"I feel pleased seeing how everyone cares about escaped madmen... Watchers can't wait to have word with them, and call the whole thing hilarious... And, congratz. The power of Bay is no so strong around this Wizard, we're gonna be mad in matter of seconds. Not bad for madman's first plan..."
Superdorf went to the last Watcher that entered the sanctum, scourge728.
"I think you don't quite understand, my fellow..." he whispered. "It's the madman influencing you!"
"The fiery power of the Bay is flowing through the mushrooms like never before! Let's eat them!" said Spriggans.
"Yeah, eat 'em finally! Why is it still there?!! One single prophecy, one simple task, and the mushrooms aren't eaten!" growled Q'uaksna.
"Because... Competent eaters we are, yet..." said Eric Blank, slowly and seriously. "The mushrooms aren't of required quality, and no one was able to tell the Wizard... That we have quite different preferences."
"No one could say it better, sir!" croaked Q'uaksna. "Your lie-destroying spell was finely crafted, the deceived are free! This whole mushroom thing is very inspiring, let's do some art of it!"
"Not as good as one particular forgotten chamber..." started Eric, describing weird preferences of some... Individuals.
"Oh c'mon!" said Spriggans. "You can do it! You can eat the mushrooms! No matter the preferences! By the way, they're full of rocks and letters, close your eyes, take a bite..."
"Where is this... Forgotten chamber?" asked scourge728.
"I demand that information as well!" said King Zultan, Watcher that just arrived.
The mushrooms started glowing and the Wizard spoke again.
"Our Ambrosia bitter tasting alkaloids never mind the taste.
When one is so good to you and does the world favours you should not care about it's flavours.
Such sweetness and salt you have been spoilt and your parents have forgotten how to raise you. Eat your Mushrooms and be a good child. Go outside and play look at how the wind sways on such beautiful days.
You are alive don't look back mother will always be here waiting for you to come home and she will cook you dinner then you will be tucked into bed and sleep until you are fresh. You are loved."
"I... I..." whispered Q'uaksna. "Can't desribe it. That was some ancient message..."
"<FORBIDDEN_CHAMBER_EVIL_FOUL_NAME_PLACEHOLDER>." said Eric Blank. "It's ancient, filled with knowledge of past. Even I helped writing the history of it... Like... Once, I had a feline friend... Once..."
"Condolences, sir." said Q'uaksna. "Look at this. I'm gonna record this as well, and you'll see, it'll be great."
"A week long journey is waylaid a day in. Seven large yellowish slugs with beady red eyes filled with ignorance 6 wielding nunchaku, the last with a distinctly sorcerer look that only a sorcerer slug could pull off, the Slime Balls! A notorious gang with connections to the south side squirrels.
They begin to posture themselves for combat."
"I'm gonna need y'all to roll initiative."
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