Lets get this show on the road!
(I'd just like to mention to people coming from the last game that the Earth was destroyed at the end of the last game, but given that we are in a different timeline means you could have done all the stuff from the fist game while the world was ending, therefor making this announcement pointless.)
October 31, 12:30 PMThe weather is clear.SPEED NOISILY THROUGH TOWN ON MY BIG SEXY MOTORCYCLE
LOOK FOR INTACT SHOPFRONTS MIGHT HAVE LOOT IN THEM
(4) You spend several minutes speeding around the town looking at everything, and when you finally decide to stop you have several choices of intact stores to loot, a gas station, a dollar store, and a smoke shop.
Steal as many babies as I can and use their drool for creating a ritual to ancient gods
(Finding babies = 2) You spend thirty minutes looking around the town for babies, but there are no babies to be found not even baby animals.
be knight from last time
Survey my fiefdom, having finally recovered a decent amount from the devastation of last halloween.
(3) You walk around your fiefdom and see that it isn't in as good a shape as you would have hoped, the last year wasn't kind to you and your people, the town walls are damaged, the foods running low, the crops aren't doing well, and moral is low.
Check maps to see how close I am to the last known location of the power ranger commanding the animals
(Finding maps = 5) You go into a gas station and take a road atlas.
(Figuring out where the power ranger is = 5) After several minutes of flipping through pages you finally get an idea of how far you are from the power ranger guy and according to the maps he's in a city in the next state over so you've got quite the journey to get to him.
Explore, search for food and water
(Finding food = 6) For some reason you decide to crawl into a collapsed building to look for food, well you manage to find some several canned goods, but you also get cut on something.
(Finding water = 6) Then you decide to crawl further into the ruin, while you find some bottles of water the way you got into the ruin collapsed and now you need to find another way out.
I am a haunted house that's ready to awake and wreak havoc upon the town. Do so.
(4) Somehow your a living house, we're not gonna ask how but you are, and as a living house you HATE other houses so you knock several down, but destroying empty houses isn't as fun as destroying houses with people in them.
THE ANGRY HALLOWEN KAIJU FROM THE FIRST GAME RETURNS FROM THE DEAD. HIS FIRST ACT IS TO OPEN THE GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE V.2.0: 2 HELL 4 YOU
(5) You open a brand new haunted houses that is so much scarier than the original that it might even be version 3 instead of 2, it even has real monsters and mutants in it!
Start looting stores for food and water.
(Finding food = 4) After several minutes of looking in some random house you find several cans of food.
(Finding water = 6) You did find a large glass bottle of water, but you accidentally dropped it and it broke.
Brush the dead possums off my sleeping bag and wake up in my new house on Earth, after having been fired from the position of Ruler of Hell/The Centron Corporation for gross incompetence and mild embezzlement.
(3) You crawl out of your sleeping bag and try to dig yourself out of the pile of dead opossums but even after a several minutes you are still trying to get out of the pile. My only question is where you got so many dead opossums and why you decided to sleep under them?
Yoink
Health: FINE
Inventory: BIG SEXY MOTORCYCLE
Kakaluncha
Health: FINE
Inventory:
Dustan Hache
Health: FINE
Inventory: Plate armour, shield, sword
Fiefdom: walls damaged, low food, crops in bad shape, low moral
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas
Naturegirl1999
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: Some canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a house
Health: FINE
Inventory:
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju
Health: FINE
Inventory:
GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE V.3.0: 2 HELL 4 YOU: Has real monsters and mutants
The Canadian kitten
Health: FINE
Inventory: several cans of food
Enemy post / Buried under dead opossums
Health: FINE
Inventory: