All of the pumpkin zombies that were in the town that's now in space are dead!November 1, 6:00 AMIts dark.The sky is clear.A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.The town the game started in has been lifted lifted into space, but people still in the town don't have to worry about air as it's in a bubble of breathable air.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.Everything on Earth and the town is washed in a wave of FUNKINESS.Yoink didn't post for the second time so random action.WyrdByrd didn't post so random action.The FUNKIVERSE isn’t Earth, she won’t kill us if we go there
run towards the FUNKIVERSE portal and jump inside
(3) You lead the others towards the portal to the FUNKIVERSE, but the path forward is blocked by several destroyed buildings.
Use my godly powers to help me in the mind crushing!
(4) You use your godly powers to aid in the MIND CRUSHING, but you feel that the aliens counter attack is being aided by something FUNKY, and that your both still evenly matched.
Use everything I have (every advisor, follower, ghosts, bit of knowledge, economy, candy power, radiation) to transform France into a stable, efficient, self sustainable global superpower.
(France becoming stable and efficient = 6) Using all the knowledge, people, and things you've gathered you transform France into the most stable, efficient, and self sustaining version of France EVER!
(Does France become a global superpower = 4+1 For the world being over) France easily becomes a global superpower, mostly because its the only country that's around that functions as a country.
This also fixes France's economy.
Fire Elementals & Demonic Foliage: Keep massacring the pumpkin zombies.
Make some acidic spore sacs and bombard the zombies with them.
I'm a tree now, so I just move my branches to the music.
(Fire elemetnals killing pumpkin zombies = 4) They continue to burn the zombies as they come into range.
(Demonic Foliage killing pumpkin zombies = 6) They continue to hold the choke points, but not without losses.
(Making more acidic spore sacs = 6) You make crap loads of the things.
(Bombing the zombies with the sacs = 3) You then bomb the zombies with them, but some of them miss again.
(Moving to the music = 4) You then start moving to the music, and you find you have better dance moves than any tree.
Fell the FUNK in the air and use to destroy more of the pumpkin army while dancing.
FUNKI animal army keeps defending the city.
(Using the power of FUNK to aid you in destroying the pumpkin zombie army with dancing = 3+1 For FUNK) You use the power of FUNK to dance the FUNKIEST dance a Ultra-Mega-Zord has ever danced, you kill hundreds of thousands of zombies with your dance.
(Animals defending the city = 2) They sit behind the wall and do noting.
(Animals defending the city = 5) They kill tons of the pumpkin zombies.
(Animals defending the city = 5) They also kill loads of the zombies.
I need more power to finally defeat my sniper rival...Yes, I can feel it in the air...THE COMBINED PSIONIC FUNK OF A PLANET! Let the groove guide me as I finally mind crush my sniper foe.
Army keep fighting!
(Using the power of FUNK to mindcrush the sniper = 3+1 For FUNK) Using the power of FUNK you continue trying to MIND CRUSH the sniper, but you feel that he has some kind of divine power aiding him, and that your both still evenly matched.
(Infantry attacking = 3) They manage to kill a some of the monsters.
(APC attacking = 1) They get overwhelmed and killed.
(Tank attacking = 3) They blowup and run over several of the creatures.
(Other mecha attacking = 6) He continues to fight in the middle of the crowd, and the mecha gets some more damage, then the mecha breaks down and stops working.
(Artillery attacking = 5) They blow up a bunch of the monsters.
Dress all the Pumpkin Warriors in hippy costumes.
(How many costumes do you have = 4) You look around and discover that you have a whole bunch of hippy costumes for some reason.
(Putting the costumes on the pumpkin zombies = 2+1 For giving them free stuff) It takes some convincing and a sign that says free clothing to get the pumpkin zombies to put on the costumes, and as soon as they do they turn into hippies and join the commune, several thousand join the commune in the end.
Leave the FUNKIVERSE and see whats going on back on Earth.
(4) After several minutes of walking your group finally makes it back to the entrance to the FUNKIVERSE and return to Earth, and find the town floating in space, armies of undead pumpkins running around, and a evil sorceress doing evil stuff.
KILL ALL THE DEMONS THAT ARE FOLLOWING ME WITH THE SWORD, THEN HEAL MY SELF.
(Killing all the demons that are following you = 3) You only manage to kill some of the demons that were following you.
(Healing self = 3) You then heal yourself slightly through sure force of will.
Keep sleeping.
You sleep, and dream about waking up in a world without the apocalypse, but you know that isn't going to happen.
NPC STUFFEveryone continue to defend the fief.
(You defending = 5) You continue to cut down every creature that comes near you.
(Militia defending = 2) They don't do anything for a bit.
(Civilians defending = 5) They kill every creature that comes over the wall.
Continue to enlighten the pumpkin zombies.
(You enlightening pumpkin zombies = 6) You have a whole lot of luck this time a round, and you get a whole bunch to join your group, but then some of the other hostile ones injure you somewhat.
(followers enlightening pumpkin zombies = 3) They only manage to get a few more to join you.
Use necromancy to create an army of corpses, and summon some demons to fight for me!
(Creating an army of corpses = 3) Even with all the corpses around she only gets a few of them to raise as zombies under her control.
(Summoning demons = 3) She draws her circle and begins the ritual, but she only gets a few demons to join her.
Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(1) A whole bunch of them die when a building falls on them.
(6) They tear down a building and it collapses onto them and they die.
(2) They sit around smoking a bong.
(4) They break all the windows in a hospital.
(3) They only punch a few babies.
(3) They punch several dogs to death.
(5) They knock down several buildings.
(3) They break a bridge.
(3) They smash several cars.
(4) They knock down several lamp posts.
(5) They destroy every bicycle in the town.
(3) They destroy a few random trashcans.
(6) They blow themselves up with something.
(4) They destroy a gas station.
(6) They all fall down a well and die.
(1) They die when a gas station explodes.
Destroy everything the town.
(6) They run around and burn some stuff then burn to death.
(6) They all break some of the buildings then get killed.
(4) They run around and break some stuff.
(1) They explode and die.
Get other pumpkin zombies to join.
(3) They get a few more to join them.
(6) They get a whole bunch of them to join, but they accidentally damage some stuff around the camp.
Percent of The Town destroyed: 56.57%Percent of America destroyed: 9.61%-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0.06%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 2.5%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 4.12%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 2.43%Yoink
Health: SOME DAMAGE / flaming pants / burnt
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills
Kakaluncha / Emperor of Mankind costume / The Emperor of Mankind
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts
France: United, 314,852 follows, no radiation, one power plant, super efficient economy, the most stable, efficient, and self sustaining version of France EVER, global superpower
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: MORE DAMAGE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight some more injured
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots.
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns.
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, three followers
CABL / Is a fully grown giant eucalyptus tree with a house in it house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm / magic barrier filled with breathable atmosphere / power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals
Health: SOME DAMAGE
Inventory: living furniture, better dance moves than any tree
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 8,090 fire elementals two injured, 7931 Demonic Foliage, some more acidic spore sacs
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls, a whole bunch of hippy costumes
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in damaged Mecha / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: one really badly damaged mecha, armoured car without a crew, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, massive pile of candy, scientist
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 4955 enlightened pumpkin zombies
Monastery: farm, wall
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 zombies, 5 demons
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist, and is now in space.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The moon is a DISCO BALL