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[Yoink]

When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself
And see what that man has to say.

For it isn’t your father, or mother, or wife
Whose judgment upon you must pass
The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the one staring back from the glass.

He’s the fellow to please – never mind all the rest
For he’s with you, clear to the end
And you’ve passed your most difficult, dangerous test
If the man in the glass is your friend.

You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass
But your final reward will be heartache and tears
If you’ve cheated the man in the glass.

Phwoar, that's quite a poem. Seems like words to live by.


I looked the man in the glass in the eye, and he told me to eat my mushrooms.   

*Days pass*

Eventually, the mushrooms bloom. It is beautiful. Serene. Colorful.


Tasty.

I'm a little annoyed that this is labeled as "kids content", forbidding me from adding it to a playlist.   

[Spriggans]

*Days pass*
Eventually, the mushrooms bloom. It is beautiful. Serene. Colorful.
Tasty.

This is beautiful.


Ho hey ! Hello everybody ! What's up in the fungal world ?

[Tingle]

It's going good. My mushrooms are growing and autumn is coming so it's good. Something about a movement against them alas their magic is deep and powerful unstoppable if you value eating. For they teraformed this beautiful planet. They created the dirt from rock. They allowed plants to flourish to change the excess atmosphere c02 back into oxygen, then began to feed on the carbon the primordial plants created. I could go on but it is as pointless as this uprising against the old ones.
I do as they say. They are me.
Muhahaha rise my brothers!

[King Zultan]

We need to build some kind of giant robot to help us destroy the our mushroom overlords!

[Yoink]

I ate my mushrooms! Only a little bit, but still.

[Bumber]

*Bumber begins crafting a huge mushroom golem to counter a potential giant robot*

[King Zultan]

*Builds even gianter robot to fight the huge mushroom golem*

[Bumber]

*Builds more mushroom golems with internal stills to produce plump helmet wine to fuel rocket boosters*

[IonMatrix]

*Casually applies Plant-B-Gone to all mushrooms*

[Loud Whispers]

Smol brain: Apply fungicides to keep fungus off your plants
Galaxy brain: Apply herbicides to keep plants off your fungus

[King Zultan]

*Releases a herd of wild pigs into the mushroom patches*

[Bumber]

*The pigs eat their mushrooms*

[Quaksna]

*The pigs eat their mushrooms*

Alarming. Yet it's small pricr for salvation.

King Zultan, you're getting a promotion!

[Bumber]

*Bumber trains the pigs to plant mushrooms, and they become sharecroppers*

Capitalism!

[King Zultan]

*Create an army of communist pigs that hate mushrooms*