Sticky note stuck to a random wall in ADD offices:
Please don't repost private emails to the world wide web. It's terrible operational security.
((Also, reminder that it's 1999 ))
Response in a series of more official sticky notes stuck to that sticky note, all with the company logo printed on them.
Our treasured customer and/or employee:
We greatly value the privacy and security of our costumers and staff, and would never inappropriately share private information. In the current case of which you seem to be referring, while our response was public we did not reveal what it was in response too (as that would be over the character limit anyway).
Further more, we would politely request that you reply by social media in the future, as dictated by the policy of "Staying ahead of the competition!" we must always be keeping with trends at least two decades in the future (future trend assumptions are, as you know, based off the Oracle program created by a very confused Mad Scientist in cooperation with Oracle Corporation.)
Sent from Iphone"
Ashley Flare spent a night going around placing posters on the walls of buildings
Ashley Flare Biology Based Anti Kaiju Measures
I am working on developing toxins for use in fighting Kaiju. I need Kaiju parts before I can start breeding parasites for them
Private Email (Unclassified)
We here at Ares Development and Defense (ADD) have long had our imagination captured by the wonders people like you have brought into the world! Though we would love to offer suggestions, surveys suggest that so called "Mad Scientists" operate better when using their own operational plan. As such we have created the Mad Science Patronage Program (MSPP) for special cases such as yours. In return for funding, material goods, or other requested goods or services the MSPP offers to contractors, ADD receives any patents and requested product materials that develop from the offered material. As many are known to be somewhat temperamental, contracts lapse after one (1) month. *
In this case we are willing to deliver one (1) sample of Kaiju Skin in return for any achievements in research granted by this gift.
*ADD accepts no liability for the research or any products that develop from it. ADD owns all patents and materials under this agreement in perpetuity. In the case research takes longer than one (1) month, ADD will receive ownership of the final products and/or research upon completion regardless of contract status.