Happy Halloween everybody!
October 31, 1:00 PMThe weather is clear.Still Angelo and Diablo
Smack EP (not hard enough to cause lasting injury, just a “you idiot” slap)
(4) You spend several minutes standing next to a giant pile of dead opossums before Enemy Post finally crawls out, and when he finally stands up you smack him in the face. After that he goes around looking for a toothbrush or something.
CHECK FUEL GAUGE
IF LOW, PULL INTO GAS STATION AND FUEL UP MY BABY IF PUMPS STILL WORK
IF PLENTY, GO PARK BY SMOKE SHOP, SEE WHAT'S INSIDE
(How much fuel is left = 6) Despite the amount of driving you've been doing you still apparently have almost a full tank of gas.
(Looting the smoke shop = 5) It doesn't take you long to break in, and your greeted by the sight of all kinds of things like cartons of cigarettes, boxes of cigars, some fidget spinners, and various other things that one would find in a smoke shop.
Look for stairs upward, or holes in the ceiling
(3) You spend a few minutes looking around where your trapped and you see no holes in the roof and the only stairs you see are long dead, but after some crawling around you finally see a way out but it'll take some work to get to.
clearly this requires two things to happen: The first is a organised hunting party to bring back game from the wastes, and the second is a quest to find the mythical substance known as “candy” to restore to me my holy magicks. Lets start organising for the first, before i set off to do the second.
(4) It doesn't take much convincing to get people to join the hunting party, then you spend some time equipping them and send them out to hunt any animals that might be around.
CREATE A 4000 PAGE WAIVER THAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SIGN IF THEY WANT TO ENTER THE HOUSE. BUT IF YOU SIGN IT, YOU LOSE YOUR SOUUUUUUUL!!!
(6) It takes a quite a while to come up with 4000 pages worth of stuff but you do it, and after proof reading it your realize that you've written it in such a way that you get even get the soul of anyone that reads it.
I sleep under the possum corpses because it's the only way I know to distract the roaches and ants while I sleep.
Get up, get smacked in the head by Angelo/Diablo, brush my teeth, my usual morning routine.
(Getting out of the pile = 4) It takes several minutes to but you finally get out of the pile of dead opossums.
(Getting smacked = 6-1 For soft hitting) And upon standing up Angelo/Diablo smacks you, and you take the smack like a champ.
(Brushing teeth = 3) You search around your hovel but you toothbrush is nowhere to be found.
Get an vehicle and start travelling towards the leader of the animals.
(5) After quite a long time of searching you finally find a lime green hatchback with the keys still inside, it even has full tank of gas.
Drink a lot of water and create a pentagram capable of invocating demons.
(Do you have water = 2) You look around and find you have no water to drink, so you can't make your drool pentagram until you find some.
Find a can opener, also try to find more food and water
(Find a can opener = 5) That didn't take long to find as it was in a drawer near by.
(Finding food = 4) After searching some other cabinets you find more cans of food.
(Finding water = 4) And there was some bottles of water in there was well.
Start grabbing pedestrians and "eat" them (dropping them inside myself, so they teleport into some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence).
(4) After a few minutes of searching you find three guys sitting around a small fire, and without much effort you eat them and send them to your weird plane of existence.
Yoink
Health: FINE
Inventory: BIG SEXY MOTORCYCLE with a almost full tank of gas
Kakaluncha
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Dustan Hache / knight
Health: FINE
Inventory: Plate armour, shield, sword
Fiefdom: walls damaged, low food, crops in bad shape, low moral, hunting party
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas
Naturegirl1999
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: Some canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a house
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: three guys
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju
Health: FINE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul
GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE V.3.0: 2 HELL 4 YOU: Has real monsters and mutants
The Canadian kitten
Health: FINE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water
Enemy post
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo
Health: FINE
Inventory:
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