October 31, 9:30 PMIts dark.It's raining.A massive army of animals and mutants has arrived in the town!Smoke Mirrors didn't post for the second time so random action.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post so random action."OH HELL YES."
GRAB AN ARMFUL OF SNACKS AND AS MUCH BEER AS I CAN CARRY
(HOPEFULLY BUNCH OF CANS IN BEER RING, HOLD THAT IN TEETH)
THEN HEAD TO COUCH, TURN ON TV
CRACK OPEN BEER WITH FOREHEAD LIKE BADASS AND SHOTGUN IT (NOT LITERALLY)
(Grabbing all the stuff = 5) You grab all the snacks and stuff them into your backpack.
(Going to couch and turning on the TV = 3) After the gravity goes back to normal you find the couch and sit down but you can't turn on the TV because there isn't one.
(Shotgunning the beer = 2) You go to shotgun the beer, but right before you do you realize that the beers are in glass bottles and it would be a bad idea to hit yourself in the face with them.
Exit the tent with the floating chair and have it go towards the attacking animals. Hopefully them getting hit with wood/metal/whatever these chairs are made of will do some damage/knock them out of the vehicles
(4) You walk out of the tent with your floating chair, then you go to where the fighting is and throw the chair at one of the attacking animals and kill it.
Ow, fly away and land somewhere safe from the mecha. Apply first aid
(Flying away and finding a safe place = 4) As you fly away you see the mecha chase you but you fly faster than it can move and eventually you lose it, then you find a safe roof to land on.
(First aid = 6) Then you use first aid on yourself and heal all your wounds.
CREATE A WORLDWIDE DEMON SUMMONING SEAL. GONNA NEED IT FOR THE R I T U A L
(6) Using your godly powers you create a demon summoning seal that covers the ENTIRE planet Earth and the moon.
Hide the papers around the room to make it look like I have less work to do.
(1) You start to hide the papers when your boss walk in, he demands to know what your doing when he sees that your cramming papers behind a cabinet.
Start attacking, try to trick him to disarm him of his weapon
(You attacking the Power ranger = 5) Before he can draw his weapon you smash him in the face with your pipe causing him to drop the legendary weapon, that appears to be a gun of some kind.
(The power rangers attack = 2) He staggers around and fails to do anything to you.
Start a friendly conversation with the townsfolk, and convince them to set me free. After that, use the lake's water to resupply the crops, so they improve in quality.
(Friendly conversations = 5) You spend several minutes talking to the people of the fief and eventually they start talking back to you and you get a conversation going, after several more minutes you feel that you have raised moral.
(Convincing them to set you free = 5) You would ask the people of the fief to let you out of the stocks, but the knight shows up and lets you out.
(Using lake water to fix the crops = 3) You fill a bucket with water and pour it on the crops, while it helps it seems like you'll need a lot more water to help them.
Then the knight preforms first aid on you and heals your wounds.
Let ninja elvis out of the stocks since morale is starting to improve, on the condition that the next time he causes trouble here he gets guillotined.
Return the axe I used to the toolshed, and tend to both of our wounds.
When you get to the stocks you see that the Ninja Elvis is talking to the people and you get a felling that the fief's moral has raised.
(Letting the ninja Elvis out of the stocks = 3+1 For having the key) It takes a minute but you find the key to the stocks and you let the ninja Elvis out.
(Putting the axe back in the toolshed = 6) You then walk back to the toolshed and put the axe back.
(First aid for you and ninja Elvis = 6) You then get the first aid stuff and patch up yourself and the Ninja Elves, healing both of your wounds and you set your broken arm and putting it in a sling.
You also see the Ninja Elvis trying to help the crops.
Resume the gravity inside me, then command the furniture to smash Yoink against the wall.
If that fails, suck the Yoink inside the hellish plane of existence through a portal that shall suddenly appear near him.
(Resuming internal gravity = 5) It takes a second but you turn your internal gravity back on.
(Furniture smashing Yoink into a wall = 3) The furniture tries to smash Yoink but the gravity coming back on jostles them all around and they can't do anything, then Yoink sits on the couch.
(Sucking Yoink into the hellish plane of existence = 2) You try to open a portal to your hellish plane of existence but can't for some reason.
Eh . . . why the hell not?
> Become an ascetic monk. Reach Enlightenment.
(4) You continue to meditate for a long time, and eventually you feel that your getting close to enlightenment.
Have the other mecha continue to attack the sniper, the tank will go after the renaming vehicles, and I shall assist the troops in removing the renaming animals.
One of the earthnoid civilians comes out of the medical tent with a floating chair, then the chair flies off and hits and kills one of the attacking animals.
(Mecha attacking the sniper = 2) It tries to attack the sniper but he flies away.
(Tank attacking the vehicles = 3) It tries to destroy a enemy vehicle but it only damages one.
(Mecha attacking animals = 5) You manage to kill of some of the enemy squads.
(Armoured cars attacking animals = 5) They help kill of some of the enemy squads.
One of your armoured cars has all of its troops killed by the animals.
Use my powers to escape Super Hell.
(4) Using your powers you escape the now destroyed Super Hell, you now find yourself back in the town.
NPC STUFF:Attack stuff.
(1) They get killed by aliens.
(6) They kill some alien soldiers.
(3) They loot some stuff.
Attack stuff.
(1) They get killed by aliens.
(1) They also get killed by aliens.
Attack stuff.
(2) They don't really do anything and gets damaged by the tank.
(6) They kill several alien soldiers.
Yoink
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE / flaming pants / cuts / burnt
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips
Kakaluncha / Ninja Elvis
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword
Fiefdom: walls damaged, lots of food, crops in sort of bad shape, Good moral, hunting party
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, one person
CABL / Is a house
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE / knees / missing one arm
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: five fire elementals two injured,
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, more than six billion souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly
Health: FINE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: NEARLY DEAD
Inventory:
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in slightly damaged Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars two armoured cars missing some troops one armoured car has no troops, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: FINE
Inventory:
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals lead by a power range looking guy.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
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