its beautiful.
I need to make an excuse, quickly!
"I was...just...avoiding...work! Yes, wait, I mean no!"
(4) You stand there for a second stammering, before finally blurting out that you had come up with a new filing system, your boss sands there and says okay then walks out. Looks like you got away with it.
TAKE SWIG OF BEER
ROLL JOINT ON COFFEE TABLE
DEFEND SELF FROM THREATS W/ SHOTGUN AS APPROPRIATE
(Drinking the beer = 3) You go to drink the beer and it explodes sending glass everywhere injuring your face and hand.
(Rolling the joint = 4) After the bottle explodes you set about rolling and create a new joint.
(Defending self = 5) You ready yourself for an attack but one never comes.
The beer bottle: Explode
Furniture: Remove the barricade from the door.
Once the barricade's removed, go and start eating some pedestrians again.
(Beer bottle exploding = 5) You use your powers to make the bottle explode sending glass everywhere injuring Yoink.
(Furniture removing the barricade = 3) The furniture tries to remove the barricade but they just can't move some of the stuff.
if I have any spare material from patching the buildings, use it to reinforce the damaged sections of the wall.
(4) You gather up the leftover wood and use it to repair and reinforce the damaged sections of the wall.
The ninja Elvis does some magical stuff and makes a water snake with arms comes out of the lake, he then tells it to take care of the crops and it does, and the crops start looking better immediately.
Have the mecha return to base and help defend it, the tank will continue to attack the vehicles, and I shall continue to assist the troops in killing the animals.
(Mecha returning to base and aiding in defense = 5) It takes a few minutes but it gets back to the base and it aids in the defense.
(Tank attacking vehicles = 4) The tank manages to land a hit on a vehicle and destroy it.
(Mecha attacking animals = 6) You continue to fight the horde of animals, but your gun runs out of ammo.
(APCs attacking animals = 2) The APCs don't really contribute much this time around.
Then a dead animal starts floating around faster and faster and eventually slams into some of the animals and kills them.
NPC STUFF:Attack stuff.
(4-2 For multiple attackers) They don't manage to do anything.
(5-2 For multiple attackers) They manage to kill one of the alien troops.
Attack stuff.
(4) They manage to kill some of the alien troops.
(2-1 For tank attack) They get hit my a tank round and explode.
Yoink
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGE / flaming pants / cuts / burnt / cut face and hand
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, joint
Kakaluncha / Ninja Elvis
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword
Fiefdom: walls damaged, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, legendary gun thing
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a house
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE / knees / missing one arm
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: five fire elementals two injured,
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, more than six billion souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly
Health: FINE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: NEARLY DEAD
Inventory:
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in slightly damaged Mecha out of ammo
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, one armoured cars missing some troops, one armoured car missing some more troops, one armoured car without troops, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: FINE
Inventory:
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals lead by a power range looking guy.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
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