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[Spriggans]

I've read this one. It is an absolute masterpiece.
There's a huge plot twist at the end, I wont spoil it, but it involves radioactive mushrooms.

10/10. Would totaly recommend.

@WoM : using random.org I rolled a 2/10

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Roll initiative? Ok. I GOT A FOUR!!!!

Also everyone make sure to add any relevant modifiers, whatever tf those would be in this scenario.

[IonMatrix]

Ooooh, are we having a mini RTD? Sweet!

Oh, I got a two.

[scourge728]

I got a 4

[Quaksna]

I got four too. This is gonna be fun!

[PlumpHelmetMan]

We should make this into an interactive comic like "Littlest Cheesemaker" or "Losing is Fun".

[Quaksna]

I can draw important sections of this thread, if you want...
Just imagine it... Bay Watchers standing against pure madness! They're surrounded by mushrooms, but can't find way out!
I enjoy making art from simple things... Like interesting threads... 

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Do it! DO IT!! DO IIIIIT!!!

[IonMatrix]

But whos gonna be the GM?

[Wizard of Manaia]

Within depths of a millennia old eucalyptus forest the floor brown with aged leaves and splashes of light paper bark the sorcerer slug slumps and casts a spell upon itself (protection against salt)
Three nunchaku slugu move 20ft towards you menacing with a hunger only a mushroom could sate.
"all your mushrooms are ours, hand them over and you will be spared"
Q'uaksna, PlumpHelmetMan, scourge728. It is your turn to act.

[Eric Blank]

"millenia-old"
"Eucalyptus forest"
immersion immediately shattered. Clearly its a millenia-old never-ending bonfire.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Being a plump helmet man, I break off a piece of my cap and offer it to the slug.

[Wizard of Manaia]

Eric Blank I'm going to need you to roll knowledge history or wilderness.
PlumpHelmetMan you break off a juicy piece of your head and offer it to sate the slugs
*rolls behind DM screen*
The slugcerer lurches foward and takes the offering, splitting it into 8 pieces each Slime ball is eating, in starvation they sought to harm now they are distracted by the meals... For how long though...

[Eric Blank]

I rolled a 20 uh nature/wilderness. Am sun druid kobold

I heal PHM's head with healing word 1d4. It's a 1

The word of the day is sporulation

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Since I've now reached the stage where I'm almost definitely overthinking this whole thing, do you think you could assign a class to each of us? I'm good with rogue, or maybe a mage of some sort.