Three people didn't post this turn, wasn't expecting that is early in the games life.
October 31, 3:00 PMThe weather is overcast.In one turn The Grand Principality of Kyon shall begin the INVASION.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post so random action.Yoink didn't post so random action.CABL didn't post so random action.Ask if they are willing to let me stay with them so that we can all survive. Offer some canned food and ask what they are looking for and try to help them find what they are looking for
(Asking to join them = 5) It doesn't take much convincing to join their group, you find out that there are three of them and they are currently living in the old store and are planning of moving on soon.
(Offering food = 4) You give them all but three of your canned goods.
(Finding out what their looking for = 4) Upon asking they tell you that they're looking for guns and ammo to defend them selves from bandits and hostile animals.
keep driving, put music in the radio to make this whole thing less boring
(Driving = 4) You keep driving forward eventually crossing the state line, you then your check the map and see that you are almost at the city you last heard the power ranger guy was at.
(Finding a radio station = 2) You turn on the radio and after several minutes of messing with it you finally give up, because no matter where you turn it all you gets is static.
Demand some of the candy as the compensation. Do an armored glove slap if they refuse.
(Demanding the candy = 1) You demand to be given some candy, but when you do the space Kraken flies away back into space.
(Slapping = 4) Then Ninja Elvis says you could join him or receive the location of a legendary weapon, but sense neither of those is candy you slap him with your armoured gauntlet, your not sure if it hurt him or not because right after the slap he pelvic trusted away!
Bang a rock against the can until it opens.
(6) You look around your hovel and grab the rock that you had been using as a pillow and start beating the can, but you beat it to hard and it explodes sending beans everywhere, there's nothing to stop you from eating them but you'd have to gather them.
STEAL HIS SOULS TROUGH THE ANKLES!
(2) You blindly wander around until you finally find him, you then try to steal his soul but it seems to be stuck and and no matter what you do to it you can't remove it.
Start stabbing the guy with the knife
(6) You start wildly stabbing the dying man sending blood and bits of flesh everywhere, you don't even notice that you cut yourself on something during the stabbing, and when you finally stop stabbing the man you realize that you've stabbed him over one hundred times and pretty much rendered him unrecognizable, you then look at your knife and realize that it broke during the mad stabbing.
Tell the knight I'm in dangerous quest. He can either join me or recieve the location of a legendary weapon. After that go to the lake using my Elvis pelvis thrust.
(Telling the knight stuff = 4) You tell the knight your offers to which he replies by slapping you with a armoured gauntlet, this not only hurts your face it also hurts your feelings.
(ELVIS PELVIS THRUST = 4) But you will not stand by this rude knight so you ready your ELVIS PELVIS and trust yourself all the way to the lake.
Arrest his ass (and the rest of him).
(2) You try to arrest his ass but you can't find it as you still seem to be blinded by the sand.
Get the area ready for the INVASION, by removing trees, shrubs, and any other obstructions that might be there.
(4) Using your mecha you start ripping up trees and clearing shrubs, then you throw them aside so the INVASION has some where clear to land.
CONTINUE TO DRIVE AROUND AND SEE IF THERE IS ANYTHING INTRESTING IN THE TOWN THAT I MISSED THE FIRST TIME.
(5) During your drive you go to a part of town you ignored the first time and you find several interesting stores including a pawn shop, a convenience store, and a party store.
Chase down the people and stomp them flat.
(3) You run after the people, you manage to stomp one, but the rest get into a truck and drive away before you can get to them.
Yoink
Health: FINE
Inventory: BIG SEXY MOTORCYCLE with a almost full tank of gas, loaded shotgun, some marijuana, several cartons of cigarettes, several boxes of cigars, some fidget spinners, a few lighters, some rolling paper
Kakaluncha / Ninja Elvis
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: a bowl
Dustan Hache / knight
Health: FINE
Inventory: Plate armour, shield, sword
Fiefdom: walls damaged, low food, crops in bad shape, low moral, hunting party
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas
Naturegirl1999
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, thee people
CABL / Is a house
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: three guys
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju
Health: FINE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE
GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE V.3.0: 2 HELL 4 YOU: Has real monsters and mutants
The Canadian kitten
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun
Enemy post
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY
Health: FINE
Inventory: Mecha
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