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King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #315 on: January 08, 2020, 05:09:53 am »
(Quick throw the smoke grenades! We could always start an underground resistance movement and slowly gather fellow mushroom dislikers.)
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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wierd

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #316 on: January 08, 2020, 12:54:19 pm »
(puts on respirator)
(loads old fashioned brass garden duster with-mind altering mushroom spores)

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Quaksna

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #317 on: January 08, 2020, 02:10:46 pm »
(Shoot. This changes a lot!)

Wierd! I saw you! What's meaning of this! This is an ultimatum!

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Bumber

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #318 on: January 08, 2020, 03:31:05 pm »
Send in the Mushroom Inquisition to root out the unbelievers!
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

wierd

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #319 on: January 09, 2020, 12:10:18 am »
(Pumps the handle)



A THICK CLOUD OF MUSHROOM SPORES IS RELEASED
« Last Edit: January 09, 2020, 12:37:21 am by wierd »
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King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #320 on: January 09, 2020, 03:49:23 am »
(Oh shit a wars braking out! I'll just put on a gas mask and hide somewhere and hope no one finds me.)
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

wierd

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #321 on: January 09, 2020, 04:04:35 am »
It's not a war-- it's crowd control!

Once the spores take effect, they will understand that they really do love mushrooms.  REALLY love mushrooms.  Like, A lot.

(And as an added bonus, many new and delightful fruit bodies could pop up the next time it rains!)
« Last Edit: January 09, 2020, 04:59:09 am by wierd »
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King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #322 on: January 09, 2020, 09:40:00 am »
Oh shit mind control mushroom, we're all screwed!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IonMatrix

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #323 on: January 09, 2020, 09:41:44 am »
*IonMatrix suddenly appears out of nowhere wearing a hazmat suit and pointing a revolver at wierd*

Sorry, friend. You got in the way. We can't have that, can we? Plus, a scientist like you should know that glowshrooms have radium. You are fucked either way.
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

wierd

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #324 on: January 09, 2020, 09:56:33 am »
Skin contact radium is resolvable with a shower if contact time is kept short. Ingestion and inhalation are the significant risk from short duration exposure.

Also not glowshrooms.  Just pychotropic straw mushroom. Tasty in sauces, AND good for smoking cessation and a number of other thereaputic uses.

Like crowd control.

Did i mention that I am not really here? Advanced mycology has its uses; this is a remote controlled mushroom doppleganger. (I grew it myself!) The respirator is to prevent paracitism of foriegn fungal tissue in the duplicate.

Even now I have additional units performing crowd control all over the fortress, but its hard for me to manage more than just a few directly.

Trust me, once you try the mushrooms you will wonder why you ever hated them before. Truly scruptious!
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IonMatrix

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #325 on: January 09, 2020, 10:02:41 am »
Aah...

(Shit, I just found out I cant even seen red text. Switching colors.)

You're not here, Im not here either! This is just a clone grown from a replica pod!
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

wierd

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #326 on: January 09, 2020, 10:11:15 am »
Well!  The spores in the dust sprayer are very real!

(Pulls handle in slow deliberate motions while merrily humming)
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IonMatrix

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #327 on: January 09, 2020, 10:35:16 am »
Damn it, I really need to use the preview button. I cant see green either.

"And this gun very too! Painfully real."

*Shoots weird's clone*
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

King Zultan

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #328 on: January 09, 2020, 10:46:15 am »
"Aw shit, mindcontrol mushrooms, radium, clones, and shooting people, I feel like I need better equipment than just a gas mask."
*Goes and starts digging for some kind of weapon.*
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

wierd

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #329 on: January 09, 2020, 10:47:49 am »
(Has stunned expression for a few seconds, then continues mindlessly spraying)
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