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[Spriggans]

*wakes up after a huge hangover, because smoked too many mushrooms.*
*looks around him*
*has noooo idea what happened*
*sees his beloved cat lying on the floor, dead, apparently infected by some kind of radioactive Fungi*

What have you smokers done ?!!!!!

[Quaksna]

(shows Spriggans the pamphlet)

[Spriggans]

*calms down* (and joins the Resistance)

[wierd]

*Days pass*

Eventually, the mushrooms bloom. It is beautiful. Serene. Colorful.


Tasty.

[Bumber]

*Bumber uses mycomancy to raise Spriggans's cat from the dead as a mushroomed monstrosity*

"Behold the power of mushrooms!"

[King Zultan]

*Start burning all the mushrooms, and any buildings associated with them.*

[Bumber]

"Begun, the 'Shroom Wars have." -Mushroom Goblin (in a time before time)

*Bumber reinforces buildings with nether cap and drafts plump helmet men fire fighters*

*The mushroom druids begin communing with the mushroom roots to locate the resistance base*

[King Zultan]

SPEAKING OF WHICH，SOMEONE GO NECRO THAT THREAD

Thy will be done!

[IonMatrix]

Yay?

[Loud Whispers]

Terrestial Mushroom,
Blessed be thy spores. Thy mycelium be sprung, thy rot be done, on earth as it is in earth.

[King Zultan]

And of the first day Mushroom Lord created the mushrooms and it was good.

[IonMatrix]

And on the second day the Mushroom God declared "Let there be mycelium" and there was mycelium
...
And on the sixth day the Mushroom God decided that the world was missing something: a little something. Thus PHM was created.

[Quaksna]

Did I hear... Heresy?!!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(Sending messages to all our ally forces of the rebellion. We must depose the Mushroom believers. We shall call... A crusade.)

[IonMatrix]

Yes!YES!We must turn this thread into the forum game its always destined to be!

[King Zultan]

Eat your Mushrooms: The Game

Its the game you've never wanted, but always needed.