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[Devastator]

Also, nature, the toxic goop is gone.  It escaped from your damaged base.

[Naturegirl1999]

Try to repair my base

[Happerry]

With the Death Ray upgraded from Basic to Standard, Lord Silver will now, instead of attempting to increase it's firepower, attempt to cause the Death Ray's beam to act as a carrier for corrosive and debilitating energy pulses that will, besides and beyond outright damaging the target, also cause it to become weaker and take more damage from other attacks, either from allies or any follow up strikes by the Death Ray after the original hit.

[Devastator]

(Do note that if someone buys it from you, your turn will have to be taken up by hand-delivering it, as mad science is.. unpredictable.)

[IronyOwl]

By the way, how does Kaiju part processing work? Does it require an action/turn?

[Devastator]

You need a scientist and a kaiju lab.  A mad scientist can use a lab zone instead.  It uses a research action to do so.  Do note that it'll need to be empty, so you'll probably want to get refined products if you're a mad scientist.  Then again, since you have two research actions with which to do so, instead of one, maybe not.

..I really need to consolidate the rules.  I'll try to do so on Friday.

[piecewise]

No. Wasn't aware that I can only have one thing at a time. These launchers are made, can't I stick them out back? Buy a shed? Maybe rent a private storage locker?

SY BUY MY GODDAMN PRION LAUNCHERS SO I CAN BUILD A BIGGER LAB AND MAKE YOU YOUR FLESH PLANES.

I don't have any money!  I'm actually in debt!  D:

Blame Dev, he put a plane on the black market at a minimum cost higher than my funding, knowing full-well what he was doing.

...Also, the hell is a prion launcher?  Aren't prions just weird proteins that replicate and fuck with brain chemistry, when already inside the brain?  Why would I want something that launches those???

_{^{Oh and I wanted troop transport planes.  Not... really bioweapons, more biologistics.}}

A prion launcher is a man portable anti-kaiju weapon that can melt flesh from bones through aggressive spongiform deformation! Its what you asked for you impudent and biochemically illiterate strumpet!

Also, I'm getting to the fugging troop transports; but it is easier to make organic planes and then modify them to organic troop transports.


Bah! I sell to Irony.

[IronyOwl]

Let the record show that I too am morally offended at passing up the horror of weaponized prions. It's like cancer but for your molecules!

Build Kaiju Dissection Annex^TM (-100)
Build Large Hangar (-50)
Purchase Modern Tank (-250)
-If I can use the dissection facility on the same action I build it, process Kaiju Muscle (-20?)
-If I cannot, research methods to boost popular support for Happytime Atrocities Inc. and the nations that fund it. Perhaps distinctive combat symbols or collectible merchandise? (-20)
Pay Bill Pelican 180 for his prion launchers, equip them to my infantry platoon (-180)


Build Kaiju Dissection Annex^TM (-100)
Buy Infantry Platoon (-50)
-If I can use the dissection facility on the same action I build it, process Kaiju Muscle (-20?)
-If I cannot, research methods to boost popular support for Happytime Atrocities Inc. and the nations that fund it. Perhaps distinctive combat symbols or collectible merchandise? (-20)
Pay Bill Pelican 180 for his prion launchers, equip them to veteran platoon (-180)
Pay syvarris 137 for a modern tank later (-137)
Pay Coke Kings 70 for black market goods, equip body armor to both platoons, nerve gas grenades to newer platoon (-70)

[Devastator]

Updated the rules in the OP.  Any questions, before it vanishes from my brain?

[Egan_BW]

Hey, drugs guy. I have a science question.

Is it possible that psychedelics could improve the combat efficacy of catgirls?

Right now my endgame strategy seems to be aquatic giant robots crewed by catgirls on shrooms.

[Shadowclaw777]

An unspecific quantity of nerve gas, which has been packaged into 40mm grenades, either for a grenade-armed technical or some infantry.  -20

Some very new experimental multi-layered body suits of body armour.  This should improve the survivability of any infantry unit or unarmored vehicle, such as all technicals, an artillery piece, or just plain infantry.  There is enough to equip three units, and these will be persistant until the unit dies.  -50.

That’s my offers, anyways I see now that mad scientists get twice the effectiveness out of lead scientists compared to Organizations, maybe we should help fund them to get Igors and Mad Science Machines?, it’s just a shower thought.

[Devastator]

Do note that they can't employ normal scientists, only other mad scientists.

No reason you can't give them other stuff, though.

[Shadowclaw777]

Can Organizations just give money to mad scientists to help “subsidize” their research, say give them money without the return cost of getting the mad science project as a trade, just directly float their bank account? Basically can I just give someone money without having to buy something of theirs.

[Devastator]

Sure.

[Shadowclaw777]

Spoiler: Revised Action Report (click to show/hide)

Continue Research on Forcefield Shields; -20
Start Research on Armored MRLS, make them as tough to kill as possible; -20 (Large Lab)
Purchase an MRLS -150

Give Lord Silver (Happery) 134
Purchase Nerve Gas 40mm Grenades and Experimental Body Armor, Send them off to Happytime Inc. -70

We at the Coke Knights commission have access to Neural Agent 40mm Grenades and Superior Body Armor for Infantry and Technicals for sale, message us if you desire any of these resources. We are also looking for ways to improve our MRLS, so armor or weapon based on those we can make a trade for. There I’m done, money transfers are instantaneous as well, have fun with a Mad Science Machine.