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Author Topic: Eat your Mushrooms  (Read 136147 times)

Bumber

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #330 on: January 09, 2020, 05:20:00 pm »
*Takes off in mushroom air balloon and begins releasing spores over outdoor fields and livestock*

« Last Edit: January 09, 2020, 06:48:40 pm by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Tingle

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #331 on: January 10, 2020, 02:32:11 am »
Ahh balloons. Beautiful
*frantically begins mapping the scenery below*
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King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #332 on: January 10, 2020, 02:35:09 am »
They've go air support, its starting to look like the resistance is screwed.
*Continue to hide.*
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Tingle

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #333 on: January 10, 2020, 02:43:36 am »
Tingle Tingle kooloo limpah!
*spins and spores and fairy dust sporulates far and wide into the air*
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IonMatrix

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #334 on: January 10, 2020, 11:23:41 am »
"You brought out the ballons already???"

*runs to ammu-nation to buy heavy weaponry*
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

Quaksna

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #335 on: January 10, 2020, 12:01:35 pm »
Super secret rebellion hideout
Spoiler (click to show/hide)



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Bumber

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #336 on: January 10, 2020, 08:28:22 pm »
*Begins air-dropping religious pamphlets*

"Life is, in a word, mushrooms." -The Grand Mushroom

(The pamphlets are coated in spores, obviously.)
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #337 on: January 11, 2020, 04:03:22 am »
*Starts shooting the balloon with a flare gun.*
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

wierd

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #338 on: January 11, 2020, 04:53:54 am »
(Notes that the crowd has indeed, dispersed.)

(Puts away the sprayer.)

(gets out garden hose, and starts spraying water.)
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Bumber

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #339 on: January 11, 2020, 07:31:16 pm »
(The basket catches fire, lifting the mushroom balloon higher and spreading spores over a wider area.)

*Spleens the cat and Bumber bail out and parachute to the ground*

*Bumber begins caging the spore blessed livestock and hauling them to the trade depot*

*Spleens wanders off to find herself more cocaine*
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Quaksna

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #340 on: January 12, 2020, 04:51:42 am »
(To King Zultan) Shoot, they're like lawyers, they twist everything for their own vile purposes!

(Begins building the wall around the Adventure Mode section, hoping to contain the madness.)
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King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #341 on: January 12, 2020, 05:16:46 am »
*Uses a fire hose to wash the spores away.*
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IonMatrix

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #342 on: January 12, 2020, 01:44:07 pm »
*starts developing some kind of immunity injection or whatever for the spores*
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #343 on: January 13, 2020, 02:38:09 am »
*Starts tying to burn everything infected by the fungus.*
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Tingle

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #344 on: January 13, 2020, 03:34:42 am »
*laughs knowing the water will only push the spores into mother and germinate into hyphae*

When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself
And see what that man has to say.

For it isn’t your father, or mother, or wife
Whose judgment upon you must pass
The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the one staring back from the glass.

He’s the fellow to please – never mind all the rest
For he’s with you, clear to the end
And you’ve passed your most difficult, dangerous test
If the man in the glass is your friend.

You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass
But your final reward will be heartache and tears
If you’ve cheated the man in the glass.
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