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[Bumber]

*Builds a giant slingshot and starts slinging mushrooms onto the ark*

[DwarvenLord]

Whatever this is, it certainly escalated quickly.

[IonMatrix]

We are just having a joke war here! Nothing serious.

Right?

[King Zultan]

Its not fake if the mushrooms actually die!

[IonMatrix]

Yes, you're right! Die mushrooms die!

[Spriggans]

Wow wow wow wow....

Stop it, guys, STOP !

Dont kill the mushrooms !
That's not the point of the thread !

Eat'em !

It aint difficult ! Just eat them !
Just put them in thy mouth, close it, and swallow !

Dang ! Even kids can do eat do it. It's easy !
You simply EAT the mushrooms, nothing else.

You dont smoke 'em.
You dont worship 'em.
You dont make war with them.
You dont roleplay with them.
Do not nuke the mushrooms !
Do not build a fortress to farm mushrooms !
Dont think they can talk nor throw parties
And just dont kill the little buddies.

Why are you making that so difficult ? Gaaaa !!

Our beloved little friends, what should you do with them ?
You already know it.
You know it since long.
You always knew it, even if you didnt realise.
It's written in big everywhere.
Eating is what you must do.

So please stop the wadling, and go straight to the act.
Head to the kitchen, and open a big mouth.
Do what you must. Why else would you be there ?
You knew from the start, so stop the linger.

So no more bullshit about killing
Or about anything really
That is not eating
These tasty buddies.

[King Zultan]

But mushrooms are nasty, and fighting others is better than eating them.

[Quaksna]

But mushrooms are nasty, and fighting others is better than eating them.

Approved.

King Zultan gets another prrromotion!

[Urist9876]

I sometimes throw mushrooms in boiling water before eating.
On other occasions I've roasted them or put them in heated oil.

[King Zultan]

Why did you necro the thread, you've just restarted the Mushroom Wars.

Oh no I'm getting flashbacks, oh god all I can see are burning mushrooms!

[Yoink]

I hope the Wizard is alright.   

In other news, eat your mushrooms.   

[Loud Whispers]

Today I had portobello mushrooms cooked in a light layer of butter, and it was simply delightful

[King Zultan]

I hope the Wizard is alright.   

In other news, eat your mushrooms.   

I think the wizard was one of the alt accounts of someone that got banned recently.

[Spriggans]

** The Mushroom priest gestures **
"Rise thread ! Rise from the dead !"

Hoo hello ! Btw, do you think Necrosis could somehow be related to mushrooms ?


And btw, I'd like a mushroom omelet, runny, please.

[Eschar]

I hope the Wizard is alright.   

In other news, eat your mushrooms.   

I think the wizard was one of the alt accounts of someone that got banned recently.

His alts sprang up like mushrooms after a rainstorm.

I mean, you can't blame him for being an alt - for we are all Pathos' alts.