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[Glass]

Ahah! Civilization indeed!
Time to conquer it! Economically, of course. But first, I must scout out this location by posing as a local! Once I figure out what they look like, I should be able to create a device capable of disguising myself as one of them!

[NRDL]

Break into the local military research base, and search for the Secret Formula. ANY Secret Formula.

[Shadowclaw777]

Make myself the Leader of the Mexican drugs cartels through intrigue and “political” take overs, they shall help me in discovering the Mayan secrets!

[The Canadian kitten]

While waiting for my CANNON BOTS to finish. I simply send out henchmen to various cities to buy all their cookies!

[Yoink]

 LOUDLY CURSE THE POWERS THAT BE AND THE FOOLISHNESS OF MY CAPTORS

THEN LOOK AROUND, ATTEMPT TO BEFRIEND FELLOW INMATES IN JAIL CELL
SEE IF ANY PARTICULARLY VILE, UNHINGED OR (BEST OF ALL) MALLEABLE, TRY AND WORK OUT BEST WAYS TO PAINT SELF AS BRILLIANT LEADER AND TICKET TO BETTER LIFE

[Rockeater]

In the tops of the himalia mountains live an old wise sage, with knowladge of the feature as much of the past, with wisdom beyond that of any man, some even say with magic.

Kidnap this guy and use him to predict the next lottory results.

[Naturegirl1999]

Miss Mayhem start growing bacteria in a container in my house, hopefully they will be able to cause disease

[King Zultan]

I the great Dr. Unpleasant shall at this time drive the van to a ZOO, and steal a zookeepers uniform so I can enter the ZOO undetected and give POTION M to all the animals so I can start my army!

[Screech9791]

Alright, fine.
Shoot OP in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun point blank. Crown myself as the new GM, while I give everyone else 1s. Run a pizza place which only serves pizzas with pineapples on them. Punt a puppy or two. Swear on a christian minecraft server. Commit warcrimes. Jaywalk.

[Naturegirl1999]

Alright, fine.
Shoot OP in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun point blank. Crown myself as the new GM, while I give everyone else 1s. Run a pizza place which only serves pizzas with pineapples on them. Punt a puppy or two. Swear on a christian minecraft server. Commit warcrimes. Jaywalk.

Are you trolling? I can't tell. I ask since shooting the GM/OP/DM is impossible

[ziizo]

Accelerate my monopoly of the toothpaste market via bribing dentist to praise my brand while condemning the competition.

[CABL]

I GO AND BEAT UP THAT BHUTANESE DREAM DRAGON, THEN I SWALLOW IT AND WAKE UP!
FROM THAT MOMENT, I AM THE RULER OF BHUTAN!

[Dustan Hache]

Be Ethan Summers, a unaligned super with the power of suggestion: People that he suggests a course of action to feel compelled to do it unless it harms them directly.
Go find a supervillian.

[Glass]

Be Ethan Summers, a unaligned super with the power of suggestion: People that he suggests a course of action to feel compelled to do it unless it harms them directly.
Go find a supervillian.

Damnit Dustan wrong game

[Dustan Hache]

Be Ethan Summers, a unaligned super with the power of suggestion: People that he suggests a course of action to feel compelled to do it unless it harms them directly.
Go find a supervillian.

Damnit Dustan wrong game

it’s a super game, im gonna do it!