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[Dustan Hache]

wait a second. he launched himself in the direction of my fief! AFTER HIM! HE HAS NOT FELT MY FULL WRATH YET!

[Enemy post]

Gather the beans.

[Yoink]

GO TO CONVENIENCE STORE

PARK BIKE

SHOOT OUT FRONT WINDOW/GLASS DOOR, STEP THROUGH, ACQUIRE SNACKS TO SATE MUNCHIES    

[King Zultan]

I just realized I've created a paradox because I said:

(I'd just like to mention to people coming from the last game that the Earth was destroyed at the end of the last game, but given that we are in a different timeline means you could have done all the stuff from the fist game while the world was ending, therefor making this announcement pointless.)

And that means that everything that happened in the last game happened, and that means the town was destroyed and turned into a lake but I started the game in the same town so the town both is and isn't, so I'm not sure what to do but I think I'm going to ignore that fact and go on or I might use it I'm not sure yet.


Also that means the some of the magic stuff from the last game is still around, so if you put on a costume you become the thing the costume represents, and the more candy you have the more powerful you become.

[Naturegirl1999]

I just realized I've created a paradox because I said:

(I'd just like to mention to people coming from the last game that the Earth was destroyed at the end of the last game, but given that we are in a different timeline means you could have done all the stuff from the fist game while the world was ending, therefor making this announcement pointless.)

And that means that everything that happened in the last game happened, and that means the town was destroyed and turned into a lake but I started the game in the same town so the town both is and isn't, so I'm not sure what to do but I think I'm going to ignore that fact and go on or I might use it I'm not sure yet.


Also that means the some of the magic stuff from the last game is still around, so if you put on a costume you become the thing the costume represents, and the more candy you have the more powerful you become.

Maybe you could have a place in the town where if someone finds themselves there, they find a lake where the town used to be, and swimming in the lake to a certain point brings you back to the town?
Just a thought.

[Dustan Hache]

king zultan you fool, do you not know the power of alternate timelines/realities?! this is all just a split-off where the world wasn’t completely destroyed!

[King Zultan]

(I'm sure the potential paradox will work its self out in the end.)

October 31, 3:30 PM
The weather is overcast.
The invasion force from The Grand Principality of Kyon has arrived.

Drive into the city directly challenging the animals and power ranger supremacy.

(Driving to the city = 4) After a bit more driving your arrive at the city where the power ranger looking guy was last seen.
(Finding the animals = 3) First you would have to get through his army of animals, but after some searching you only find a few animals and no sign of the power ranger.
(Challenging the animals = 4) You do manage to beat the animals, by running them over with the hatchback, you have a feeling the rest of the animal army and the power ranger guy are somewhere further into the city.

“Alright, I will search for those things”
Go out and look for any guns or ammo. Maybe some corpses still have them with them?
((It is the end of the world, presumably, people died))

(2) You search some of the dead bodies that are laying around, and it looks like if any of them had guns somebody got to them before you could.

BETTER IDEA. USE SOUL MAGIC TO STEAL HIS ANKLES!

(4) You finally get the sand out of your eyes and use your SOUL MAGIC you Steal Smoke Mirrors's ankles, but even with out ankles he still manages to arrest you.

Arrest his face (and the rest of him) with Angel Magic.

(5) Right as you get the sand out of your eyes ANGRY DEMON NOISES steals your ankles, but you still manage to use your ANGEL MAGIC to arrest him.

Cry for the knight's vitriolic nature. Then drink the lake's water once and for all, using the bowl!

(Crying for the knight vitriolic nature = 3) You try to cry but you can only get a few tears out.
(Drinking the lake's water with the bowl = 4) You use your bowl to drink from the lake until you are no longer thirsty.

Now its time to...uh...
I don't know really? Best guess is to stand at attention in my giant robot, waiting for the rest of the forces to touch down. Not like there is anything fun to do...

(Standing around = 3) You stand around and don't do anything, but you fall over right as the troops from The Grand Principality of Kyon arrive.
(What kind of troops did they send = 2) After waiting quite a while the drop ship finally arrives and inside is one mecha, three armoured cars, and a tank, this is way less of an INVASION force than what you were expecting, apparently your superiors think the remaining people on the planet will be easy to take over with such a small force.

Take the bike and go around searching for medical supplies.

(3) You step over the mutilated corpse and grab the bike, then go out searching for medical supplies and after several minutes of searching you manage to find a first aid kit that has some aspirin, a few bandages and a little paper that has some first aid info on it.

Go over that pawn shop and destroy it by throwing Yoink's car in it.

(Grabbing Yoink's vehicle = 6) After looking around for a bit you finally find Yoink's motorcycle he isn't on it but you grab it anyway.
(Throwing it at the pawn shop = 5) You then throw the motorcycle as hard as possible at the pawn shop, and destroy both of them.

wait a second. he launched himself in the direction of my fief! AFTER HIM! HE HAS NOT FELT MY FULL WRATH YET!

(5) You run towards your fief, and after several minutes of running you arrive at the lake to see the ninja using the bowl he stole from you to drink the water from the lake.

Gather the beans.

(6) You grab all the beans in your hovel, there seem to be more beans then were in the can.

GO TO CONVENIENCE STORE

PARK BIKE

SHOOT OUT FRONT WINDOW/GLASS DOOR, STEP THROUGH, ACQUIRE SNACKS TO SATE MUNCHIES    

(3) You shoot out the window and go inside for snacks, but as soon as you step inside the store a house grabs your motorcycle and throws it at the pawn shop and destroys both of them, meaning you lost most of your gear, but at least you still have the shotgun and the weed.

Spoiler: Character stuff, so I don't forget about stuff. (click to show/hide)

Yoink
Health: FINE
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper

Kakaluncha / Ninja Elvis
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: a bowl

Dustan Hache / knight
Health: FINE
Inventory: Plate armour, shield, sword
Fiefdom: walls damaged, low food, crops in bad shape, low moral, hunting party

ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas,  lime green hatchback with full tank of gas

Naturegirl1999
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, thee people

CABL / Is a house
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: three guys

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / arrested
Health: FINE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles
GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE V.3.0: 2 HELL 4 YOU: Has real monsters and mutants

The Canadian kitten
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet

Enemy post
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, lots of beans

Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / No ankles / angel magic
Health: FINE
Inventory:

Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars, and a tank

[Naturegirl1999]

Look around for any houses and try to enter one, maybe a gun and/or ammo is stored there?

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

SUMMON MY LAWYER SAMHAIN TO SUE HIS ASS SINCE HE DOESN'T HAVE A WARRANT OR ANY PROOF I DID ANYTHING WRONG. THIS IS ANGEL BRUTALITY!

[CABL]

Spew out those three guys from earlier out of my weird dimension; they're fire elementals now.
Fire elementals: Burn Yoink's legs.
Block Yoink's projectiles with my arms.

[Kakaluncha]

Trap the knight and make evil speech below the action. Then, do the summoning circle with my spit

"Silly Dustan Hache, now that my throat is no longer thristy, you stand no chance against me! You thought this bowl's power was yours, but it was mine, Kakaluncha!"

[The Canadian kitten]

Find more weapons.

[Dustan Hache]

“I couldn’t give a damn about the bowl, you took the candy that i needed to get my magic powers back so I could help my fief thrive!”
Avoid the trap and stab the fiendish ninja elvis in the mouth so that his summoning circle can’t be completed!

[ziizo]

Stop driving check nearby buildings for weapons and music CD's.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Well yeah, its a nuclear wasteland. Very easy for the spacenoid race to take ov-
Wait, w-wh-where's my commanding officer!?!?
Am-am I supposed to l-l-l-lead the INVASION!?!?!?
I'm just a pilot! Not a trained off-
Ah well, if they don't have a commander, I guess I have to lead them if I must. After all, it's just a few earthnoid remnants! But the first act, secure/take over the ruined town!