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Colonel Sazi walks back into the hall and speaks.
"Come with me. Line up behind the others."
Ten other prisoners: five kobolds, four dwarves and a deer man are lined up behind her. She clamps steel manacles onto your wrists and sticks all your things into a bag with a tin labled Apple Chips. The bag she ties onto your waist. All of the other prisoners have similar bags tied onto their waists. You line up behind the others, and are marched through a door into a room with metal walls.. Inside you are shoved into a room with a wooden bench against the back wall with four other prisoners. You can see the sea and sky through a porthole. Suddenly the room tilts, and the porthole is underwater, and it gets darker and darker and a rhythmic whirring resonates through the room. A song cuts in.
Does black fire burn hot
Or does it freeze my heart
Silver in the sky
The roar of Armageddon
Does a dragon have a heart
Or is it as cold as mine
Oh does it really matter
We're only going to die
Silver in the sky
Does black fire burn hot
Or does it freeze my heart
Hail the Queen
Hail the Queen
The Queen Of Dragons
Silver in the sky
We're going to die
Does a kobold need to steal
Does a dragon need to hoard
Does a rat need to collect
They do, for the love of the Queen
The Queen of Dragons
Oh yes we're going to die
The Queen controls all
Silver in the sky and black fire in my heart
Silver in the sky and black fire in my heart
Silver in the sky and black fire in my heart
Armageddon is coming
And the Queen will laugh
When the Queen comes
The moon will turn red
The vultures will call as one
The sky wil turn black
And lava will rain
And she will embrace thoes who hoard
The kobolds , reptilefolk and the dragons will be spared
And the rest will blister and char forevermore
The background music is jarring metallic noises repeating the same three notes again and again: D, A# and E. The above lyrics are repeated eight times before silence.
Inventory
dog leather loincloth
horse tallow soap
Tin of apple chips
steel comb
steel bowl