"It has come to my mind before, now, I am sure about it." said Spriggans. "I need to consume this beer in order to understand the secrets of mushrooms better. You must be nuts. Or not enough sanity you posses. Or..."
"May I suggest that instead of dulling ones senses with ethanol you can heighten them with some Mushrooms...Eat your Mushrooms!"
"If I'm not wrong, we must find a mystic for the myconids." croaked Q'uaksna.
"I do not eat fungi, let's ask the dryad, what to do. Hey, do toad men eat slugs? Could be useful..."
"Hey, why are you silent, Watchers? Hey? Hey!"
"This is place of jolly madness, fools! Why are you not in mad revelry state?"
"Okay, fine! Do as you please! Here's the second scroll. I just found it. The show must go on, I say!"
"It's ok the journey is long. You will confront death and it will revive you"
Spriggans apparently eat too many mushrooms or consumed the beer, he started to divine as those before him.
"Do not feel bad for those who were lost.
Do not ruminate on this fleeting failure, the quest is long, and enlightment will come !
But before that, nameless horrors will emerge !
Towerring beasts, in the shape of CAULiFLOWERS !
Madness will make its way into your debilitated mind.
But fear not...
The way will be lit. It will only require the courage to follow it.
Now remember, the Spores will be with you... Always.
Will you make the right decision ?
The choice is yours..."
"I don't get anything." sighed Superdorf. "But hey, they depicted me just right at these scrolls! Delightful."
PlumpHelmetMan, in divining state, muttered some words to continue Wizard's speech.
"The road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began
Now far ahead the road has gone
And I must follow if I can
Pursuing it with eager feet
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet
And whither then I cannot-OH LOOK MUSHROOOOMS!!!!"
"I saw this all from the beginning..." said Strik3r, Watcher who just appeared. "You managed to keep this fungal stuff going? How?!! You musthave eaten lots of mushrooms. Just as Kagus pointed out, wise Watcher..."
"You can't understand mushrooms without eating them. Magical, of course..." said King Zultan.
"I figured it out too. It's all just mushrooms, fungus, spores... In neverending loop! You're lost!"
"Mushrooms are all you need to know to understand." said PlumpHelmetMan. Being a mushroom himself, he probably can be trusted at matter this important.
"I do understand them." shouted Spriggans, from some corner of the Bay, where he was lying with his cats, in delightful state, cross-eyed, retching, but with smile on his face. "Why is this in Adventure section of the Bay, that's not so clear."
"I do back that, though..." croaked Q'uaksna. "This is one of my most exciting adventures yet. so, yeah, why shouldn't it be?"
HmH, living Cage Trap, and a Bay Watcher too, said: "It's always an adventure! Mushrooms makes bond between people, reveal places, bring experiences... Dying beacuse you didn't understand... Mushrooms, they're beyond us. You should be grateful for them!"
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